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Forum: Foo
05-25-22, 05:09 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 225
Posted By ahsposo

I'm something of a hypocrite, you know. I would...

I'm something of a hypocrite, you know. I would go, and pay HUGE dollars, to see Patti Smith perform right now. She can out rock ANY of those old dudes at the age of 75.
https://youtu.be/wMw0gjmJkqQ...
Forum: Foo
05-25-22, 04:57 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 225
Posted By ahsposo

Dude. Any age is ALWAYS too old for rehab...

Dude. Any age is ALWAYS too old for rehab...
Forum: Foo
05-25-22, 04:55 AM
Replies: 5,475
Views: 508,751
Posted By ahsposo

locolobo13 Nice macro work. What's your setup?

locolobo13 Nice macro work. What's your setup?
Forum: Foo
05-24-22, 07:46 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 456
Posted By ahsposo

I never thought about it until now; I've spent a...

I never thought about it until now; I've spent a fair amount of time around water and I've never seen a muskrat. Otters, nutria, beavers, yes. I've seen woodchucks, hedgehogs, squirrels, chipmunks,...
Forum: Foo
05-24-22, 01:24 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 225
Posted By ahsposo

Who's the tour sponsor? Grape Nuts? Metamucel?...

Who's the tour sponsor? Grape Nuts? Metamucel? Depends?
Forum: Foo
05-24-22, 11:24 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 456
Posted By ahsposo

You ever run over an armadillo at high speed in...

You ever run over an armadillo at high speed in small car? WOW!
Forum: Foo
05-24-22, 11:21 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 456
Posted By ahsposo

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Plus you probably can find fresh possum on the half shell in your area, too.
Forum: Foo
05-24-22, 06:29 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 456
Posted By ahsposo

Hallucinating more likely. The '80s were like...

Hallucinating more likely. The '80s were like that.
Forum: Foo
05-24-22, 06:27 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 456
Posted By ahsposo

You probably got emotionally scarred watching it...

You probably got emotionally scarred watching it and have repressed the memory.
Forum: Foo
05-24-22, 06:07 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 456
Posted By ahsposo

Marty Stouffer and his brother had this TV show,...

Marty Stouffer and his brother had this TV show, Wild America, back in the '80s. They did a show on racoons. Marty ALWAYS showed his subject animals mating, always; every show. Didn't matter if the...
Forum: Foo
05-24-22, 05:51 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 351
Posted By ahsposo

I am so sick of these kids claiming the perks of...

I am so sick of these kids claiming the perks of old age. Buncha slackers if you ask me.

When you get up one morning and the first thing you do is drain your catheter, put on your leg brace, your...
Forum: Foo
05-24-22, 05:45 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 351
Posted By ahsposo

First No Attorneys

First No Attorneys
Forum: Foo
05-23-22, 05:12 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 456
Posted By ahsposo

He needs another brewski...

He needs another brewski...
Forum: Foo
05-22-22, 04:50 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 238
Posted By ahsposo

Billy D prefers action to talk.

Billy D prefers action to talk.
05-21-22, 07:12 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 163
Posted By ahsposo

Two reasons I posted that headline. I bleed...

Two reasons I posted that headline.

I bleed when I ingest aspirin, started a LONG time ago when the medicos treated an inflammation (probably an auto-immune response I had triggered by a staph...
Forum: Foo
05-21-22, 06:57 PM
Replies: 5,475
Views: 508,751
Posted By ahsposo

A couple of recent phone pics: ...

A couple of recent phone pics:
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...
Forum: Foo
05-21-22, 06:53 PM
Replies: 5,475
Views: 508,751
Posted By ahsposo

Jet graveyard?

Jet graveyard?
Forum: Foo
05-21-22, 02:01 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 324
Posted By ahsposo

I lived in Atlantic Beach back in 1960, I was...

I lived in Atlantic Beach back in 1960, I was very young and I thought it was a very cool place. We were moving into Jacksonville and were renting a place off-season because it was cheap I later...
Forum: Foo
05-21-22, 11:23 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 324
Posted By ahsposo

I'll bet Quacken Loans will set the OP up.

I'll bet Quacken Loans will set the OP up.
Forum: Foo
05-21-22, 11:22 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 324
Posted By ahsposo

I pay cash for all of my palace needs.

I pay cash for all of my palace needs.
Forum: Foo
05-21-22, 10:01 AM
Replies: 9,708
Views: 1,524,054
Posted By ahsposo

Good point, but the wheel isn't really in the...

Good point, but the wheel isn't really in the roadway only their tiny little crushable bodies. Hey, I grew up our parents paid us to do stuff like that hoping, at the end of the day, to have one less...
Forum: Foo
05-21-22, 07:45 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 238
Posted By ahsposo

First time I've seen them. Awesome!

First time I've seen them. Awesome!
Forum: Foo
05-21-22, 07:39 AM
Replies: 9,708
Views: 1,524,054
Posted By ahsposo

Wrong. If you're using the roadway and not on...

Wrong. If you're using the roadway and not on wheels, one should travel facing vehicular traffic.

Besides, the safety guys on this project painted a white stripe there for a safety zone. White...
Forum: Foo
05-21-22, 07:36 AM
Replies: 9,708
Views: 1,524,054
Posted By ahsposo

Looks like a pretty good grade going down; could...

Looks like a pretty good grade going down; could be coasting.
Forum: Foo
05-21-22, 07:29 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 238
Posted By ahsposo

I sure hope they'll get those old guys up on...

I sure hope they'll get those old guys up on stage in the afternoon so they can finish their set and mosey over to the early bird special at the Olde Timey Buffet, the one in Daytona gets great...
Forum: Foo
05-21-22, 07:26 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 160
Posted By ahsposo

At least I think that's what she's saying...

