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Forum: Foo
07-25-21, 10:26 PM
Replies: 16,984
Views: 942,072
Posted By thook

he's drug tolerant.....highly tolerant. when he's...

he's drug tolerant.....highly tolerant. when he's had enough, he can play jimi hendrix's star spangled banner with armpit farts.
Forum: Foo
07-25-21, 08:04 AM
Replies: 16,984
Views: 942,072
Posted By roundypndr

Was kicked out of the local Latter Day Saints...

Was kicked out of the local Latter Day Saints Temple choir , not so much for his rendition of James Brown's " I Feel Good!" , but the constant Michael Jackson crotch grabs sealed the deal.
Replies: 77
Views: 4,569
Posted By bikemig

I think this thread has possibilities. Personally...

I think this thread has possibilities. Personally I’ll be disappointed if it doesn’t hit ten pages. The value and quality of the bike was established on the first page. We’ve been arguing over...
07-12-21, 12:37 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 289
Posted By livedarklions

What's the deal with airline food?

What's the deal with airline food?
Forum: Foo
07-10-21, 08:41 AM
Replies: 16,984
Views: 942,072
Posted By ahsposo

He can be really annoying; like last night -...

He can be really annoying; like last night - dancing around half dressed singing "I'm too thexy for my panth, too thexy for my panth!" over and over.
07-09-21, 02:47 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,430
Posted By iab

Cinelli has sold, again

https://www.ilsole24ore.com/art/cinelli-diventa-stelle-e-strisce-e-punta-settore-moda-AEEbACV?fbclid=IwAR1fIPlO-P2c8t7q8MxJiuqPllSZoH37uFtixyXXWzAKExYTnPUJKvmU6ik

Let the wringing of the hands...
07-07-21, 08:20 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 289
Posted By cb400bill

It was a glitch. They fixed the glitch. ...

It was a glitch. They fixed the glitch.

Deal with it.
07-07-21, 06:43 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,595
Posted By Hobbiano

At least with a Varsity you can count on it...

At least with a Varsity you can count on it continuing to function for a long time to come. :)
07-06-21, 12:09 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,543
Posted By Murray Missile

I was doing SO good on the downsizing too but...

I was doing SO good on the downsizing too but then all Hell broke loose on the local classifieds and it's been a C & V tall project bike smorgasbord lately. The problem is I'm apparently the only...
Forum: Foo
07-05-21, 05:12 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 221
Posted By Trakhak

Her bike was planing, and she was...

Her bike was planing, and she was countersteering, having completed a strider certification course.
Forum: Foo
06-17-21, 04:32 AM
Replies: 16,984
Views: 942,072
Posted By ahsposo

Little known thook fact: George Lucas...

Little known thook fact:

George Lucas created a character, The Thooky, for him in The Empire Strikes Back. His participation ended when thook demanded to play Princess Lay-ya instead and Lucas...
06-09-21, 12:35 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,540
Posted By indyfabz

I don't like entomology. It bugs me. See what I...

I don't like entomology. It bugs me. See what I did there?
06-09-21, 06:23 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 3,906
Posted By cb400bill

As this is a rant thread, and not a thread about...

As this is a rant thread, and not a thread about a speciific bike with an appraisal inquiry, it doesn't need to be moved to the Appriasals forum.
06-05-21, 09:50 PM
06-05-21, 03:03 PM
06-04-21, 10:23 AM
Replies: 217
Views: 7,834
Posted By dedhed

Did I think an additional sub forum was needed?...

Did I think an additional sub forum was needed? No, not really. I had no issue with those falling into C&V if posters felt that's where they'd get the best results.
Will I visit it? Yeah probably,...
06-02-21, 09:45 PM
Replies: 217
Views: 7,834
Posted By 79pmooney

I keep my index parts in a separate box to avoid...

I keep my index parts in a separate box to avoid heat build-up.
06-02-21, 07:43 PM
Replies: 217
Views: 7,834
Posted By nlerner

I think the 6-speed brifter crowd will feel left...

