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09-29-22, 09:07 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 798
Posted By rsbob

Old enough to be your father. Since I was not...

Old enough to be your father. Since I was not married to your mother at the time that makes you a…………………………………..very fortunate son. :D

Sorry, don’t go for the insult bait. Try again, but put...
09-29-22, 07:13 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 200
Posted By rsbob

I applaud the City of Reno wanting Made in the...

I applaud the City of Reno wanting Made in the USA. If they drive a Ford or GM product, chances are very good that many parts for their vehicles are made not only in the US but Canada and Mexico. ...
09-29-22, 06:55 PM
Replies: 583
Views: 12,951
Posted By rsbob

Perfect summary. He is a wonderful dog. Smart,...

Perfect summary. He is a wonderful dog. Smart, loving, obedient (unless there is a squirrel) fun, hypoallergenic and doesn’t shed.
09-29-22, 06:28 PM
Replies: 583
Views: 12,951
Posted By rsbob

That is a 60 lb lap dog otherwise known as a...

That is a 60 lb lap dog otherwise known as a Labradoodle

...
09-29-22, 06:25 PM
Replies: 583
Views: 12,951
Posted By rsbob

That is a 60 lb lap dog otherwise known as a...

That is a 60 lb lap dog otherwise known as a Labradoodle
09-29-22, 06:23 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 798
Posted By rsbob

It depends on what your definition of what “is”...

It depends on what your definition of what “is” is. :D
09-29-22, 06:22 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 798
Posted By rsbob

Ewwwwwwww………

Ewwwwwwww………
09-29-22, 06:18 PM
Replies: 154
Views: 2,136
Posted By rsbob

Never run from a bear either. Stand your ground...

Never run from a bear either. Stand your ground and fight back and if that doesn’t work, play dead.
09-29-22, 02:38 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 1,418
Posted By rsbob

Better tuck it in, your age is showing. :) ...

Better tuck it in, your age is showing. :) Werewolves of London….maybe
09-29-22, 02:34 PM
Replies: 341
Views: 8,172
Posted By rsbob

If people don’t move, I hit them with a cattle...

If people don’t move, I hit them with a cattle prod or stun gun. Depends on what I feel like carrying. (Kidding). I would hit Larry with a stun gun because I care.
09-29-22, 02:23 PM
Replies: 154
Views: 2,136
Posted By rsbob

I HAVE JOINED THE MILTON FAN CLUB - MAKES A LOT...

I HAVE JOINED THE MILTON FAN CLUB - MAKES A LOT OF SENSE AND FUNNY TOO. Way to go Milton!
09-29-22, 02:07 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 798
Posted By rsbob

I have been snotted on. It’s unpleasant, it...

I have been snotted on. It’s unpleasant, it happens, but certainly is not worthy of retribution unless you have anger management problems. I just tell offender to next time, go to the back before...
09-29-22, 01:48 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 1,418
Posted By rsbob

My heart will rest when I am dead.

My heart will rest when I am dead.
09-29-22, 01:35 PM
Replies: 154
Views: 2,136
Posted By rsbob

How about stuffing some batteries down the seat...

How about stuffing some batteries down the seat tube and adding some simple wiring thus electrifying the bike so that anyone who touches gets a very unpleasant jolt - not enough to kill but to...
09-29-22, 01:22 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 798
Posted By rsbob

Back in my late 20s I was on one of my first...

Back in my late 20s I was on one of my first group rides and had to blow my nose. I reached into my jersey pocket and pulled out a handkerchief and blew my nose. My good friend asked me what I was...
09-28-22, 09:14 PM
Replies: 154
Views: 2,136
Posted By rsbob

. :foo: would think it would be the other way...

. :foo: would think it would be the other way around.
09-28-22, 08:47 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 798
Posted By rsbob

When I first read your post, I laughed out loud. ...

When I first read your post, I laughed out loud. Too funny and even more funny he got indignant for being a dumb bunny
09-28-22, 08:33 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 798
Posted By rsbob

Since the drafter was uninvited and unannounced...

