Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2
 

Then he cojoined the ****hole Surfers as they really needed a large & commanding stage presence whom they could "work" with.

Tried to join the Cro-Mags but was too Neanderthal, which made him the fifth member....

Took the A Train to 125th St. Got duked by a real prince.

Put his dukes up, got ***** slapped by a 90 year old lady...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9PoUsRibtE&feature=kp

Has this on a loop in his mom's basement.

Better known by his royal moniker, Sir Loin of Beef.

His nickname is Lance T. Boyle.....

Arise, Sir Essence of Myrrh!

When his uncle died he inherited the family title. He is now Sir Tanely Eugest, Master of His Domain.

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....he's very busy right now making plans for the surprise party he's throwing for the return of @FXjohn, Knight of the Ban Hammer and Defender of the Faith.

It seems congratulations are in order for 3A!

The Guinness Book of World Records just bestowed the title of "World's Oldest Hipster" on him.

He's made from soft Corinthian leather.

Spends 45 minutes every evening massaging Bag Balm into every square centimeter of her skin. On the upside, her milk production has increased.

MillCreek the movie was better than the book.

skijor the 'anything' is better than his real life; the commercial, the trailer, the rumor, it doesn't matter.

Except the Pinterest stuff.

That's the deal.

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.....has a rather odd, Pavlovian reaction when he hears the phrase, "bag balm."

When his partner yelled "Fish on!" his pole immediately stiffened.

His trolling motor is a 'rude. He'll be here all night. Try the veal.

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...ain't nothin' , just a good ol' boy. His only regret is buying that Evinrude, instead of a decent Johnson outboard.

someday
the mountain might get him
but the law never will

Fought the law and the law won...

He's got the lawyer.
He's got the guns.
If you've got the money, honey, he's got your disease.

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...she got the gold mine, he got the shaft.

Got a large shaft...

Is a bad Mother**********