He’s the last member of the bipartisan commission who hasn’t quit but no one knows which side he’s partial to

Prefers to end his sentences with a proposition, but this is Monday so a preposition will have to do.

Will once again be claiming all of his lies as dependents on his tax return.

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...he didn't have to love me like he did, but he did, and I thank him.

I want to thank you fallettinme be mice elf agin.

He thought he was Sly but his family was stoned.

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...hold on. He's comin'. Hold o-on, he's comin'.

He was educated at Woodstock when he starts lovin' himself he can't stop.

The way he tells it, he quit wearing pants while in the fourth grade.

"Between the lies to my parents, the teachers and the other kids, I was getting first and second degree burns from my damned burning pants. I found without those damned pants I could lie my ass off and stay cool. After a while people just quit noticing you didn't have no damned pants on."

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..."No Damned Pants On" was the name of his high school garage band. They once went on a road trip, and opened for the "Flaming Lips", in a road house in Greasy, OK (population 372). That was back in 1984.

Flaming Lips is what he calls his mouth after a night "glory". The guys on the other side call him Jethro Tull the way he plays those "flutes" night after night.

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...still remembers the after hours action in the Road House parking lot, growing up in Oklahoma. It was an education in more ways than one. If you know what I mean, and I think you do.

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...did not have a high school garage band, because in high school, he lived in a place without a garage.
He always dreamed of road trips, though, so when he turned 18 he started out on one that lasted 20 years.

His biggest regret is that, even with that, he never made it to Greasy, Oklahoma.

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...has developed an App for a word game called "Liedle", where you start out with a lie. You then have five chances to guess which parts of it are actually true, and which part is the lie. It's going to make him a rich man.

Realized, when he was just a wee lad, that being part of the problem is WAY more fun than being part of the solution...

He has a problem "weeing" on lads. The solution putting him in jail but he did the same to his fellow inmates in his 10 minutes of computer time each week he posts in this thread to keep his insanity going,

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...prefers to spend his weekly ten minutes of computer time researching his appeal.

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...his phone persona at the sex chat hotline, where he works evenings, is named "Gloria Mundy".

He had this girlfriend that vomited every time she rode a bus or subway, everybody called her Sick Transit Gloria...

Vedit, Veniret, ei pecuniam dedit

Venit, vidit, timuit, fugit

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...he has recently noticed that in order to leap a tall building, he now needs a running start of about 20 feet.

Confesses to having "...only the vaguest memory of being knee-high to a grasshopper" but doesn't regret it at all and refuses to apologize...

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...he'd rather have vague memories than no memories at all. He repeats this a lot, probably because he doesn't remember that he just said it.

vagary ....and bribery..... livin' in perfect harmony.....
he sings that a lot. and, is pretty sure that's what mcartney and wonder really meant.

Has bowels stronger than that of a Canadian trucker.