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....he still misses those days when all television was broadcast over the airwaves, and the three stations he received (one with heavy snow) signed off with the anthem.http://www.runemasterstudios.com/gra...images/usa.gif

Is busy compiling all the great truths from the previous thread to claim as his own.

http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=360945Lives with Schrödinger's cat as an enigma wrapped in a black hole.

Has perfected the art of the blank stare.

is working on an avatar of a fad focused zombie hunter, clad in overalls and crocs, sportin' dreads, and riding his vintage segway to the next fresh grave.

Has nailed a couple of wheels to an orange crate on a handle, and calls it his Segway.

Has started snorting Smarties® in the belief doing so will make him, well, smarter.

Referring to his new habit he says "Hey, except for the nasal maggots there's no downside at all."

http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=360969His sinus surgery pulled a lot more than snot out of his "cavity".

Things have made so much more sense since he started drinking sizzurp.

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...he makes a lot of sense. Really..........no lie.

A great team player as long as he can do what he wants.

...doesn't have me set on ignore.

Strives at all times for excellence in meeting the needs of internal and external stakeholders.

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....his recent invention of Steakholders tm has not been nearly as successful as his previous, best selling, corn on the cob holders. He's thinking of reworking the ad campaign.

Is working on perfecting the Knobby Cob Bobber maneuver.

It requires a willing knobby cob that, for 3A, is elusive. So far he's only attempted this 3,482 times with success 3,481 times.

He feels this is far from perfect.

I counseled that shippable is much better than perfect but he keeps searching...

http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=361044Is appealing to the Olympic Committee to make Corn-In-Hole an Olympic Sport. He's an expert in placing corn in holes, an expert I tell you!

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....he has a huuuuge collection of corn hole jokes, but is hesitant to use them here now that the subject has been broached. None of them involve broaching corn holes.

Is well known for his on-line restraint and propriety...

Still looks hot in his Susan Partridge choker collar.

Is the bastard child of Susan Partridge and Will Robinson.

Sprang up from the primordial ooze.

Wishes he came from sturdy primordial ooze stock, as opposed to some nondescript slime.

Gained a shred of respectability when his nondescript slime was featured in Ghostbusters...

his avatar always features one of his sex toys.

Lost all of his sex toys when his car went into the river...