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roundypndr 02-26-21 09:19 AM

Is still traumatized from when his parents discovered his stash of Ken and Barbie swimsuit issues.

skijor 02-26-21 09:41 AM

Puts the geriatric imprudent in G.I. Joe.

ahsposo 02-26-21 10:35 AM

Compulsively exposes his geriatric imprudent to schoolgirls.

no motor? 02-26-21 12:10 PM

Confuses imprudent with the family set of dentures.

3alarmer 02-26-21 01:17 PM

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...he considers his refusal to wear pants, not so much imprudent, as impudent. Which titillates him no end.:)

thook 02-26-21 04:30 PM

his word of the day is titillate.....which is most every day at any opportunity afforded

no motor? 02-26-21 05:37 PM

Titillation is just one of the many multisylable words he won't be able to say after happy hour today.

3alarmer 02-26-21 05:38 PM


Originally Posted by thook (Post 21943163)
his word of the day is titillate.....which is most every day at any opportunity afforded

...the band name "RastaBaBaa and the Flock" has not taken off on YouTube, so he has changed it to Baaaaab Maarly and the Bleaters.

3alarmer 02-26-21 05:40 PM


Originally Posted by no motor? (Post 21943262)
Titillation is just one of the many multisylable words he won't be able to say after happy hour today.

...he's never in the way, he's just old. :)

ahsposo 02-26-21 05:45 PM

He has it both ways...

3alarmer 02-26-21 05:49 PM

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...being in the way is the only way he can get any attention. Even then, people tend to just walk around him without comment.

thook 02-26-21 06:04 PM


Originally Posted by 3alarmer (Post 21943267)
...the band name "RastaBaBaa and the Flock" has not taken off on YouTube, so he has changed it to Baaaaab Maarly and the Bleaters.

hahahaha...okay. that was good :)

thook 02-26-21 08:04 PM


Originally Posted by 3alarmer (Post 21943286)
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...being in the way is the only way he can get any attention. Even then, people tend to just walk around him without comment.

stands around with martini in hand at karaoke night watching and gently grinning as people walk past and making odd comments. doesn't always go over well, but when it does it's furry fandom aaaall night long!! opie in de house, ya'll!!

3alarmer 02-26-21 08:45 PM

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...trying to catch up on all the latest Cosplay fads, he recently attended a Brony convention.

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...5c96e4fa40.jpg

thook 02-26-21 09:18 PM

prefers pantsless, as we all know, but a tutu is perfectly acceptable. likes the breathing room! the pink wig and uni-horn is only for special occasions, though

roundypndr 02-26-21 11:15 PM

Cherishes his prized photo is of his wife in mom jeans and a tube top, and of him with his mullet haircut at the Dog Patch USA theme park.

thook 02-26-21 11:32 PM

wishes he still had enough hair for a mullet. oh, the high school memories! cut-off shirts, a can of skoal, the pinto with the 8 track and cracked windshield, and late night adventures in the gym parking lot hoping to catch the eye of the girl with the most teeth and nothing to lose.

3alarmer 02-27-21 12:44 AM

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...the parking lot is a close as he ever got to the gym.

thook 02-27-21 07:40 AM

played alotta bob seger... workin' on his night moves.... out in his el camino....down by the gym

roundypndr 02-27-21 08:30 AM

Fondly remembers his youthful rebel days of doo wop, tube car radios,, buttoned down collars, a pack of smokes rolled up in his sleeve, and terrorizing the locals with his favorite flathead Studebaker. Today, nothing has changed, but he has since traded in his Studebaker for a shiny mobility scooter, to the great wariness of the local pigeons.

ahsposo 02-27-21 09:08 AM

Dirt thinks of him as an older brother.

3alarmer 02-27-21 10:13 AM

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...he is M C Hammer's older brother. He's the one who wrote the lyrics to "Can't Touch This".

ahsposo 02-27-21 10:56 AM

In an act of unspeakable defiance, he touched it...

thook 02-27-21 12:02 PM

has that divinyls song as his ring tone. yeah...you know the one

no motor? 02-27-21 12:04 PM

His phone is made by Playschool.


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