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genejockey 10-22-21 08:47 PM


Originally Posted by DougRNS (Post 22279804)
https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...3f0c4cf045.jpg
unfortunately this poor soul was a sitting duck.

Hence, why the unvaccinated are a menace.

Velo Vol 10-22-21 08:50 PM

Sounds bad.


DougRNS 10-22-21 08:53 PM

Even my LPLO posts are high quality.

genejockey 10-22-21 09:10 PM

God! What a comedy of errors!

Okay, so I've done all of Zwift Academy except the Finish Line Ride, which is the same as the Baseline Ride. So I THOUGHT I signed up for the Finish Line ride at the convenient time of 6 PM. I set everything up and climbed on the bike at 5:45, and I was doing a nice boring warmup when I saw that the event I'd signed up for was the Baseline Ride!

So I go to the Companion, and I see that the next Finish Line Ride is at 7 PM. I sign up for it, drop out of the 6 PM baseline. Get off the bike, go clean up the kitchen for a while.

6:45, I'm back on the bike. I do a 10 minute warmup, do a spindown calibration, and join the event. I'm sitting there in the starting pen, lazily spinning the pedals, and somebody comments, and I wanted to respond. I start typing a message, but then think better of it. I don't want to leave the half-written message there, waiting to be sent by an accidental press of the return key, so I do what you do in every other goddam program on earth - I hit the Escape key. In Zwift, that chucks you out of the game, and you can't get back in. You can only start another ride.

That's what happened. I'm suddenly at the "Save Ride?" screen. GAH!!!! So I save ride (why?), and started another ride, hoping the "Join Event?" button would appear, but no. So I'm fiddling with the Companion, which still says I'm signed up, but it doesn't do anything, and then it says, "The Event Has Started"

GAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!

Next time the ride is available is 9 PM! So I come up, worked with The Younger Boy to make dinner, which will be ready at about 8:30. Now I have to figure out what to do about eating dinner. I don't think it's a good idea to eat, because this is supposed to be 3 all out efforts, and I don't want to use that orange bucket next to the trainer.

genejockey 10-22-21 10:48 PM

Just to make the comedy complete, I had completed the medium effort, and cut at least 2 seconds off my time, and I was about 2 "miles" from the long sprint, and...

I FLATTED.

That's right. I flatted on an INDOOR TRAINER. I started feeling the tire slipping, and I thought, WTF? Sure enough, the tire was squishy. A few moments later, I could squeeze the sidewalls together. A few moments after that it was dead flat. No *BANG!*, no *FFffFFffFFffFFff*, just went flat.

I can only assume that Fate doesn't want me to do this ride tonight. I'm sure as hell not going to try again at 11 PM!!!!

genejockey 10-22-21 11:49 PM

Post mortem on the flat - a patch I'd put on that tube LAST DECEMBER, over 1000 road miles ago, gave out and started leaking. I will have to give some thought to whether I want to ride with patched tubes, since this could easily have happened while I was descending at speed.

ls01 10-23-21 04:15 AM


Originally Posted by Velo Vol (Post 22279501)
What is a complicated patient?

pot, kettle...black, something something....

Trsnrtr 10-23-21 04:51 AM


Originally Posted by DougRNS (Post 22279761)
Speaking of covid my younger brother got Covid as of today. His wife, as you might remember, had it a a week or so ago. She went back to work Tuesday. That time-line sounds sketchy.

My older brother is still recovering from his prostate surgery. They opened him up from the stomach. He he has an incision from his Johnson up 8 inches to his belly area. the worst part is the catheter.

Sorry to hear it, Doug.

Trsnrtr 10-23-21 04:55 AM

genejockey Indoor training is not for sissies.

Trsnrtr 10-23-21 04:56 AM


Originally Posted by Trsnrtr (Post 22279992)
genejockey Indoor training is not for sissies.

On the other hand, neither is outdoor riding. 41° this morning.

MoAlpha 10-23-21 04:57 AM


Originally Posted by DougRNS (Post 22279775)
The patient was on the precipice and covid pushed him/her over the edge. Probably aged as well. Sad nonetheless.

Maybe yes; maybe no.

WhyFi 10-23-21 06:43 AM


Originally Posted by Trsnrtr (Post 22279993)
On the other hand, neither is outdoor riding. 41° this morning.

It's take it - 30⁰ here. Brrr.

Trsnrtr 10-23-21 06:50 AM


Originally Posted by WhyFi (Post 22280047)
It's take it - 30⁰ here. Brrr.

We’re now down to 38°. :(

seedsbelize2 10-23-21 06:55 AM


Originally Posted by genejockey (Post 22279930)
Post mortem on the flat - a patch I'd put on that tube LAST DECEMBER, over 1000 road miles ago, gave out and started leaking. I will have to give some thought to whether I want to ride with patched tubes, since this could easily have happened while I was descending at speed.

Descending at speed in your garage. So?

seedsbelize2 10-23-21 06:58 AM

I plan to do a bike ride today. And tomorrow. Neither of them longish. One or both of them partly off pavement.

DougRNS 10-23-21 07:16 AM

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...4243b42f2d.jpg

datlas 10-23-21 07:32 AM

Our neighborhood in DC seems pretty cool. Just went for a 1 hour walk with mrs datlas. I did not Strava it. Does that mean maybe it was all a dream??

Velo Vol 10-23-21 07:32 AM


Originally Posted by DougRNS (Post 22280076)

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...713c52a7c4.gif

DougRNS 10-23-21 07:46 AM


Originally Posted by Velo Vol (Post 22280094)

I thought it was funny yet accurate.:foo:

LAJ 10-23-21 07:48 AM

46, and I think they're lying. Feels colder than that.

big john 10-23-21 08:20 AM

It's wet here but not cold. Club riding friends have delayed the start and changed the route. This means lots of climbing with faster and younger riders. Maybe I'll go solo again.

rjones28 10-23-21 08:23 AM


Originally Posted by datlas (Post 22280093)
Our neighborhood in DC seems pretty cool. Just went for a 1 hour walk with mrs datlas. I did not Strava it. Does that mean maybe it was all a dream??

Maybe

rjones28 10-23-21 08:25 AM


Originally Posted by LAJ (Post 22280115)
46, and I think they're lying. Feels colder than that.

40 in October, colder than 40 in March.

rjones28 10-23-21 08:27 AM

Overnight lows in the 30s this week. Storm windows deployed. Heater activated.

Velo Vol 10-23-21 08:27 AM


Originally Posted by rjones28 (Post 22280148)
40 in October, colder than 40 in March.

Nope.


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