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roundypndr 07-05-20 08:52 PM

Has choked more chicken than Colonel Sanders.

ahsposo 07-06-20 05:04 AM

A reminder, newbie: This thread is for lies only.

roundypndr 07-06-20 07:07 AM

In his book of secret herbs and spices, he has handwritten the exact number of chickens choked by Colonel Sanders.

ahsposo 07-06-20 07:10 AM


Originally Posted by roundypndr (Post 21571546)
Has choked more chicken than Colonel Sanders.

Despite having Colonel Sanders as a tutor, he has never mastered the art of choking a chicken. The best he has achieved is repeatedly gagging the chicken, a cruel and ugly spectacle.

no motor? 07-06-20 08:58 AM

Gets nervous and keeps looking outside after they all point to him after the junk removal commercial says "just point at it and it's gone".

no motor? 07-06-20 12:11 PM


Originally Posted by Jwtsn8 (Post 21572184)
Insecure and feels uncomfortable every time he needs to communicate with other people.

Ahem

Originally Posted by ahsposo (Post 21571846)
A reminder, newbie: This thread is for lies only.


3alarmer 07-06-20 12:58 PM

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...has long been in the category of extra crispy.

Paint Job Steve 07-06-20 02:16 PM


Originally Posted by Jwtsn8 (Post 21572184)
Insecure and feels uncomfortable every time he needs to communicate with other people.

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...e1d7951c08.gif

3alarmer 07-06-20 09:56 PM

.
...he has been meaning to get that looked at.

ahsposo 07-07-20 04:18 AM

Got it looked at and now what is seen cannot be unseen...

Shimagnolo 07-07-20 06:30 AM

He's...seen things...you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
He's watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to die.

roundypndr 07-07-20 07:09 AM

He really made a scene at his corporation's black tie dinner, wearing his birthday suit, and sporting a red bow tie.

3alarmer 07-07-20 07:21 AM

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...his flasher attire consists only of an overcoat, shoes, socks, and a cute little bow that he makes using his Pro Bow fluff box.
He's been into bow fluffing for years now, and finds it a rewarding and fascinating "hobby". "Can I fluff your bow ?" is the line he uses when flashing.



Paint Job Steve 07-07-20 08:01 AM

Once crapped in a Pringles can and mailed it to his love rival.

Jseis 07-07-20 08:27 AM

Dropped a potato and baked it for the good of all mankind.

3alarmer 07-07-20 08:40 AM

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...he raps under the stage name " 2 tight wrap ".

Jseis 07-07-20 08:48 AM

He rasps to the hot single “Chokehold”.

no motor? 07-07-20 08:59 AM

Vanilla Ice is his hero. And the Pink Powerranger.

Paint Job Steve 07-07-20 09:16 AM

Had to hire a professional to wipe Google of blackface photos.

https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...6af0f79dd3.png

roundypndr 07-07-20 03:11 PM

Of all the stacks of 78's in his mom's basement, Al Jolson singing " My Mammy " still brings him to tears.

3alarmer 07-07-20 04:09 PM

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...he'd walk a million miles, for one of her smiles.

ahsposo 07-08-20 06:00 AM

Was adopted and raised by humans...

no motor? 07-08-20 07:45 AM

Wishes he had a cooler nickname than the crazy wierdo who lives in the free candy van down by the river.

Paint Job Steve 07-08-20 07:59 AM

Mary Kay Letourneau's first husband.

ahsposo 07-08-20 08:05 AM

The best sex he ever had was during the 6th grade.


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