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ahsposo 04-19-14 10:36 AM

Always confuses an 'eye for an eye' with 'tit for tat'.

Jseis 04-19-14 10:57 AM

Prefers the ringside seat at Olympic Wood Grappling where he's assured of an eyefull or two.

Tom Stormcrowe 04-19-14 11:05 AM


Originally Posted by Jseis (Post 16684945)
Prefers the ringside seat at Olympic Wood Grappling where he's assured of an eyefull or two.

Thinks the "Gentlemen's Club" s a lumberyard because he hears everyone talking about getting wood there. :p

mastronaut 04-19-14 11:36 AM

Working with wood has always been his first career choice, but he found his calling as a finisher....

black_box 04-19-14 11:44 AM

He doesn't like the taste of finishing, so he prefers fluffing.

ahsposo 04-19-14 11:53 AM

Dreamed he was a lumberjack in a Maidenform bra.

mastronaut 04-19-14 11:59 AM

Jacks his lumber and laughs, but life's all different through a magnifying glass

skijor 04-19-14 12:03 PM

His looking glass is half fool.

ahsposo 04-19-14 12:49 PM

Is planning on serving roasted Easter Bunny for Sunday dinner tomorrow.

CbadRider 04-19-14 12:59 PM

Was disappointed when his attempt to dye Cadbury chocolate eggs didn't work out.

Jseis 04-19-14 01:03 PM

Is desperately trying to pass on his secret to blue balls.

ahsposo 04-19-14 01:10 PM


Originally Posted by Jseis (Post 16685203)
Is desperately trying to pass on her secret to blue balls.

ftfy

His balls are rumored to be a lovely shade of lilac.

Jseis 04-19-14 01:17 PM


Originally Posted by ahsposo (Post 16685216)
ftfy

His balls are rumored to be a lovely shade of lilac.

Is a confused tranny melon though he sees the world through fifty shades of gray sunglasses.

skijor 04-19-14 03:25 PM

Sees the world with a Wheel of Fortune Before & After mentality. Now he's off to resume stalking Erin Gray's Anatomy.

Jseis 04-19-14 04:44 PM

Is a mind reader of canny perception.

gitarzan 04-19-14 05:04 PM

Not too sure what Pecorino is, but he likes saying it.

ahsposo 04-19-14 05:11 PM

Not too sure what fellatio is but enjoys doing it.

Jseis 04-19-14 05:30 PM

Figures it's all cheese so what the whey.

mastronaut 04-19-14 05:53 PM

Whey's his Kurds as a way to fight terrorism...

ahsposo 04-19-14 06:21 PM

His turds have been recognized as weapons of mass digustion.

mastronaut 04-19-14 07:02 PM

Is a weapon of sensible discussion...

eschlwc 04-19-14 09:32 PM

his avatar is an ongoing live feed from his casket in the bangor pet cemetery and space museum.

Jseis 04-19-14 10:39 PM

Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2
 
Stole Mastronaut from the tomb of Mastronautan.

mastronaut 04-20-14 04:45 AM

Was a zombie way before it was cool...

ahsposo 04-20-14 03:55 PM

Spills his seed upon the ground.


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