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Jseis 01-24-14 08:17 PM

Attempts to disguise his plagiarisitc bottom feeding orgy have run a fowl.

ahsposo 01-24-14 08:25 PM


MillCreek 01-24-14 08:38 PM


ahsposo 01-24-14 08:41 PM


Jseis 01-24-14 08:42 PM


ahsposo 01-24-14 08:44 PM


3alarmer 01-24-14 09:02 PM

...has not been waiting since the new thread started to lay claim to posting #69

MillCreek 01-24-14 09:14 PM

His knowledge of 69 comes from tawdry videos and 'special' pages on the Internet.

3alarmer 01-24-14 09:18 PM

...keeps telling the missus that 69 is not nearly as satisfying as 68.

Jseis 01-24-14 09:20 PM

His S.O. desires his fly fishing results in the fabled bonefish.

3alarmer 01-24-14 09:32 PM

. just one click away from a charge of public avatar defacement, which , given his habitual offender status, ought to result in jail time.

Jseis 01-24-14 09:41 PM

Can't recall if it was the fight in the bone in the fish or the fish in the bone in the fight.

3alarmer 01-24-14 11:24 PM

...constantly fighting his overwhelming urges to bone a fish. The fresh caught ones that are still slippery and thrashing around are verrry tempting.

Jseis 01-25-14 09:29 AM

Stumped at how to bait his hook.

MillCreek 01-25-14 09:30 AM

When there is a fish to be boned, he prefers them weakly twitching and not putting up much of a fight.

Jseis 01-25-14 09:34 AM

As a creek dweller, his method of attracting young fish is quite involved and requires a few overnights in Walla Walla at a very large B & B.

ahsposo 01-25-14 09:36 AM

A master of disguise and full of intrigue.

Wait, that doesn't smell like intrigue...

Jseis 01-25-14 10:23 AM

Tempts fate with the ultimate question. His he the fruit or the blender? And the haunting thought that the booze doesn't fall far from the throat.

mastronaut 01-25-14 10:43 AM

Prefers crazy bastard over the term 'fruit'....

3alarmer 01-25-14 10:47 AM

...tried @ahsposo 's pickup line, "Hey baby, I come in twelve fresh fruit flavors," last night at the bar. Woke up this morning in a strange bed.

mastronaut 01-25-14 10:49 AM

Prefers bedbugs over fleas, he likes the pop when he bites into them....

black_box 01-25-14 11:56 AM

Doctors can't figure out why he molts.

mastronaut 01-25-14 01:51 PM

Moultin Golden Ale is what he calls his urine drink of choice, Hey what the hell?, it's available in his favorite stall on the left at The Blue Moon men's bar....

MillCreek 01-25-14 01:54 PM

The least popular of the fresh fruit flavors he comes in is durian.

Jseis 01-25-14 01:54 PM

As the new owner of Yellow Moon brewery, Mastronaut's lease subscription membership guarantees a fresh supply of brewery ready...fluids. MillCreek is more than happy to contribute as he's always said "its cheaper to rent it".

MillCreek 01-25-14 07:27 PM

Wonders if 'excretions' may be more accurate than 'fluids', in this context.

3alarmer 01-25-14 09:25 PM


...has difficulty distinguishing between excretions, secretions, indiscretions, accretions, and distinctions. But he knows a bunch of **** when he sees it.

Jseis 01-25-14 10:27 PM

S'not making a hole latte cents.

3alarmer 01-25-14 11:08 PM

...he really makes a lot more sense now that he switched over to sign language.

Jseis 01-25-14 11:50 PM

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