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skijor 02-10-16 11:35 AM

Was a breech delivery via Amazon Prime. ******** and elbows, that's his motto.

caffein8ed 02-10-16 12:12 PM

Is a doomsday prepper whose bunker is armed with a cannon that shoots crocodiles.

skijor 02-10-16 12:14 PM


Originally Posted by caffein8ed (Post 18526176)
Is a doomsday prepper whose bunker is armed with a cannon that shoots crocodiles.

Want!

skijor 02-10-16 12:16 PM

Writes greeting cards under the Crocodile Tears line...a subsidiary of Hollmark.

ahsposo 02-10-16 01:01 PM

Is taking night classes at his local community college to get his Evil Super Villain certificate.

Wilfred Laurier 02-10-16 01:03 PM

Night classes at the community college have led him to believe he can overcome the handicap of being born a vampire.

caffein8ed 02-10-16 01:13 PM

As an avowed Pastafarian, he looks forward to experiencing the Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory in the afterlife.

skijor 02-10-16 01:26 PM

Overcame his acronyphomania with Behavioral Effective Expectations Resulting in, and concluded with shock therapy.

caffein8ed 02-10-16 02:36 PM

While flying over a snowy mountain range, he jumped the gun and started eating a co-passenger when his plane hit some turbulence.

Wilfred Laurier 02-10-16 02:49 PM


Originally Posted by caffein8ed (Post 18526372)
As an avowed Pastafarian, he looks forward to experiencing the Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory in the afterlife.

Stick to LIES, please.

ahsposo 02-10-16 05:20 PM

What he lacks in discretion he makes up for in excretion.

no motor? 02-10-16 06:57 PM

Played in a band called Small Bowel Bacterial Overgrowth in high school and wanted to be the enema bandit in his state to compete with the Illinois Enema Bandit.

3alarmer 02-10-16 07:01 PM

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...as a pathological narcissist, he has the typical long enemas list.

ahsposo 02-11-16 06:14 AM

A pioneer in substance abuse, he has discovered the power of prune juice.

"I'll cook it down to a thick sludge and mix it with mashed raisins" he told Lewis Sphincter, beat reporter for Anal Annual Online, "then add some hot chile paste, suck it down real quick and get ready to Blast Off! Man! It's totally awesome..."

3alarmer 02-11-16 10:15 AM

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...showed up for work this morning late and disheveled, after another all nighter smoking cilantro and snorting tamales.

caffein8ed 02-11-16 10:44 AM


Originally Posted by ahsposo (Post 18527912)
A pioneer in substance abuse, he has discovered the power of prune juice.

Immediately reminded me of this:


:D

caffein8ed 02-11-16 10:49 AM


Originally Posted by 3alarmer (Post 18528402)
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...showed up for work this morning late and disheveled, after another all nighter smoking cilantro and snorting tamales.

Lost a bet after insisting that the line Hendrix sings in Purple Haze is. "...`scuse me while I kiss this guy"

WhereIsBusyBee 02-11-16 12:33 PM

Insists that Jimi is the only guy he's ever kissed.

3alarmer 02-11-16 12:49 PM

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...still legendary at high school reunions for pouring lighter fluid on his trombone at band practice and setting it on fire.

skijor 02-11-16 01:06 PM

Delivers candygrams for Mongo.

caffein8ed 02-11-16 01:44 PM

Is only pawn in game of life.

ahsposo 02-11-16 04:36 PM

When he plays the game of Clue it always ends with him doing the maid in the pantry with a cucumber.

skijor 02-11-16 06:33 PM

He is packaged by weight, not volume. Some settling may have occurred.

Jseis 02-11-16 06:56 PM

Needs to be turned every 30 days.

ahsposo 02-11-16 07:46 PM

Goes to the airport just for a TSA screening.


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