Since the drafter was uninvited and unannounced he had it coming. You are not fault and his anger was misplaced. He should have been mad at himself for not announcing and asking.
He is a person that...
09-28-22, 08:18 PM
Replies: 154
Views: 2,136
Posted By rsbob

“My job is the false interpretation to manipulate...

“My job is the false interpretation to manipulate the words in their favorable explanation to make sure someone has been provided my job. Not”
09-28-22, 05:56 PM
Replies: 154
Views: 2,136
Posted By rsbob

I never lock my bike, never. I take it with me...

I never lock my bike, never. I take it with me into the bank, the optometrist, the dentist, the convenience store BUT I always ask first if it is permissible. If a store owner says NO, I thank them...
09-27-22, 05:23 PM
Replies: 163
Views: 2,845
Posted By rsbob

Acknowledging that birds aren’t real shows that...

Acknowledging that birds aren’t real shows that you are a man of Letters and Science with shrewd analytical abilities. I bow down to you sir.
...
09-27-22, 05:12 PM
Replies: 154
Views: 2,136
Posted By rsbob

Are you an engineer or some profession closely...

Are you an engineer or some profession closely related?
09-26-22, 09:37 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 173
Posted By rsbob

Sorry about your wreck. To me, if you are eating...

Sorry about your wreck. To me, if you are eating poorly, getting minimal exercise and losing weight, I would see a physician. Your prior metabolism will not carry over unless you just have a...
09-26-22, 09:15 PM
Replies: 154
Views: 2,136
Posted By rsbob

May the “booger” “flinging” commence! :beer:

May the “booger” “flinging” commence! :beer:
09-26-22, 08:04 PM
Replies: 154
Views: 2,136
Posted By rsbob

We have a team of crack (addicted) scientists on...

We have a team of crack (addicted) scientists on the case. Stay tuned.
09-26-22, 06:49 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,239
Posted By rsbob

Did you ride shirtless? Without pictures,...

Did you ride shirtless?

Without pictures, your ride didn’t happen.
09-26-22, 06:39 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 579
Posted By rsbob

A twitchy bike may be one where riding with no...

A twitchy bike may be one where riding with no hands is difficult because any change in your leaning will make the bike quickly turn - usually a straight fork and a tight geometry. A dead bike is...
09-26-22, 06:31 PM
Replies: 154
Views: 2,136
Posted By rsbob

Spray paint the whole thing,wheels and all, white...

Spray paint the whole thing,wheels and all, white and it will look like you stole it from a memorial and the creepy and poor taste factor will probably deter anyone with half a brain.
09-26-22, 01:35 PM
Replies: 163
Views: 2,845
Posted By rsbob

My apologies. I thought NY was in the real world....

My apologies. I thought NY was in the real world. There is no optimal solution for cities with multiple intersections and driveways, but what has been implemented can be made safer by adding...
09-26-22, 01:16 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,239
Posted By rsbob

You didn’t say how many locks you brought to...

You didn’t say how many locks you brought to secure your bike from theft or being completely stripped when you were in the port-o-potty. Fail.

Also did you didn’t state if you had a front flashing...
09-26-22, 11:31 AM
Replies: 163
Views: 2,845
Posted By rsbob

To enhance the open parking spaces, place...

To enhance the open parking spaces, place curbing/bollards next to the car lanes so the UPS truck or whomever can’t pull over and park there. How about some constructive or ingenious solutions rather...
09-25-22, 06:18 PM
Replies: 163
Views: 2,845
Posted By rsbob

A simple solution to floating parking visibility...

A simple solution to floating parking visibility issue the cities could easily implement is to not allow parking in what are now the last two spaces before the intersection or driveways. That would...
09-25-22, 06:04 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,142
Posted By rsbob

Any interstate in Arizona would work. Love those...

Any interstate in Arizona would work. Love those 80 MPH speed limits were everyone does 90+
09-25-22, 05:38 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,239
Posted By rsbob

Did you ride an e-bike and not pedal - even with...

Did you ride an e-bike and not pedal - even with ‘fake out’ clipless pedals?

