Is a brain surgeon that, to make ends meet, moonlights as a rocket scientist.

His only claim to being a rocket scientist, is his doing moon shots when picking up a bar of soap in the Folsom Prison showers.

He's just gloating because he was the first one to land that s**t!!

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...he feels that the best thing about plural marriage is the infrequency of divorce, thus precluding alimony payments.

Must be speaking from experience...

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...the CIA couldn't break him, playing deafeningly loud rock and metal music in his cell, 24/7. Because he's experienced. (And also suffers from substantial hearing loss.)

https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...6b9725d7be.jpg
Has one of these on his road bike.

Is the chief engineer at the safety test lab for the ACME Bicycle Company.

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...posting a link to that jet bike video got him banned forever from the endlessly entertaining Helment thread in A+S.

still rides a big wheel....

https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.e5ce9701...pid=ImgRaw&r=0

His family is restricted to the shallow end of the gene pool.

He's so sexually frustrated, he gets all wigged out and shoots off across the room whenever the cat scratches the litter box.

Yeah....that is weird :foo:

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...his new karaoke act for Tuesday nights at the Dew Droppe Inne, over on third avenue in downtown Winslow, starts big, with "Cat Scratch Fever".

Is starting to believe his own lies...

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...always a slow starter, he has now managed to eliminate both follow through and a big finish.

slow bikeriding is his passion (after tuna sandwich)

Signs up for teh biekforums and heads straight to the Lies thread and offers 3a an insult so horrible that 3a is going to press textual assault charges.

Well Done!

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...has an appreciation for masochism that is envied by everyone on the Lies thread. If it hurts, he's into it. And his safe word is "more".

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...he quickly figured out that "tireheb" is just "beherit" spelled backwards.

With enough red rum, he will be more than willing to jump onto his Big Wheel, and go play with the twins down the hall.

No twins for him, he just plays with his little soldier.

He's got a lot of problems with you people.

The sign on his desk reads "The Buck Never Stops Here" on one side and, when the time is right, he can turn it around to read "Buck Off".

His Festivus pole is cf.
#poser

According to his wife, his little soldier has been AWOL for many years.