Wow, am I ever ugly......
Had my wife snap some photos of me on my road-bike in an "aero" position to see what I could improve on, but unfortunately I don't have the millions of dollars for the elective surgery to turn me into a young, average-sized, proportional and athletic human. I look like an old turkey or octopus sitting on the bike, long skinny arms and legs, the biggest part being the torso and nose, unspectacular posture.Kind of like a bald Conan O'Brien but much less handsome, older and with less muscle tone. My poor wife. No, I can not post these photos, sorry to keep that laugh from you.
The worst part is I can't imagine contorting, beating and twisting what I saw into a form close to what the photos of top road-racers and time-trialists have on a bike, a task comparable with making mashed potatoes out of carpet remnants or wrenches. I guess photos from the front are next, maybe they will look better and I can forget about the side shots and tell myself that it is the frontal area that counts no matter what the side looks like. I guess that will let me sleep tonight then, after I put the military-grade hard-disk eraser into my desktop and let it run until dawn. |
Originally Posted by beng1
(Post 22527952)
No, I can not post these photos, sorry to keep that laugh from you.
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I had my big wakeup call early in COVID. I shaved my beard for better mask fit. Looked in the mirror. I've got jowls! There wasn't even a hint when I grew it 20 years ago.
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Originally Posted by genejockey
(Post 22527957)
There are some things Man was not meant to know.
Otto |
Originally Posted by ofajen
(Post 22527965)
I try to maintain well-tended and carefully selected areas of ignorance that help me make it through life. I appreciate it when others help me in that endeavor. 😀
Otto |
Originally Posted by beng1
(Post 22527952)
... long skinny arms and legs, the biggest part being the torso and nose ...
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You MUST post the pictures. It’s cruel to tease us.
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You know, some of us figured that out in kindergarten.
Congratulations on your (presumed) decades of blissful ignorance. |
My girl friend always wonders why I don't like to have my picture taken. This thread reminds me that I probably have a good reason for that
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Please, please, please no pictures!
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Originally Posted by beng1
(Post 22527952)
No, I can not post these photos, sorry to keep that laugh from you.
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I try to avoid reflective building windows when I ride.
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Originally Posted by Reflector Guy
(Post 22528349)
Oh, I am sure they can't be too awfully bad. You did have a shirt on, I assume?
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Maybe it was just a bad dream, and I am still actually quite a striking young man. I will avoid mirrors and photos in the future to increase the odds of this. I have also bought a powerball lottery ticket so I may be a very wealthy multi-millionaire, and I will never check the numbers because doing so would collapse that possibility. So I am a young millionaire with movie-star looks with just those few limitations on my lifestyle concerning reality. Done and done.........
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Being a millionaire will not be enough. Maybe not even being a multi-millionaire.
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Just remember...
You Look Marvelous Darling!!!https://youtu.be/hXydX9p_ZxA |
Originally Posted by beng1
(Post 22527952)
I guess photos from the front are next, maybe they will look better and I can forget about the side shots and tell myself that it is the frontal area that counts no matter what the side looks like.
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Originally Posted by genejockey
(Post 22527957)
There are some things Man was not meant to know.
Or see. Remember kids: What has been seen cannot be unseen. Plus: beauty is on the inside. (Now everyone knows I am Fugly too :D ) |
Originally Posted by beng1
(Post 22527952)
Had my wife snap some photos of me on my road-bike in an "aero" position to see what I could improve on, but unfortunately I don't have the millions of dollars for the elective surgery to turn me into a young, average-sized, proportional and athletic human. I look like an old turkey or octopus sitting on the bike, long skinny arms and legs, the biggest part being the torso and nose, unspectacular posture.Kind of like a bald Conan O'Brien but much less handsome, older and with less muscle tone. My poor wife. No, I can not post these photos, sorry to keep that laugh from you.
The worst part is I can't imagine contorting, beating and twisting what I saw into a form close to what the photos of top road-racers and time-trialists have on a bike, a task comparable with making mashed potatoes out of carpet remnants or wrenches. I guess photos from the front are next, maybe they will look better and I can forget about the side shots and tell myself that it is the frontal area that counts no matter what the side looks like. I guess that will let me sleep tonight then, after I put the military-grade hard-disk eraser into my desktop and let it run until dawn. |
Originally Posted by refrigerator900
(Post 22530398)
Or see.
Remember kids: What has been seen cannot be unseen. Plus: beauty is on the inside. (Now everyone knows I am Fugly too :D ) https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...0762dafc9e.png |
Originally Posted by zandoval
(Post 22529182)
Just remember...
You Look Marvelous Darling!!!https://youtu.be/hXydX9p_ZxAAhh Fernando! “It is better to look good, than to actually be good!” |
PICTURES!!!! Not a single one of you had the nerve to post a pic?
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Originally Posted by SpedFast
(Post 22530652)
PICTURES!!!! Not a single one of you had the nerve to post a pic?
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if they can't find you handsome at least they can find you handy. that's my motto
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Originally Posted by rob214
(Post 22531036)
if they can't find you handsome at least they can find you handy. that's my motto
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