I think the 6-speed brifter crowd will feel left out.
Forum: Foo
05-30-21, 01:10 PM
Replies: 16,984
Views: 942,072
Posted By ahsposo

Business consultant to the delusional...

Business consultant to the delusional...
Forum: Foo
05-16-21, 04:18 PM
Replies: 16,984
Views: 942,072
Posted By ahsposo

He sitteth at the Right Hand of CarlJohnson...

He sitteth at the Right Hand of CarlJohnson...
Forum: Foo
05-16-21, 12:33 PM
Replies: 16,984
Views: 942,072
Posted By skijor

Is dithtantly related to Thamson the Thadducee...

Is dithtantly related to Thamson the Thadducee Thtrangler,, Thilus the Thyrian Athathin, and theveral theditious thcribes from Thaesarea.
05-15-21, 06:17 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 8,728
Posted By gravelinmygears

Oh the tears I've cried! No, I remember the first...

Oh the tears I've cried! No, I remember the first time I got a chip in the paint on my prized road bike. I just stared at that flake of Joe Bell applied paint in my hand in disbelief. I was so upset...
05-15-21, 03:03 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 359
Posted By SkinGriz

Off topic. Like your avatar. My #2 LOVES the...

Off topic.

Like your avatar. My #2 LOVES the My Little Pony movie. I dismissed it as a silly cartoon at first. Second time she watched it I watched it with her. Realized “This is a really well...
Forum: Foo
05-13-21, 10:52 AM
Replies: 16,984
Views: 942,072
Posted By thook

to him, rehab simply means rehabituated.

to him, rehab simply means rehabituated.
Forum: Foo
05-12-21, 11:27 AM
Replies: 16,984
Views: 942,072
Posted By J.Higgins

After doing his daily duties He likes to watch...

After doing his daily duties
He likes to watch porn with big booties
with girls at Itching Man,
who slept in his van,
but woke up all covered with cooties!
Forum: Foo
05-11-21, 08:05 PM
Replies: 16,984
Views: 942,072
Posted By ahsposo

His brother had a sex change operation. Now she's...

His brother had a sex change operation. Now she's his transister.
Forum: Foo
05-10-21, 04:06 PM
Replies: 16,984
Views: 942,072
Posted By thook

..is spiritually consistent; his lyin' lays down...

..is spiritually consistent; his lyin' lays down with his sham.
05-06-21, 06:54 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 710
Posted By big chainring

Some interesting history on the Professional Mark...

Some interesting history on the Professional Mark 1.
https://on-the-drops.blogspot.com/2017/11/continental-racing-raleigh-raleigh.html
Forum: Foo
05-01-21, 04:43 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 987
Posted By wgscott

Coincidently, my youngest kid just passed his...

Coincidently, my youngest kid just passed his (first) exam, doing likewise.
Forum: Foo
04-25-21, 12:53 PM
Replies: 16,984
Views: 942,072
Posted By ahsposo

Is opening a café specializing in extreme...

Is opening a café specializing in extreme caffeine espresso and killer weed; he's calling it Shake and Bake...
Forum: Foo
04-25-21, 09:02 AM
Replies: 16,984
Views: 942,072
Posted By skijor

Amongst his more successful crossover ventures is...

Amongst his more successful crossover ventures is his cafe, Turn Your Head and Coffee.
04-20-21, 09:40 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,357
Posted By cxwrench

Not absolutely sure but I think 'dimdogger' might...

Not absolutely sure but I think 'dimdogger' might be ok. :thumb:
Replies: 22
Views: 1,067
Posted By Wileyone1

I am drowning in self pity.

I am drowning in self pity.
Forum: Foo
04-12-21, 07:37 AM
Replies: 16,984
Views: 942,072
Posted By roundypndr

Not one to be fooled by the Cloud Boy's Plain...

