Is genetically modifying the Musty Snail, native to Snohomish County, to be able to survive, thrive and leave massive doses of Musty Snail mucus in major metropolitan areas.

This is the Tribe's secret terror weapon: Snail snot slowing suburban systems.

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Gives good melon.

Is recruiting lurking liars in hopes of making a group purchase of liar jerseys.

Thinks a team of BF Liars is destined to catch the 41 with their pants down.

Is fomenting internet surprise buttsects.

Planning the creation of a sect for each human body part.

goes hunting at the retirment center...says he really like chicken wings.

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Just thinks he's a cock among hens.

his boyhood hero is mike the headless chicken, who lived 18 months without a head.

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photo of the poster above jerry's boyhood bed taken courtesy jerry's mother, gertrude seis.

Just can't get enough of those dried, smoked chickenheads.

Hooters has some competition from his new chain--Waddles.

Has an idea for a Middle Eastern themed restaurant sort of like the American chain 'Hooters' he'll call 'CamelToe' and give it the motto "It's Never Too Big".

And because it will start in Wisconsin it will feature



Cheese

Death row isn't as bad as he thought.

Considers breathing a necessary nuisance.

Hopes to be invited to the 'soft opening' of CamelT*e.

Camel toes, Camel tails... It all the same to him.

Has Bette Davis thighs.

The meat he eats for dinner must be hung up for a week.

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....his meat does not just hang there, weakly.

Likes to sing 'Doe, a deer, a female deer' as he gaily skips through the wildflowers in patent leather shoes and a dirndl skirt.

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...has been using Hang 'em High for his ringtone for so long now that he's forgotten that's him on bass.

Is actually a very nervous morel.

Is really just a big pricke, an impudent impudicus