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Forum: Foo
07-23-21, 04:29 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 263
Posted By ahsposo

Have you tried rinsing the area with that stuff...

Have you tried rinsing the area with that stuff you call beer? I bet that will kill those bugs.
Forum: Foo
07-23-21, 03:37 AM
Replies: 16,927
Views: 940,058
Posted By ahsposo

Will do it for free.

Will do it for free.
Forum: Foo
07-22-21, 11:10 AM
Replies: 4,997
Views: 445,229
Posted By ahsposo

sjammer : What was your POV there? Double decker...

sjammer : What was your POV there? Double decker bus?
Forum: Foo
07-21-21, 04:55 AM
Replies: 16,927
Views: 940,058
Posted By ahsposo

Tells Siri that Alexa "doesn't understand me"....

Tells Siri that Alexa "doesn't understand me". Well, I have news for him, nobody understands him.
Forum: Foo
07-20-21, 07:58 PM
Replies: 16,927
Views: 940,058
Posted By ahsposo

Has an very popular twin, baconbikes. Somedays he...

Has an very popular twin, baconbikes. Somedays he gets almost nauseous with jealousy because baconbikes gets taken to parties and breakfast meetings, they say he smells great and has great taste.
Forum: Foo
07-20-21, 05:30 AM
Replies: 16,927
Views: 940,058
Posted By ahsposo

Will no longer post lies in this thread; he's...

Will no longer post lies in this thread; he's upgrading to posting "disinformation" about the poster above.

"Disinformation is really, really classy, you know?" he told Dee Loosheehan, a reporter...
Forum: Foo
07-19-21, 08:03 PM
Replies: 16,927
Views: 940,058
Posted By ahsposo

Dreamed he was Captain Hook's cabin boy in his...

Dreamed he was Captain Hook's cabin boy in his Maidenform bra.
Forum: Foo
07-18-21, 04:14 PM
Replies: 16,927
Views: 940,058
Posted By ahsposo

Down by the brook, under the overlook, sat thook...

Down by the brook, under the overlook, sat thook writing gobbledygook in a blue notebook.
Forum: Foo
07-18-21, 03:51 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 610
Posted By ahsposo

You say "Locked out of Facebook" like that's a...

You say "Locked out of Facebook" like that's a bad thing.
Forum: Foo
07-17-21, 05:33 AM
Replies: 2,523
Views: 110,009
Posted By ahsposo

Thou has to be an immaculate fit for shown...

Thou has to be an immaculate fit for shown bidding if you all are a just started to be a mother, a scholar of online technique of studying, pensioner, unable to work a full day outdoors character, or...
Forum: Foo
07-16-21, 08:51 PM
Replies: 16,927
Views: 940,058
Posted By ahsposo

His college major was Criminal Behavior and he...

His college major was Criminal Behavior and he minored in Cultural Gynecology.
Forum: Foo
07-16-21, 05:41 AM
Replies: 9,618
Views: 1,234,529
Posted By ahsposo

The big guy in the middle; is that a Curly move...

The big guy in the middle; is that a Curly move or what?

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Forum: Foo
07-15-21, 08:50 PM
Replies: 16,927
Views: 940,058
Posted By ahsposo

On his college application he listed "Detention"...

On his college application he listed "Detention" as his extracurricular activity.
Forum: Foo
07-15-21, 08:46 PM
Replies: 133
Views: 1,867
Posted By ahsposo

Join an acapella choir.

Join an acapella choir.
Forum: Foo
07-15-21, 09:19 AM
Replies: 16,927
Views: 940,058
Posted By ahsposo

I was treated to a tour of what he calls his...

I was treated to a tour of what he calls his "prevaricatorium" down in his basement (what he calls his "subterranean command center"). It's really almost impressive; bubbling vats of paranoid...
Forum: Foo
07-15-21, 06:46 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 255
Posted By ahsposo

No, this is why I looked 81 at 18.