Not one to be fooled by the Cloud Boy's Plain conspiracy theory, since it was debunked by his close Russian friend. He's constantly telling his wife, much to her annoyance, that "Rudolph the Red...
Forum: Foo
04-10-21, 09:09 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 343
Posted By wgscott

A life tragically cut short

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Remembering Prince Philip, in his own words:Prince Philip: 90 of the Duke of Edinburgh’s most excruciating commentsIndependent (UK)...
04-05-21, 02:39 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 391
Posted By gilesa

Above, 3Alarmer wrote "... and while it sounds...

Above, 3Alarmer wrote "... and while it sounds possible in theory, I wonder if it's a lasting solution."
It is, at least in my experience. I used a Sunrace cartridge for cottered cranks in a...
Forum: Foo
04-04-21, 12:36 PM
Replies: 16,984
Views: 942,072
Posted By ahsposo

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulle...

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulletin/480x480/giphy_9900df2f83fb245c38d98ff18d5e3198c42eef05.gif
Forum: Foo
03-30-21, 06:47 PM
Replies: 16,984
Views: 942,072
Posted By ahsposo

So when the doctor told him he had acute angina...

So when the doctor told him he had acute angina and wrote him a scrip for amyl nitrate single use inhalers it was a trip down memory lane...
Forum: Foo
03-26-21, 08:47 AM
Replies: 16,984
Views: 942,072
Posted By ahsposo

His fly breeding program has really taken off!...

His fly breeding program has really taken off! Turns out the area around his trailer is ideal for breeding hybrid mixes of common flies. Like hybrid dog breeds, these fly cross breeds are proving...
Forum: Foo
03-24-21, 02:18 PM
Replies: 16,984
Views: 942,072
Posted By ClydeClydeson

His job is at a tavern, clearing the bar.

His job is at a tavern, clearing the bar.
Forum: Foo
03-24-21, 01:15 PM
Replies: 16,984
Views: 942,072
Posted By thook

standing at the precipice, he couldn't decide...

standing at the precipice, he couldn't decide which way to go. so, he just went "wee wee wee" all the way home
Forum: Foo
03-18-21, 08:47 AM
Replies: 16,984
Views: 942,072
Posted By ahsposo

Is recovering from the trauma of being...

Is recovering from the trauma of being accidentally shoved into a dog poop bag.
Forum: Foo
03-12-21, 12:58 PM
Replies: 16,984
Views: 942,072
Posted By skijor

Invented liesplaining.

Invented liesplaining.
Forum: Foo
03-12-21, 09:13 AM
Replies: 16,984
Views: 942,072
Posted By roundypndr

After he decided to sleep on buying stock in "My...

After he decided to sleep on buying stock in "My Pillow", he went all in on "My Bedpan", but only to watch everything he put into it go down the toilet.
03-05-21, 07:29 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 904
Posted By Andrew R Stewart

You're welcome but most of up just want to show...

You're welcome but most of up just want to show up the other guys here:)

And a thank you for your prompt follow up. Andy
Forum: Foo
03-02-21, 06:08 PM
Replies: 16,984
Views: 942,072
Posted By ahsposo

Just realized that when Dr. Suess is outlawed...

Just realized that when Dr. Suess is outlawed only outlaws will read Dr. Suess...
Forum: Foo
03-01-21, 01:46 PM
Replies: 16,984
Views: 942,072
Posted By ahsposo

Don't get no overtime cause he work on celery...

Don't get no overtime cause he work on celery...
02-24-21, 10:25 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 3,015
Posted By gaucho777

Not as well as yours, I'm sure. If he tells you...

Not as well as yours, I'm sure. If he tells you it shifts fine, it's a fallacy!

This is how it should look, courtesy of 3alarmer: https://www.bikeforums.net/20519956-post4.html
02-20-21, 12:46 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,869
Posted By veganbikes

Thank you for riding Campy (The Cobalto Girls...

Thank you for riding Campy (The Cobalto Girls theme song)

Thank you for riding Campy
Record, Chorus and Potenza man
Croce d'Aune can't don't forget about Deltas

I'm not ashamed to say
Mr...
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