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Forum: Foo
07-31-21, 11:42 AM
Replies: 16,997
Views: 942,455
Posted By J.Higgins

J.Higgins' family was so poor they had to beat...

J.Higgins' family was so poor they had to beat off the dog to feed the cat.

(I'll probably get some scowls over that one.)
Forum: Foo
07-31-21, 11:40 AM
Replies: 16,997
Views: 942,455
Posted By J.Higgins

Not exactly a lie. Elvis in any shape or form was...

Not exactly a lie. Elvis in any shape or form was still Elvis. Penalty Box for you, 3A. Five minutes. :bike2:
Forum: Foo
07-31-21, 08:54 AM
Replies: 16,997
Views: 942,455
Posted By J.Higgins

Thinks he has beaten the system and risen to a...

Thinks he has beaten the system and risen to a higher class himself for now he wipes with Charmin and not the Dollar General brand.
07-30-21, 12:34 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 352
Posted By J.Higgins

Honestly, I wouldn't buy it unless its a...

Honestly, I wouldn't buy it unless its a dirt-cheap-deal. As mentioned before, the cost of swapping out components can make your checking account cry for mercy. If you are also bereft of bike...
Forum: Foo
07-30-21, 10:37 AM
Replies: 16,997
Views: 942,455
Posted By J.Higgins

Understudy to dynodonn. No hope of becoming a...

Understudy to dynodonn. No hope of becoming a bride, but always dreaming of his Cinderella moment. Left his glass slippers in someone else's locker.
Forum: Foo
07-30-21, 10:30 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 194
Posted By J.Higgins

I love it! We could actually start another Foo...

I love it! We could actually start another Foo thread entitled "Nicknames", or something akin to that.
Forum: Foo
07-30-21, 04:40 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 194
Posted By J.Higgins

I remember that tv ad playing incessantly when I...

I remember that tv ad playing incessantly when I was a kid. Look at all the good times they were having! Pre-Internet. Pre-cell-phone. There's a whole lot of wrong in that ad, and the one that pops...
Forum: Foo
07-30-21, 04:27 AM
Replies: 16,997
Views: 942,455
Posted By J.Higgins

Sat down in front of his computer to post in this...

Sat down in front of his computer to post in this thread, but instantly realized that he was suffering from liar's block. Realizes his repertoire of lies is all tapped out now that we have a new...
Forum: Foo
07-29-21, 02:35 PM
Replies: 16,997
Views: 942,455
Posted By J.Higgins

Annoys his local hotdog vendor by referring to...

Annoys his local hotdog vendor by referring to his wares as "Hounds of Hell."

"I'll have two of your finest hounds of hell," he shouts, deliberately holding up three fingers.

"...and hold the...
Forum: Foo
07-29-21, 05:50 AM
Replies: 16,997
Views: 942,455
Posted By J.Higgins

Uses hand gestures with his friends when he wants...

Uses hand gestures with his friends when he wants to get up and use the restroom. His wild gesticulating catches people off guard, and nobody really knows what he's saying, or why he holds up three...
Forum: Foo
07-29-21, 05:08 AM
Replies: 146
Views: 2,300
Posted By J.Higgins

Oh, you get what you pay for but 9 times out of...

Oh, you get what you pay for but 9 times out of 10, you also get more than you expected. I wish I had back all of those tanks of gas I spent driving all night long just to "get some." I wish I had...
Forum: Foo
07-28-21, 04:36 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,060
Posted By J.Higgins

The metaphor of rats leaving a sinking ship comes...

The metaphor of rats leaving a sinking ship comes to mind.
Forum: Foo
07-28-21, 01:18 PM
Replies: 146
Views: 2,300
Posted By J.Higgins

Oh I made her deserve, all righty! :innocent: ...

Oh I made her deserve, all righty! :innocent:

*sigh*

Truth be known, I actually ran out of T's, so I left it "pain" instead of "paint." I have a unique set of fingers, you see. I have to...
Forum: Foo
07-28-21, 01:10 PM
Replies: 146
Views: 2,300
Posted By J.Higgins

I respect and admire you for this. Your heart...

I respect and admire you for this. Your heart must have been brimming with good feelings after that one! So much hatred and greed and malice in this world, yet there are still some good people left....
Forum: Foo
07-28-21, 01:05 PM
Replies: 16,997
Views: 942,455
Posted By J.Higgins

Was forced to sign an accord stating that he will...

Was forced to sign an accord stating that he will not offer any sentences that are lie-free.
Forum: Foo
07-28-21, 06:40 AM
Replies: 146
Views: 2,300
Posted By J.Higgins

Well I'll tell ya, Honk, there have surely been...

