Goes on dates with Rosy Palm nightly.

Has spent much of his own personal time in giving Rosy's five sisters a helping hand.

Is writing a sci-fi novelette. The working title is I Have No Mouth and I must Eat.

Drawing from his person combat shopping experiences, made a documentary titled, Walmartians Attack!

He's not one that has to keep talkin'. Some fellas just have to keep their mouths flappin', but not him! He was brought up right, his pa used to tell him "shut up" and he'd shut up! He wouldn't say nothin'! One time, darn-near starved to death....

Is a bit upset with the fast talking carpenter that nailed his ski to the permafrost.

Has it easy.

Because he's peasy

And greasy, Louise E.

Is a close personal friend of Harlan Ellison.

He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.

He snuggles up next to a stranger every time he has a feels.

Tastes like chicken.

Knows what's in the Colonel's secret recipe...

He keeps his secret recipe hidden in a safe along with his favorite pair of women's underwear. Both of them are for special occasions only.

Lies in state..

States everything with lies.

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Doesn't like to talk about what he does out of state.

Skullduggery is always involved when he goes on his stately trips.

Must be tripping.

Left out all of his toys.

Has a considerable collection of inflatable toys.

Never had time for toys because he went to work to support his family when he was 15 months old.

Is always poking holes in black box's inflatable toys.

Lost his memory foam pillow.

Sleeps in Tigger the Tiger pajamas.

Nothing gets his ire like having a bad Tempur-Pedic.