At least I think that's what she's saying...
Forum: Foo
05-21-22, 07:25 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 160
Posted By ahsposo

And months and weeks. Thank goodness the...

And months and weeks.

Thank goodness the telethon and celebrity poster child for obscure causes that need huge donations to support the telethon and celebrity to keep going are seemingly going...
Forum: Foo
05-21-22, 05:38 AM
Replies: 18,632
Views: 1,051,391
Posted By ahsposo

Was expelled from meteorology school for...

Was expelled from meteorology school for plagiarism when he wrote in his thesis, that historically, the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Forum: Foo
05-20-22, 05:41 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 238
Posted By ahsposo

Five Finger Discount is more my speed.

Five Finger Discount is more my speed.
Forum: Foo
05-20-22, 05:41 AM
Replies: 12,271
Views: 2,649,037
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
05-19-22, 07:21 PM
Replies: 18,632
Views: 1,051,391
Posted By ahsposo

At least he doesn't smoke...

At least he doesn't smoke...
Forum: Foo
05-19-22, 02:58 PM
Replies: 18,632
Views: 1,051,391
Posted By ahsposo

He took in the 4 A.M. show at the Clark ...

He took in the 4 A.M. show at the Clark
"Excitable boy," they all said
And he bit the usherette's leg in the dark
"Excitable boy," they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy...
Forum: Foo
05-18-22, 07:34 PM
Forum: Foo
05-18-22, 04:18 AM
Replies: 665
Views: 69,882
Posted By ahsposo

Florida Man ‘Cooked Alive’ After Being Tased...

Florida Man ‘Cooked Alive’ After Being Tased While Pumping Gas...
Forum: Foo
05-17-22, 04:15 AM
Replies: 18,632
Views: 1,051,391
Posted By ahsposo

Of course he would wear a liesure suit...

Of course he would wear a liesure suit...
Forum: Foo
05-17-22, 04:14 AM
Replies: 18,632
Views: 1,051,391
Posted By ahsposo

Has invested heavily in polyester futures on the...

Has invested heavily in polyester futures on the Chicago Exchange because his market analysis indicates the leisure suite is coming back, baby...
Forum: Foo
05-16-22, 06:06 PM
Replies: 9,708
Views: 1,524,054
Posted By ahsposo

Who knows? The Shadow knows!

Who knows? The Shadow knows!
Forum: Foo
05-16-22, 06:03 PM
Replies: 18,632
Views: 1,051,391
Posted By ahsposo

Have you wondered where skijor could be? He...

Have you wondered where skijor could be? He could be buried in veganbikes crawlspace - at least the parts that didn't get eaten.
Forum: Foo
05-16-22, 09:19 AM
Replies: 18,632
Views: 1,051,391
Posted By ahsposo

Keeps a can of lie under his kitchen sink in case...

Keeps a can of lie under his kitchen sink in case any of those ugly facts clogs up his pipeline of crude or refined fabrications.
Forum: Foo
05-15-22, 05:55 AM
Replies: 12,271
Views: 2,649,037
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
05-15-22, 03:49 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 328
Posted By ahsposo

Two words: Auto Tune :twitchy:

Two words:

Auto Tune

:twitchy:
Forum: Foo
05-15-22, 03:47 AM
Replies: 18,632
Views: 1,051,391
Posted By ahsposo

Because he self identifies as an old poopy head,...

Because he self identifies as an old poopy head, his mission in life is to remove the awful social stigma that the label "poopy head" carries. So far his efforts have only increased the social...
Forum: Foo
05-14-22, 09:32 PM
Replies: 8,224
Views: 1,721,929
Posted By ahsposo

Oooooooooooooooooooooh! I want!

Oooooooooooooooooooooh! I want!
Forum: Foo
05-14-22, 08:39 AM
Replies: 18,632
Views: 1,051,391
Posted By ahsposo

Leaked the news that he had to pee.

Leaked the news that he had to pee.
Forum: Foo
05-13-22, 05:04 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 181
Posted By ahsposo

Of course I've never understood signing up for...

Of course I've never understood signing up for Bike Forums only to post in Foo. I'd probably been a member for six months before I posted here. Now, after 12 years I never post in the "real" forums...
Forum: Foo
05-12-22, 03:54 PM
Replies: 18,632
Views: 1,051,391
Posted By ahsposo

Is so jealous of my tippage...

Is so jealous of my tippage...
Forum: Foo
05-12-22, 03:51 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 328
Posted By ahsposo

It's been so long since I had a situation where I...

It's been so long since I had a situation where I could playback music at a sound level that would make use of a decent sound system. Too many neighbors...
Forum: Foo
05-12-22, 11:02 AM
Replies: 18,632
Views: 1,051,391
Posted By ahsposo

Tells me that he's gonna get a Brazilian Butt...

Tells me that he's gonna get a Brazilian Butt Lift if he can afford it but if it's too expensive he'll settle for a Bulgarian Butt Buttress which is only $10.99 down the street at Bubba's Buff Butt...
Forum: Foo
05-11-22, 04:23 AM
Replies: 18,632
Views: 1,051,391
Posted By ahsposo

Has an atomic powered car. When it needs...

Has an atomic powered car. When it needs maintenance he takes it to a quantum mechanic.
Forum: Foo
05-10-22, 01:49 PM
Replies: 18,632
Views: 1,051,391
Posted By ahsposo

After a lifetime of backbreaking drudgery,...

After a lifetime of backbreaking drudgery, toiling away for Big Lie, Inc. in the Slurs and Aspersions Dept., they gave him a fake Rolex and his very own Security Escort out the door today...
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