Puts the 'perv' in supervision.

Puts the 'mini' in 'minion'.

Puts the limp in wrist.....

Threw the dick around ick.

Wraps the job around hand job...

Is often accused of being "Mr. Niceguy".

Always holds his sweet melon close in and tight.

Puts the runs in quaruntine.

Teaches High School English.

Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2
 

Put the ass in lass.

Put the dick in Richard.

Put the wee wee in sweet sweet member

Never played Doctor.

He played Nurse.

Put the bum in bump and grind.

Will let almost any thing be put in his bum.

Including bum's things, you know, hobo nonos.

Teaches blue math.

Keeps nieces pieces.

*reads posts at top of page* Um, we do need to keep this thread PG, please. Let's not veer too far over to the dark side.

Had plastic surgery to make himself look like ET.

would go in for an ahspoopoectomy if insurance covered it.

If he had insurance he would be out of his sand grave...

Puts things in their place. (Lord knows I don't)

Promises he'll be good.

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His best karaoke night number at the local watering hole is, "Promises, promises." You can tell when he belts out, "I'm all through with promises, promises now !" that it's sincere.

Finally accepted the truth that a bad night of karaoke was still better than a good day fishin'.

He can't handle the truth. He fondles it.