Did you hit any squirrels? Bonus points.

Were you completely sober?
09-25-22, 05:34 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 128
Posted By rsbob

Very well done Mark. Looks like it is best...

Very well done Mark.

Looks like it is best ridden on a gravel bike or with at least 25C tires.
Recommended video speed = 1.5
Forum: Road Cycling
09-25-22, 08:54 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 362
Posted By rsbob

What’s the expression? Creaking butts drive me...

What’s the expression? Creaking butts drive me nuts.
09-25-22, 08:33 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 188
Posted By rsbob

Maybe Indigenous Summer? Native American Summer?...

Maybe Indigenous Summer? Native American Summer? Extended Summer? Long Summer.
09-25-22, 08:30 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 52
Posted By rsbob

After the Coug loss yesterday, no one is...

After the Coug loss yesterday, no one is admitting it. :)
09-24-22, 11:05 PM
Replies: 4,639
Views: 718,458
Posted By rsbob

Power and telephone lines. Nothing so exotic,...

Power and telephone lines. Nothing so exotic, sorry.
Forum: Road Cycling
09-24-22, 10:04 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 244
Posted By rsbob

I find that when I have questions about my...

I find that when I have questions about my Garmin, doing an interweb search will pull up the user manual for my model and 99% of the time can find the answer there. Good luck
09-24-22, 09:53 PM
Replies: 4,519
Views: 347,907
Posted By rsbob

Forty and change. The legs just didn’t have it...

Forty and change. The legs just didn’t have it in them today. Must still be in post-Rona recovery.
09-24-22, 09:50 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 798
Posted By rsbob

I have motor paced a couple of those bikes as...

I have motor paced a couple of those bikes as well, on the flats, and it was a good time at 20 MPH.

Then there was the guy on the pedal assist e-bike that just had to show me how fast he could...
09-24-22, 09:38 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 798
Posted By rsbob

I was doing my semi-usual 30 mile loop which has...

I was doing my semi-usual 30 mile loop which has some good climbs. At about the 3/4 point, there is a 10% climb for a quarter mile which kicks my butt. It was a hot day and I was pouring it on so I...
09-23-22, 10:44 PM
Replies: 4,519
Views: 347,907
Posted By rsbob

Used to commute on BG to Kirkland daily. Think it...

Used to commute on BG to Kirkland daily. Think it loosened my fillings, if not my brains. :D
09-23-22, 09:18 PM
Replies: 583
Views: 12,951
Posted By rsbob

Uh, fortunately no and won’t get anywhere near,...

Uh, fortunately no and won’t get anywhere near, or low, to the Cad.

His lack of a reply with any validation for any claim pretty well capped it. Putting it politely.
09-23-22, 09:03 PM
Replies: 4,519
Views: 347,907
Posted By rsbob

Have you stopped vibrating from all the tree...

Have you stopped vibrating from all the tree roots pushing up the pavement?
09-23-22, 08:13 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,142
Posted By rsbob

No problemo. I have super spread sheet skills....

No problemo. I have super spread sheet skills. (Had a 28 linked sheet with a Brazillion macros). Reading comprehension is pretty marginal though. OH, but I did take a Home Econ class if that counts....
09-23-22, 08:05 PM
Replies: 4,639
Views: 718,458
Posted By rsbob

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulle...

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulletin/2000x1786/4120cf65_2856_45f5_b09a_afd8ffc377b9_f526582aec0454c62c468ed2688781bf700036a6.jpeg
New borns ...
09-23-22, 07:53 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 932
Posted By rsbob

For the first time this year wore a short sleeve...

For the first time this year wore a short sleeve tech shirt under my short sleeve jersey and arm warmers which were removed about half way. Tomorrow has a projected high of 73 so no tech or arm...
09-23-22, 07:44 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 851
Posted By rsbob

Just saw on the news last night an alternative to...

Just saw on the news last night an alternative to knee replacement which involves separating the knee joint by (I’m guessing here) about 1/4” so it is no longer bone on bone. The separation is...
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