Time For a Serious Topic
As I peruse the thread titles here, it occurs to me that we don't delve deeply into serious topics often enough. The shape of chain rings, kit fit, tires and sun, blah blah blah, ad infinitum.
I was riding with a girlfriend a while back. I developed a gas bubble that urgently needed to be vented. Without hesitation, I lifted the right cheek and let 'er rip. It was muffled but audible. Cheryl was shocked. "You hike a cheek to fart?" she gasped. I had never thought about it before. It just seemed natural. Then I started paying attention. On the bike I always hike the right. There are two reasons. The first is that with the padding kinda packed up in there, it feels like there's too much pressure while seated to let a good one loose. The second is that it feels like I have a little more control over that check valve that keeps farts dry when I can lift and clench a little. Cheryl insists that hiking is completely wrong. Am I doing it right or wrong? |
Depends on if you are riding with your girlfriend, Cheryl.
What does your wife say? :p |
you're supposed to ***** yourself.
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Doing the aero lean fools the power meter thinking you just mashed out a heavy load of watts.
lifting up any cheek tends to add drag & stops the pedaling. |
Having to hike a cheek means you are enlisting your glutes and hamstrings in the process of “pressure relief.
This tells me you have a weak pelvic floor; put some effort into training your adductors/abductors and do some kegels. Over time, you’ll find you will be able to achieve a much more progressive pressure adjustment. Also, if your chamois is “packed up in there,” you might need a flatter saddle profile. :foo: |
Cutout saddles are best for this predicament.
Slide forward to maximize your release area. No lifting required. :thumb: Glad I could contribute in a meaningful way. |
Originally Posted by CAT7RDR
(Post 22582955)
Cutout saddles are best for this predicament.
Slide forward to maximize your release area. No lifting required. :thumb: Glad I could contribute in a meaningful way. This is the kind of thoughtful content I was hoping to generate. I ride seats with large relief channels. I am going to try this, though I am a bit concerned that it doesn't address the check valve issue. |
Originally Posted by Paul Barnard
(Post 22582970)
This is the kind of thoughtful content I was hoping to generate. I ride seats with large relief channels. I am going to try this, though I am a bit concerned that it doesn't address the check valve issue.
Sharts happen. Do it loud & proud! |
The most important thing is to ensure your derriere's phase discrimination (solid/liquid/gas) is fully functional. The decision to employ a cheek lift and right vs. left side preference are matters of personal taste. If a phase discrimination error occurs (colloquially termed a "shart"), this is a whole separate topic, and protocols for dealing with this situation are too complex to effectively discuss here.
Really glad you've brought a serious tone to the general cycling forum. |
Clarification needed: Was this on a tandem bicycle? If it was, were you the stoker?
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Sounds like this may be a persistent issue……I do hope your purchasing carbon credits to offset your methane production…..
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Originally Posted by skidder
(Post 22582989)
Clarification needed: Was this on a tandem bicycle? If it was, were you the stoker?
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Originally Posted by Paul Barnard
(Post 22582929)
Cheryl was shocked. "You hike a cheek to fart" she gasped?
Am I doing it right or wrong? |
Originally Posted by SurferRosa
(Post 22583008)
Wrong. The question mark goes inside the quote.
LOLOLOL. I actually had it there first and moved it. And to think I minored in English writing. |
Perhaps the OP questioned whether she gasped her last breath?
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Pretty soon someone will inform us that your flatulence is the result of staring at your front wheel because you’re riding a DF bike.
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This ‘episode’ reminds me of the Jato Rocket Car https://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1995-04.html
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I can't seem to rip one when I'm in the saddle. I need to give it a half-sprint out of the saddle with a slight pause thrown in.
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Cheryl must be a long term girlfriend. I waited until after our first wedding anniversary to bust ass in front of my bride.
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Originally Posted by Chuck M
(Post 22583080)
Cheryl must be a long term girlfriend. I waited until after our first wedding anniversary to bust ass in front of my bride.
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Originally Posted by krakhaus
(Post 22583051)
I can't seem to rip one when I'm in the saddle. I need to give it a half-sprint out of the saddle with a slight pause thrown in.
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Originally Posted by Troul
(Post 22583093)
h puborectalis muscles.
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Originally Posted by Mojo31
(Post 22582935)
Depends on if you are riding with your girlfriend, Cheryl.
:p |
You could add a poll, but I think it would clearly favor hiking over not hiking.
Otto |
I wish I got $200 every time I pass gas. See what I did there?
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