Well I'll tell ya, Honk, there have surely been some great suggestions from everyone, and I am much-obliged. Thank you, everyone!

I've come to realize that my life is actually as full or as...
Forum: Foo
07-28-21, 06:14 AM
Replies: 16,997
Views: 942,455
Posted By J.Higgins

Speaking of pants... Ahsposo swore to him...

Speaking of pants...

Ahsposo swore to him that putting a potato in his pants will attract girls. "Try it! It works really great!", he said.

So Skijor, mentally rehearsing the lies that he'd...
Forum: Foo
07-27-21, 06:11 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 810
Posted By J.Higgins

This is kind of where I'm at as well. Its almost...

This is kind of where I'm at as well. Its almost like I've had my day in the sun, and now its time to relax and reflect.
07-27-21, 06:01 AM
Replies: 63,044
Views: 9,612,707
Posted By J.Higgins

Not really a bike but this will make someone's...

Not really a bike but this will make someone's heart flutter.

https://westernmass.craigslist.org/bop/d/southampton-phil-wood-spoke-machine/7343522941.html
...
Forum: Foo
07-26-21, 08:01 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 810
Posted By J.Higgins

No mortgage IS sweet. The day you pay that off...

No mortgage IS sweet. The day you pay that off will be a great.

So look at this as a new start? Move to a new place and make some new friends. Friendship will find you if you are willing.
Forum: Foo
07-26-21, 07:58 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 810
Posted By J.Higgins

I've always struggled with gaining new friends,...

I've always struggled with gaining new friends, and maintaining current friendships. I regard myself as a friendly and likeable chap, but making time for friends is something of a chore for me....
Forum: Foo
07-26-21, 07:30 AM
Replies: 9,626
Views: 1,238,932
Posted By J.Higgins

I'm not a football fan, but this impresses me.

I'm not a football fan, but this impresses me.
Forum: Foo
07-26-21, 07:26 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,060
Posted By J.Higgins

And then there is the old adage, "Taxation is...

And then there is the old adage, "Taxation is theft," which is how I truly feel about it, but let's ponder that for a minute...

What are taxes used for? Roads. Bridges. Schools. Snowplowing in the...
Forum: Foo
07-24-21, 03:15 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,060
Posted By J.Higgins

I've recently become quite attached to the notion...

I've recently become quite attached to the notion of collecting elephant toenail scrapings.
Forum: Foo
07-24-21, 10:52 AM
Replies: 16,997
Views: 942,455
Posted By J.Higgins

Some people call him The Gangster of Love. Some...

Some people call him The Gangster of Love. Some people call him Maurice. 'Cause he speaks of the pompatus of love.
Forum: Foo
07-24-21, 07:57 AM
Replies: 146
Views: 2,300
Posted By J.Higgins

Not really. ...

Not really.

https://www.caranddriver.com/features/g25616442/rarest-most-valuable-mattel-hot-wheels/

What really sucks is that between my brother and I, we had every single one of these cars. I...
Forum: Foo
07-24-21, 07:46 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,060
Posted By J.Higgins

I don't think its selfish. I think selfish is an...

I don't think its selfish. I think selfish is an inappropriate term for expatriates. There's a big difference between selfishness and self-interest, or self-preservation. If I were to lets say, move...
Forum: Foo
07-24-21, 07:28 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 667
Posted By J.Higgins

The mental image of Hondo's compromised armpit...

The mental image of Hondo's compromised armpit presents a savory mental image. Get well soon, buddy! :thumb:
Forum: Foo
07-23-21, 06:35 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 667
Posted By J.Higgins

If you weren't trying for a world record...

If you weren't trying for a world record (https://recordsetter.com/armpit-fart-world-records) again, this wouldn't be a problem.
Forum: Foo
07-23-21, 06:32 AM
Replies: 16,997
Views: 942,455
Posted By J.Higgins

His poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always...

His poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been his Achilles’ elbow.
Forum: Foo
07-23-21, 06:30 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,060
Posted By J.Higgins

Joining the US Military is probably the cheapest...

Joining the US Military is probably the cheapest and easiest way to see the world, because if you are serious about your career, you'll get assignments all over the globe. While I was stationed in...
Forum: Foo
07-22-21, 04:31 PM
Replies: 16,997
Views: 942,455
Posted By J.Higgins

Has a tattoo of Leisure Suit Larry on his left...

Has a tattoo of Leisure Suit Larry on his left butt-cheek.
07-22-21, 07:02 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 478
Posted By J.Higgins

I say that if you want fast-lightweight-cheap,...