No, this is why I looked 81 at 18.
Forum: Foo
07-14-21, 04:38 AM
Replies: 16,927
Views: 940,058
Posted By ahsposo

Whinnies when he poohs.

Whinnies when he poohs.
Forum: Foo
07-13-21, 05:16 PM
Replies: 16,927
Views: 940,058
Posted By ahsposo

thook really has a highly developed sense of...

thook really has a highly developed sense of irony; he's decided to take himself and his lisp and try to make a living selling sea shells by the sea shore.
Forum: Foo
07-13-21, 04:49 AM
Replies: 16,927
Views: 940,058
Posted By ahsposo

I've told him over and over but he still doesn't...

I've told him over and over but he still doesn't get it, it's shark week - not shart week.
Forum: Touring
07-12-21, 06:17 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,367
Posted By ahsposo

Real commandos don't need no stinkin' tent...

Real commandos don't need no stinkin' tent...
Forum: Foo
07-12-21, 04:15 PM
Replies: 16,927
Views: 940,058
Posted By ahsposo

Likes to play a game in fast food restaurants he...

Likes to play a game in fast food restaurants he calls "Landmines".

To play he scatters ketchup packs around on the floor and scores points when they are stepped on.

EDIT: He actually calls the...
Forum: Foo
07-12-21, 01:14 PM
Replies: 16,927
Views: 940,058
Posted By ahsposo

As a strapping young man he packed a punch, now...

As a strapping young man he packed a punch, now he's older and he just packs a lunch.
Forum: Foo
07-12-21, 06:11 AM
Replies: 16,927
Views: 940,058
Posted By ahsposo

Claims to have grown up in a home that was so...

Claims to have grown up in a home that was so poor they couldn't afford The Big Lie or even an ordinary Whopper, they had to make do with little measly half-truths and evasions.
Forum: Foo
07-12-21, 05:22 AM
Replies: 16,927
Views: 940,058
Posted By ahsposo

Congratulations are in order! Our very own 3a was...

Congratulations are in order! Our very own 3a was elected Big Fat Liar of The International Brotherhood of Swindlers, Prevaricators and Slanderers Local 359...
Forum: Foo
07-11-21, 06:35 AM
Replies: 16,927
Views: 940,058
Posted By ahsposo

Now he's just being thilly, I wuv hearing a lithp.

Now he's just being thilly, I wuv hearing a lithp.
Forum: Foo
07-11-21, 05:48 AM
Replies: 9,618
Views: 1,234,529
Posted By ahsposo

Catz rule, dogs drool...

Catz rule, dogs drool...
Forum: Foo
07-10-21, 09:48 PM
Replies: 11,784
Views: 2,460,228
Posted By ahsposo

I guess if you really want to "only leave...

I guess if you really want to "only leave footprints" you pack everything out...
Forum: Foo
07-10-21, 07:42 PM
Replies: 4,997
Views: 445,229
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
07-10-21, 08:41 AM
Replies: 16,927
Views: 940,058
Posted By ahsposo

He can be really annoying; like last night -...

He can be really annoying; like last night - dancing around half dressed singing "I'm too thexy for my panth, too thexy for my panth!" over and over.
Forum: Foo
07-09-21, 05:32 AM
Replies: 16,927
Views: 940,058
Posted By ahsposo

Stores his left-over flatulence in ziploc bags...

Stores his left-over flatulence in ziploc bags for those rare days when he has farter's block.
Forum: Foo
07-08-21, 08:21 PM
Replies: 2,523
Views: 110,009
Posted By ahsposo

Nata Bonny <stutzblfumikoq@outlook.com> Thu...

Nata Bonny <stutzblfumikoq@outlook.com>
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Forum: Foo
07-08-21, 05:58 AM
Replies: 11,784
Views: 2,460,228
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
07-08-21, 05:30 AM
Replies: 9,618
Views: 1,234,529
Posted By ahsposo

^^^How a motorcyclist gets to experience "the...

