Most BF Cliches in one sentence?
 

Here is my entry:

I decided to pull the trigger on my awesome new Mercier/Motobecane/BottecchiaUSA, and on my maiden voyage I saw some fred up ahead and I dialed it up to 400W, drope the hammer, and told him to HTFU.

Anything I forgot to add? Feel free to splice in more BFisms.

I keep my BF cliché sentences for my recueil de poème.

as I rode by him on my laterally rigid but vertically compliant new frame

don't forget that you gave him the look and didn't respond when he said hi and waved.

Foo here we come. This link will self destruct in 1 hour oh and flip it.

damn, beat me to it.

what about putting your helmet in the dishwasher?

or how about working average speed into this?

You asked him if he was wearing underwear under his bike shorts.

+1 quail jerky pies could not correct the pain from the 400 watt rip-cord I experienced an hour before.

you're as predictable as you are stereotypical.

I don't get it...

i don't get why this thread was moved to foo.

That's lame, I didn't even realize.

I decided to pull the trigger on my awesome new Mercier/Motobecane/BottecchiaUSA and good thing I didn't use a credit card purchasing stuff from the UK. I couldn't decide what crank to use a compact or a triple and which wheelset was an even bigger problem. I decided to head out on my maiden voyage but first had to decide whether to wear underwear under my shorts and I questioned if i should ride with an iPod. I decided to ride with the iPod because it drowns out the pain in my guads as well as the damn cagers who think I should ride on the sidewalk during critical mass. I saw some fred up ahead and I dialed it up to 400W, drope the hammer, and told him to HTFU. BTW did you hear Lance is racing again...i'm not sure if he's a doper or not but I really would like to get a trek.

King Termite has a fascination of all things Botto.

I think you have that bass ackwards. I never reply to him because I have him on ignore. He regularly replies to my posts to try to make me look bad.....ignore is a wonderful feature.

I see what you both did there. Use the search feature!

most bf ROAD CYCLING cliches in one sentence?
 

let's see if we can try this thread again. these were the replies before someone rashly decided to move it to foo.

This thread is totally incorrect, and the OP needs to STFU, HTFU, go ride his age, have a piece of pie accompanied by some jerky, washed down with a homebrew, and then go shoot some quail all while being able to drope the hammer and put down 400 watts to outride the freds at the stoplight who are busy trackstanding on their bmx's.

Rue the day.

I was about to drope the hamer on a Fred because he didn't say hi or wave when I pulled up next to him on my new Cervelo, not some POS BD bike of course because those bikes don't have enough bling factor nor are they stiff enough.

dont leave guads out

in before lock

No CAAD9 recommendation, not good enough

I need recommendation on my first mups.

Following an excruciatingly burning pee and the 4-year wait for a custom paint job, I decided to pull the trigger on my awesome new Mercier/Motobecane/BottecchiaUSA, flipped the stem, swapped the wheels for some rockin' new Open Pro Ultegras, and on my maiden voyage, forgot to clip out of my new clipless pedals and fell over, then I saw some OCP fred up ahead and I dialed it up to 400W, droped the hamer, and yelled at him to learn some self-loathing and HTFU.