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...he's the brains behind the audacious Hello Kitty road team for 2015 on the European circuit. The strategy is to hang back and wait for all the CF bikes to asplode. ..........................#lastmanstanding |
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Has moved on from Hello Kitty bicycles to where the real money is. |
his career as an animal control officer
has given him dreams of someday becoming an action movie hero he invisions himself whispering as a feral cat peeks its head out of its den right into the centre of the sights on his sniper ***** "hello, kitty" |
Is going to a Fabulism Coach.
Thinks he needs to up his slander serve and his dozens comeback. Personally, I think the money would be better spent if he took us out to a tittie bar on his dime. But, Hey, that's just me. |
Needs to learn that hard way that any mention of a tittie bar is a truism.
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ditto
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According to his Oxford dictionary, it is more properly spelled 'titty'.
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he refers to his speech impediment as
oxnard diction |
Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2
His foray into a strip club resulted in high comedy.
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Originally Posted by Jseis
(Post 16947804)
His foray into a strip club resulted in high comedy.
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He does pole dances when he sees the Chippendale review.
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Has been feeling morose and playing a lot of Supertramp lately.
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during his night job
his nickname is supertramp |
Now watch what you say or he'll be calling you a radical.
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Has a tramp stamp of his name tattooed right above his gluteal cleft, so that people will know what to call him.
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looks only slightly more drug addled than that singer
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Keeps a drugged adder clasped to his snowy bosom.
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His bosom, though still snowy, has lost its former perky nature.
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Stands on the cornice of life praying for a bra, a really big bra . He keeps mumbling, "Where's Woody Allen when you really need him?"
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Is not answering the door.
Is going out the kitchen window. |
He came in through the bathroom window.
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Last time he walked on water was when he missed the toilet entirely.
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Discovered he was full of piss and vinegar.
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His wife Vinny is never pissed that he leaves the toilet seat up...
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