I say that if you want fast-lightweight-cheap, then you could easily find a mid-to-late 90's Cannondale relatively easily. They are stiff and light, and they transmit most of what you apply to the...
Forum: Foo
07-22-21, 06:47 AM
Replies: 146
Views: 2,300
Posted By J.Higgins

Um, no. There's a slim chance that something...

Um, no. There's a slim chance that something could go wrong.

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulletin/1200x900/horra_bff203610fd44621af615884f99217f35c7ea00b.jpg
Forum: Foo
07-22-21, 06:31 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,060
Posted By J.Higgins

This statement is exceptionally accurate, Cank....

This statement is exceptionally accurate, Cank. Well done. :thumb:
Forum: Foo
07-22-21, 06:28 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,060
Posted By J.Higgins

ohferchrissakes, dude. Really? ...

ohferchrissakes, dude. Really?

https://www.goabroad.com/articles/jobs-abroad/cheapest-countries-live-and-work

As I've said a couple times now, its not the safest, nor is it the cheapest, but...
Forum: Foo
07-22-21, 06:14 AM
Replies: 9,626
Views: 1,238,932
Posted By J.Higgins

That's not easy to look at. Looks like a...

That's not easy to look at. Looks like a crossbreed between a dog and some gamer kid living in Gramma's cellar.
Forum: Foo
07-21-21, 02:22 PM
Replies: 16,997
Views: 942,455
Posted By J.Higgins

Not a lie. Penalty Box for you! By the way,...

Not a lie. Penalty Box for you!

By the way, I have it on good authority that Skijor's wife kicked him out of bed for eating crackers.
Forum: Foo
07-21-21, 02:18 PM
Replies: 146
Views: 2,300
Posted By J.Higgins

I make those motions every day before getting out...

I make those motions every day before getting out of bed. I never knew I could be a *master* at it. Is that why they named it that? :foo:
Forum: Foo
07-21-21, 12:36 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,060
Posted By J.Higgins

I probably could have written that a little...

I probably could have written that a little clearer. I said cheapest + safest, and perhaps I could have written it like: cheapest/safest. Of the cheapest countries to live, Vietnam is also - out of...
Forum: Foo
07-21-21, 04:59 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,060
Posted By J.Higgins

I think that ditching your life here in the USA...

I think that ditching your life here in the USA and moving to BFE-somewhere takes a special set of skills and a special type of personality. Not everyone is suited to it. Working for the US Military,...
Forum: Foo
07-21-21, 04:20 AM
Replies: 16,997
Views: 942,455
Posted By J.Higgins

Lies to Alexa about his affair with Siri.

Lies to Alexa about his affair with Siri.
Forum: Foo
07-20-21, 02:51 PM
Replies: 146
Views: 2,300
Posted By J.Higgins

...where people KNOW their suggestion isnt cheap,...

...where people KNOW their suggestion isnt cheap, but they post it anyway, and ruin my thread. :notamused:
07-20-21, 10:22 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 333
Posted By J.Higgins

Yup. Pull it all apart and clean-regrease-adjust.

Yup. Pull it all apart and clean-regrease-adjust.
07-20-21, 10:20 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 814
Posted By J.Higgins

Late to enter this thread, but I'll toss in my...

Late to enter this thread, but I'll toss in my zwei pfennig.

I think that your Kestrel is geared a little too high for most people, and a toothier cassette would be worth the effort. Perhaps you...
Forum: Foo
07-20-21, 10:05 AM
Replies: 16,997
Views: 942,455
Posted By J.Higgins

Suffers from deity delusions. Believes that...

Suffers from deity delusions. Believes that Ahsposo worships him as the Kwisatz Haderach.
Forum: Foo
07-20-21, 04:32 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 587
Posted By J.Higgins

Mrs. Higgins says our landline is part of the...

Mrs. Higgins says our landline is part of the "bundle" we get from our service provider, and that its would be more expensive to get a package without it. I'm dubious, and I think I'll check that...
Forum: Foo
07-19-21, 09:53 AM
Replies: 16,997
Views: 942,455
Posted By J.Higgins

Named his favorite bike Rosebud.

Named his favorite bike Rosebud.
Forum: Foo
07-19-21, 07:23 AM
Replies: 16,997
Views: 942,455
Posted By J.Higgins

3alarmer the farmer fee fie fo farmer

3alarmer the farmer
fee fie fo farmer
Forum: Foo
07-18-21, 08:22 AM
Replies: 146
Views: 2,300
Posted By J.Higgins

Hah! Why do you think I'm here? I'm sick of...

Hah! Why do you think I'm here? I'm sick of materialism, and I am desperately trying to change my ways.

Here's a good article, and I am sure that there are 100's more if I plumbed the depths of...
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