"Standing in a cold shower, tearing up $100 bills"

Incorrect.
Those people are a nuisance because they get in the way. If I got on a sailboat (assuming it went anywhere at all) I would end up grounded on shore.

Or you would end up in the water upside down and getting in the way,

But, I'll speak for the other sailors as well and say that we are happy that you choose to stay ashore.

ftfy

tbf, the quote is at least 40 years old.

Ohm…Maybe you can find good deals in A.C. and/or D.C.

MoAlpha did tell us that sailors are snooty . . .

Rather ironic that you would say that.

I'm only snooty toward people who should know better.

I'm going to wait until the prices are a bit more grounded.

I like your positive attitude.

Happy National Electric Vehicle Pun Day! A day I watt for every year.

This may be worse than the music video posts, and that's really saying something.

I thought we were conducting ourselves appropriately.

One of those bands from the 80s that seemingly just disappeared.

Seems like a faraday for it.

Always so negative.

At one point in the 80s, The Police were the warmup act for The Knack of 'My Sharona' - and nothing else, ever - fame.

I think this day has real potential. It could volt to the top of meaningless celebratory days!

And, entirely by chance, today I will be riding my Schwinn Circuit.

In fact you don’t even need to know how to swim to learn to scuba dive. I’m living proof of that.

You have a high impedance.

I see what you did there.

That's my kinda eBike

Stop.