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mastronaut 02-01-14 11:54 PM

His retort is, got any cream filled donuts?

Snicklefritz 02-02-14 07:36 AM

Ha never had a cream filled donut in his life. Or an donut for that matter.

ahsposo 02-02-14 08:08 AM

On BF we know her as Snicklefritz but the rest of the world knows her as Sue D. Britchesoffem, tort lawyer.

Jseis 02-02-14 10:32 AM

Has Sue D. Britchesoffem working night and day on a tort claim for ten teetotalling tureen tanked twerking terrapins twitching to the turnpike.

3alarmer 02-02-14 01:03 PM

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... briefly attended the University of Maryland in the 1970's. His fondest memory of old alma mater is losing his virginity on the quad in front of the bronze statue of Testudo.

black_box 02-02-14 03:48 PM

He does the best impersonation of Testudo you've ever seen.

MillCreek 02-02-14 03:58 PM

Thinks 'Testudo' is from an old Phil Collins song.

3alarmer 02-02-14 04:11 PM

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...The Snohomish tribal school song, coincidentally, also uses the tune from "O Tannebaum", just like the University of Maryland. Coincidence ? I think not.

3alarmer 02-02-14 04:15 PM

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....a huge sports fan in his college years, he knows all the fight songs for the SE conference teams. As an unfortunate result of lifestyle choices, recalling them is problematic.

ahsposo 02-02-14 04:19 PM

Tonight he'll be hosting a Super Bowel party.

mastronaut 02-02-14 04:26 PM

Bowel Movement Bowl 1 Zillion at trailer 69 East Bum...USA

ahsposo 02-02-14 05:55 PM

Is trying to determine, with admittedly unscientific methodology, if he prefers sheep, cow, horse or human bowel to walrus.

skijor 02-02-14 07:33 PM

He is the walrus.

black_box 02-02-14 07:41 PM

He was the independent contractor hired to obtain sheep, cow, horse, and human bowel.

3alarmer 02-02-14 07:42 PM


Originally Posted by skijor (Post 16462579)
He is the walrus.

...goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
Goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
Goo gooooooooooo jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba

3alarmer 02-02-14 07:45 PM


Originally Posted by black_box (Post 16462599)
He was the independent contractor hired to obtain sheep, cow, horse, and human bowel.

...recently had to seek surgical relief for a contracted bowel. Crummy health insurance only paid for a veterinary surgeon. But hey, it's only a bowel.

skijor 02-02-14 07:58 PM


Originally Posted by 3alarmer (Post 16462603)
...goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
Goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
Goo gooooooooooo jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba

Failed his gom jabbar test.

MillCreek 02-03-14 07:47 AM

Jabs himself repeatedly as he realizes just how much he bet on the Broncos.

Wilfred Laurier 02-03-14 09:30 AM

hasnt worked out the final tally from his bets on the broncos
but is pretty sure he made a bit of cash because the odds were so good

mastronaut 02-03-14 09:37 AM

Is ready to send him money, help him recoup....

skijor 02-03-14 09:41 AM

Is en route back to Springfield in his Duff blimp, which he 'filled' himself. <no smoking please>

mastronaut 02-03-14 09:50 AM

Showing off the 72 Pinto he got from his Stupid Bowl bookie.....

Phil_gretz 02-03-14 11:41 AM

Built a 1929 Mercedes Gazelle kit car onto a 1972 Pinto chassis and drivetrain. Unfortunately, the 2.0L I4 engine exploded in a fireball...

skijor 02-03-14 12:35 PM

Can't do his Ta ta ti ti ta's without giggling uncontrollably.

ahsposo 02-03-14 05:59 PM

Actually can do his Ta ta ti ti ta's with a straight face and a passion for doing them right!


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