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His sleep number is pie.
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Being a mathematician, likes eating pies that are square.
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After he eats pie, numbers seem irrational to him.
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Eating too many pies did a number on his waistline.
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He knows that number as the number of kisses it takes to go all the way around said waistline.
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Still desires to go around the world.
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Is too sexy for his girth.
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When it comes to his high body mass index, he likes getting jiggly with it.
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He once got caught naked with a bowl of jello. Allegedly, he was hot... and hungry.
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Was found, in flagrante delicto, with the Gingerbread Man. His wife, Old Mother Hubbard, is suing for divorce.
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When caught in a cloacal approximation with the Roadrunner, he confided, "Well, I wasn't THAT close".
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Is known for going 'Beep, Beep!' at the penultimate moment, if you get my meaning and I know you do.
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Has a considerable stock portfolio, with heavy investments in ACME.
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Went trick or treating as a black hole. (He has high gravity) <hic>
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Accidentally fell into himself and vanished.
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His employer refers to him as The Great Black Hole.
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Loves WGBH, Boston .
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Stumbled on to the Boston Baked Bean Black Hole Theory of Everything.
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Originally Posted by Jseis
(Post 17294019)
Stumbled on to the Boston Baked Bean Black Hole Theory of Everything.
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Provided the ears for Mr. Spock.
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Provided the breath for Smaug.
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Provided the hair for Trump's comb over.
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Provided the ass for Rush and the legs for Ann.
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Provided the face for Shrek.
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Was the inspiration for the donkey
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