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skijor 01-27-22 12:00 PM

The note in the bottle that washed up on his island read "Hold it down over there, loudmouth!"

3alarmer 01-27-22 08:29 PM

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...he is climbing Jacob's ladder.
He is climbing Jacob's ladder.
He is climbing Jacob's ladder.
A soldier of the cross.

veganbikes 01-27-22 09:09 PM

After realizing Kenny Rogers didn't have a military force (like the Kiss Army) he tried to become a member of G-Unit before realizing it was not Kenny G's military force. Also tried with Kenny Loggins Loggjammers but they were not taking applications even though he was very specific about his love of taking up the highway to the danger zone.

3alarmer 01-27-22 10:40 PM

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...he once was lost, but now is still lost. He's also blind, you see.

veganbikes 01-28-22 12:02 AM

No, the circle will not be unbroken. He has broken more circles than anyone and always does it quick doesn't go for that by and by stuff.

ahsposo 01-28-22 08:52 AM

The National Police Association has awarded him their coveted Rusty Handcuff award for his "Outstanding role as The Usual Suspect That Needs Rounding Up".

He'll be able to accept this honor as soon as Booking is done with him.

thook 01-31-22 03:52 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, the man of decadence, the man of avoidance, the man...the devil himself....Ahsposo Söze....

veganbikes 01-31-22 05:58 PM

He's a very kinky girl, the kind you don't take home to mother, He will never put the spirits down even if you get him off the streets

ahsposo 02-02-22 06:41 AM

Has an Evil Twin, meateatin4wheelr, who is trolling A&S unmercifully.

skijor 02-02-22 09:58 AM

Lies angrily.
https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...e93751f30e.gif

3alarmer 02-02-22 11:09 AM

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...his quality of mercy is strained.

thook 02-02-22 11:53 AM

known as "deadhead ned" liarson back in high school. he was famous and popular for his armpit tricks at the annual talent show contest

ClydeClydeson 02-02-22 01:33 PM

He invented the 'Artificial Fart Under the Arm' in aught-four

3alarmer 02-02-22 02:03 PM

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...he has a "trick" armpit, that sometimes goes out. So when he competes in armpit fart contests now, he needs to wear a brace.

ahsposo 02-02-22 04:51 PM

Is so terminally hip that his underarm hair is in cornrows.

thook 02-02-22 06:03 PM

as soon as all this covid stuff is over, he's vowed to start a new musical genre...."pit hop" under the name jimi pitrix. the necessary waxing is a bit of pain, but hey....all for the sake of art

ahsposo 02-03-22 06:00 AM

Is the TOOL that Hondo is going to see in San Antonio.

thook 02-03-22 08:52 AM

he is sans pantonio

ahsposo 02-03-22 09:07 AM

His lie that caused his pants to burst into flames was responsible for the Great Chicago Fire not the cow he tried to pin the blame on.

skijor 02-03-22 11:49 AM

Withholds his lies. For you are not worthy.

3alarmer 02-03-22 02:47 PM

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...934c043c5f.jpg
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...still an acolyte of General Jack Ripper, after all these many years.

thook 02-03-22 04:22 PM

he's lookin' more and more like a raisin. but, he can't help himself. "hey...i love women!!"

https://64.media.tumblr.com/0bf64678...4blro4_500.gif

ahsposo 02-04-22 07:53 PM

Thinks he's got real talent when it comes to putting lipstick on a pig. Just announced the Grand Opening of Winslow's Pig N Wig Pretty Parlor.

"Yep, come in an old sow and leave Saturday night's hot date." he told Barbie Queue, Metropolitan Editor for the Winslow Weekly Wanker.

3alarmer 02-04-22 08:28 PM

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...doesn't trust the main stream media, so he only reads the Winslow Weekly Wanker. He especially enjoys the daily crossword. Yesterday, the cross word for the day was "dumbass".

ahsposo 02-05-22 05:58 AM

Thinks that the Wanker's Miss January fold-out is really, really hot.

"...man! did you check out the belly on that sow? And those teats! I'd like to wallow with her, for sure..."


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