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ahsposo 05-19-22 07:21 PM

At least he doesn't smoke...

veganbikes 05-19-22 07:36 PM

He vapes instead and is always talking about his mods and juice.

roundypndr 05-19-22 09:16 PM

He usually can be overheard talking about his meds and chew, even more so whenever he gets them mixed up.

3alarmer 05-19-22 10:04 PM

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...he once chewed off his own foot, to escape from an unhappy marriage.

veganbikes 05-20-22 01:52 PM


Originally Posted by roundypndr (Post 22513048)
He usually can be overheard talking about his meds and chew, even more so whenever he gets them mixed up.

it's called chaw damnit, my pappy did chaw, his pappy did chaw, his pappy's pappy did chaw. You done gotta say it rite. This ain't no place to no go mixin' no words all with the spellin' all done not with the propers. You done call it chaw or you don't call it at all

3alarmer 05-20-22 04:14 PM

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...still remembers his junior high girlfriend, Nancy Jean Dinwiddie, who took a pinch of mint snuff, right before she French kissed him the first time. Swapping spit has never been as delicious since.

roundypndr 05-20-22 11:36 PM


Originally Posted by veganbikes (Post 22513793)
it's called chaw damnit, my pappy did chaw, his pappy did chaw, his pappy's pappy did chaw. You done gotta say it rite. This ain't no place to no go mixin' no words all with the spellin' all done not with the propers. You done call it chaw or you don't call it at all

I say towmayter, you say towmawter

ahsposo 05-21-22 05:38 AM

Was expelled from meteorology school for plagiarism when he wrote in his thesis, that historically, the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.

roundypndr 05-31-22 10:56 PM

There's nothing plain about his having Don Quixote as his inspiration in life, especially in his getting very tilted after polishing off numerous Rusty Windmills.

ahsposo 06-01-22 04:40 PM

Knows a Polish guy that will polish steel if he doesn't steal it.

veganbikes 06-05-22 08:20 PM

Is a native Elbonian and has figured out how to turn mud into a functioning computer so he can post his lies.

ahsposo 06-06-22 07:21 PM

Worships a false God; he prays for abundant lies and relief from his eczema.

veganbikes 06-08-22 07:49 PM

Worships a tiger strip in his magic underwear shaped like Joseph Smith. He prays for clean underwear but so far it hasn't worked

ahsposo 06-09-22 07:07 AM

When he feels the need to prevaricate, he has a steady drip, drip, drip of fabrication.

DMC707 06-09-22 09:24 AM

His steady drip, drip, drip serves as a constant reminder to not take Thai prostitutes back to the hotel when in the far East for business (and monkey business)

veganbikes 06-11-22 10:24 AM

Is one of those Thai prostitutes though isn't all that good so is probably actually from Laos because he is Laos-y still have all the VD you could want.

3alarmer 06-11-22 11:00 AM

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...love you long time.

roundypndr 06-12-22 09:34 AM

His biography " The 80 Year Old Virgin " was a New York Times #1 seller

veganbikes 06-12-22 03:27 PM

His adult film Roundy Pounder 80 year old NYC adventures is a New York Post #2 best seller behind the MyPillow Doll

ahsposo 06-12-22 05:28 PM

Was the inspiration for the movie "40 Year Old Virgin".

veganbikes 06-12-22 06:10 PM

Was the inspiration for Jim Varney's character in the Ernest films

DMC707 06-13-22 05:30 PM


Originally Posted by veganbikes (Post 22539292)
Was the inspiration for Jim Varney's character in the Ernest films

2 time “winner” of the 72 oz challenge (with all sides and dessert) at the Amarillo TX , Big Texan steakhouse!

veganbikes 06-13-22 05:39 PM


Originally Posted by DMC707 (Post 22540374)
2 time “winner” of the 72 oz challenge (with all sides and dessert) at the Amarillo TX , Big Texan steakhouse!

I did beat the Phaal curry challenge at the Brick Lane Curry House in NYC actually. I am not really one for the challenges but this one was interesting.

Had 72oz of big Texan in his round rock if you get what I am saying ; )

Bogey Speedwell 06-13-22 05:43 PM


Originally Posted by DMC707 (Post 22540374)
2 time “winner” of the 72 oz challenge (with all sides and dessert) at the Amarillo TX , Big Texan steakhouse!

rebounded as state champion macramé maker 6 years in a row, following a mediocre career of a paper mache submissions in appearances the 9 years prior.

veganbikes 06-13-22 08:43 PM

Has been making macaroni art at the local mental ward though most of the macaroni ends up his nose. Still thinks he's Jack Nicholson.


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