Attempts to disguise his plagiarisitc bottom feeding orgy have run a fowl.

Coherent.

Concise.

Bland.

Limps

Satisfies.

...has not been waiting since the new thread started to lay claim to posting #69

His knowledge of 69 comes from tawdry videos and 'special' pages on the Internet.

.
.
....keeps telling the missus that 69 is not nearly as satisfying as 68.

His S.O. desires his fly fishing results in the fabled bonefish.

.
.
....is just one click away from a charge of public avatar defacement, which , given his habitual offender status, ought to result in jail time.

Can't recall if it was the fight in the bone in the fish or the fish in the bone in the fight.

.
.
....constantly fighting his overwhelming urges to bone a fish. The fresh caught ones that are still slippery and thrashing around are verrry tempting.

Stumped at how to bait his hook.

When there is a fish to be boned, he prefers them weakly twitching and not putting up much of a fight.

As a creek dweller, his method of attracting young fish is quite involved and requires a few overnights in Walla Walla at a very large B & B.

A master of disguise and full of intrigue.

Wait, that doesn't smell like intrigue...

Tempts fate with the ultimate question. His he the fruit or the blender? And the haunting thought that the booze doesn't fall far from the throat.

Prefers crazy bastard over the term 'fruit'....

.
.
....tried @ahsposo 's pickup line, "Hey baby, I come in twelve fresh fruit flavors," last night at the bar. Woke up this morning in a strange bed.

Prefers bedbugs over fleas, he likes the pop when he bites into them....

Doctors can't figure out why he molts.

Moultin Golden Ale is what he calls his urine drink of choice, Hey what the hell?, it's available in his favorite stall on the left at The Blue Moon men's bar....

The least popular of the fresh fruit flavors he comes in is durian.

As the new owner of Yellow Moon brewery, Mastronaut's lease subscription membership guarantees a fresh supply of brewery ready...fluids. MillCreek is more than happy to contribute as he's always said "its cheaper to rent it".

Wonders if 'excretions' may be more accurate than 'fluids', in this context.

.
.
...has difficulty distinguishing between excretions, secretions, indiscretions, accretions, and distinctions. But he knows a bunch of **** when he sees it.

S'not making a hole latte cents.

.
.
....he really makes a lot more sense now that he switched over to sign language.

Urp!