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Wilfred Laurier 05-06-14 11:36 AM

gave up on positive self affirmations
which only made sense
as anything good he can say about himself
is a lie

ahsposo 05-06-14 11:50 AM

The truth is he is stranger than fiction.

3alarmer 05-06-14 12:03 PM

...the various and several fictional versions of him pale in comparison to the real thing.

ahsposo 05-06-14 04:14 PM

Incomparably pale...

MillCreek 05-06-14 07:47 PM

Procol Harum wrote a song about him.

Jseis 05-06-14 08:14 PM

Harem Protocol resulted in his frequent return for servicing in Cell Block F.

ahsposo 05-06-14 08:23 PM

Is currently appearing to his closest associates as a ghost.

This has his mom in a state of, well, it's not Kentucky.

skijor 05-06-14 10:59 PM

He's worth four shaves and haircuts.

Jseis 05-06-14 11:33 PM

His work on the Great White North's frozen poop chain gang is just about done thanks to global climate change. Transferring to the thawed division is going to be a hoot!

mastronaut 05-07-14 06:12 AM

His Band Great White is packing venues left and right...

MillCreek 05-07-14 06:15 AM

Grows increasingly nervous as he observes the growth rate of the baby great white shark now residing in his bathtub.

Wilfred Laurier 05-07-14 07:28 AM

grows increasingly hungry as he observes the growth rate of the baby great white shark now residing in his bathtub

mastronaut 05-07-14 07:37 AM

Just grows in the slightest breeze...

Wilfred Laurier 05-07-14 09:13 AM

he is the queen of his colony

trsidn 05-07-14 10:16 AM

Will never be royal...

skijor 05-07-14 10:27 AM

He dares you to say 'what' again.

trsidn 05-07-14 10:28 AM

said 'what'

skijor 05-07-14 10:34 AM

If his answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.

trsidn 05-07-14 10:55 AM

Is really Jeff Vader, Death Star commander...

skijor 05-07-14 11:16 AM

Can kill you with a tray.

Wilfred Laurier 05-07-14 11:22 AM

wanted to be an executive transvestite
but got a bad reputation
and is stuck as a mailroom worker transvestite

trsidn 05-07-14 11:48 AM

still needs a tray...

DBA 05-07-14 11:50 AM

wishes to have Nancy Pelosi's love child.

skijor 05-07-14 11:58 AM

is covered in bees.

trsidn 05-07-14 12:05 PM

Is following in his fathers' showshoes...

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