^^^How a motorcyclist gets to experience "the bonk"...
Forum: Foo
07-07-21, 08:37 PM
Replies: 16,927
Views: 940,058
Posted By ahsposo

Sent 3alarmer this birthday card for 3a's 109th...

Sent 3alarmer this birthday card for 3a's 109th birthday. Thoughtful is our thookie. Everybody else was either apathetic or just didn't care.
...
Forum: Foo
07-07-21, 05:09 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 226
Posted By ahsposo

I didn't know you are a roadie! You're so nice...

I didn't know you are a roadie! You're so nice...
Forum: Foo
07-07-21, 05:54 AM
Replies: 16,927
Views: 940,058
Posted By ahsposo

Owns and operates the largest surf shop in...

Owns and operates the largest surf shop in Arkansas.

"I only thell Thexwax." he told Mike Hunt, ace reporter for The Wall Street Journal. "It'th real popular, ethpecially on Thaturday night."
Forum: Foo
07-07-21, 05:38 AM
Replies: 9,618
Views: 1,234,529
Posted By ahsposo

Pretty good, didn't get much beer on the baby...

Pretty good, didn't get much beer on the baby...
Forum: Foo
07-05-21, 07:19 PM
Replies: 16,927
Views: 940,058
Posted By ahsposo

Is laterally stiff and vertically compliant.

Is laterally stiff and vertically compliant.
Forum: Foo
07-05-21, 08:09 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 209
Posted By ahsposo

Do you have a credible source for "there is a...

Do you have a credible source for "there is a significant drop-off for freewheel regarding power transfer above 100 rpm of the crank."
Forum: Foo
07-04-21, 10:16 AM
Replies: 4,997
Views: 445,229
Posted By ahsposo

Happy Fourth of July, y'all! ...

Happy Fourth of July, y'all!

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Forum: Foo
07-04-21, 09:43 AM
Replies: 16,927
Views: 940,058
Posted By ahsposo

His girlfriend broke up with him because his...

His girlfriend broke up with him because his laptop had insufficient RAM.
Forum: Foo
07-04-21, 09:37 AM
Replies: 1,755
Views: 149,956
Posted By ahsposo

Happy Fourth! https://youtu.be/kXsOjwZmpjA

Happy Fourth!

https://youtu.be/kXsOjwZmpjA
Forum: Foo
07-03-21, 05:25 PM
Replies: 16,927
Views: 940,058
Posted By ahsposo

Would really like to know what drug Wilma...

Would really like to know what drug Wilma Flintstone was on.
...
Forum: Foo
07-03-21, 05:57 AM
Replies: 16,927
Views: 940,058
Posted By ahsposo

Likes the options 3 holes give him but finding a...

Likes the options 3 holes give him but finding a ball with really tiny holes is a challenge.
Forum: Foo
07-03-21, 04:25 AM
Replies: 9,618
Views: 1,234,529
Posted By ahsposo

Oh, the possibilities...

Oh, the possibilities...
Forum: Foo
07-03-21, 04:23 AM
Replies: 2,523
Views: 110,009
Posted By ahsposo

Ye would be a perfect teammate at aforementioned...

Ye would be a perfect teammate at aforementioned appointment if ye are a young mommy, a undergraduate of outlying way of schooling, retired, invalid persona, or the person that distaste to make...
Forum: Foo
07-02-21, 04:16 AM
Replies: 16,927
Views: 940,058
Posted By ahsposo

Has butter balls...

Has butter balls...
Forum: Foo
07-02-21, 04:14 AM
Replies: 9,618
Views: 1,234,529
Posted By ahsposo

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Au contraire, my hairy friend...
Forum: Foo
07-01-21, 02:26 PM
Replies: 9,618
Views: 1,234,529
Posted By ahsposo

I think that's a seat belt. If the passenger had...

I think that's a seat belt. If the passenger had buckled up it wouldn't be nearly as much fun...
Forum: Foo
07-01-21, 07:37 AM
Replies: 16,927
Views: 940,058
Posted By ahsposo

Has no clue about the way to San Jose.

Has no clue about the way to San Jose.
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