Sleep-lies.

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....in order to simplify his life, he both sleeps in and skis while wearing "ski" pajamas. The cost savings has been significant, and he's writing a blog on simple living.

Is expanding his blog to ​include square head philosophy.

Gets sleepy after lying.

never lies

Sometimes awakes in a panic because he cannot remember the difference between 'prone' and 'supine'.

Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2
 

Stays awake at night wondering if he's the he or the she but maybe she's the he, then says oh WTF.

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....he's the what in WTF. But he has not let his fame lead to pomposity or self aggrandizement.

Put the 'retch' in stretchy...

Lying keeps him regular. That explains the need for laxatives in old farts. Most of them are so truthy.

Put the 'crap' in scrappy.

Jaws was never his scene and he don't like Star Wars.

Puts the 'spit' in hospitable.

Knows a great deal about spitting vs. swallowing.

really regrets spitting all of the watermelon seeds out

Puts the 'twit' in notwithstanding.

Is out standing in his field.

Requires an elaborate system of scaffolding and safety harnesses to do a handstand.

Thinks that's weird.

Likes to crochet his own designs for safety harnesses and give them as Christmas gifts.

Puts the 'hot' in psychotic.

puts the 's.o.b.' in 'conscientious objector'

Puts the 'lick' in oilslick.

puts the 'rat' in 'desparate'

Puts the 'normal' in abnormality.