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10-27-21, 12:22 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 276
Posted By iab

If you really want the pathracer experience, I...

If you really want the pathracer experience, I recommend finding the worst brakes possible. Good times.
Forum: Foo
10-26-21, 09:59 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 441
Posted By skijor

Obviously you've never seen Superman ('78). ...

Obviously you've never seen Superman ('78).
Kal-El ftw.
Forum: Foo
10-25-21, 06:21 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 441
Posted By SalsaShark

Mom's gonna fix it all soon

Mom's gonna fix it all soon
Forum: Foo
10-25-21, 09:22 AM
Replies: 17,636
Views: 981,034
Posted By skijor

Is choosing his Halloween costume more carefully...

Is choosing his Halloween costume more carefully this year so as not to be mistaken for a piñata yet again.
Forum: Foo
10-25-21, 04:49 AM
Replies: 17,636
Views: 981,034
Posted By ahsposo

Self identifies as a fireworks display and says...

Self identifies as a fireworks display and says the pronouns are "ooh!" and "aah!".
Forum: Foo
10-24-21, 08:53 AM
Replies: 17,636
Views: 981,034
Posted By dynodonn

Though none of them will admit it, his father is...

Though none of them will admit it, his father is one of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and his mother is one of the Spice Girls, and to this day, he can make one mean bowl of eeenie meeeanie chili...
Forum: Foo
10-24-21, 06:28 AM
Replies: 17,636
Views: 981,034
Posted By ahsposo

thook was a foundling, Bless His Heart, left in...

thook was a foundling, Bless His Heart, left in a cardboard box in the doorway of a dirty book store. Recent advances in DNA testing have revealed that his birth-parents are Rocky Squirrel and...
Forum: Foo
10-23-21, 10:44 AM
Replies: 17,636
Views: 981,034
Posted By dynodonn

Has fond memories of riding in his parent's...

Has fond memories of riding in his parent's station wagon's third row rear facing bench seat with his brothers, and having stare down contests with drivers following them, in seeing who blinks first.
Forum: Foo
10-23-21, 09:51 AM
Replies: 17,636
Views: 981,034
Posted By 3alarmer

. ..he's been driving the '63 Dodge Dart...

.
..he's been driving the '63 Dodge Dart backwards for the past three months, ever since it got stuck in reverse.
He has plans to repair it, this weekend, by removing the front seat and...
Forum: Foo
10-23-21, 08:35 AM
Replies: 17,636
Views: 981,034
Posted By dynodonn

Is a well known sight at the Dunkin driveup,...

Is a well known sight at the Dunkin driveup, especially in his aluminum spray can painted 1983 Grand Marquis, wearing his rhinestone mask. Whenever he pulls away, he belts out a hearty " HI yo...
Forum: Foo
10-23-21, 04:17 AM
Replies: 17,636
Views: 981,034
Posted By ahsposo

Knows he has a problem and is working with a team...

Knows he has a problem and is working with a team of professionals to get his drooling under control.
10-22-21, 05:37 PM
Replies: 4,352
Views: 428,373
Posted By mrv

ditto to this request. I'm probably going to...

ditto to this request. I'm probably going to build up a set this winter. I pretty much never see them for sale anywhere.
mrv.
Forum: Foo
10-22-21, 02:23 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 214
Posted By Hondo Gravel

The Y chromosome lost only one gene in 25 million...

The Y chromosome lost only one gene in 25 million years. Something like that :lol: I only paid attention long enough to pass the exam …
10-22-21, 01:34 PM
Replies: 4,623
Views: 474,098
Posted By denaffen

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulle...

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulletin/2000x1504/4d41a595_3c11_4060_b17e_08138966999a_b4e3b1786d126f61e5c7d57c17c1b3bbf2be01f6.jpeg

Why yes, I am stuffing a 2x10 drivetrain into a...
Forum: Foo
10-22-21, 01:20 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 214
Posted By genec

Actually, they are beans... ...

Actually, they are beans...

...
10-22-21, 10:51 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 2,769
Posted By Pantah

Bizarre is a good term for it. It was more proof...

Bizarre is a good term for it. It was more proof of concept and having fun doing it than making a practical every day application. It took a good deal of experimenting with various front derailleurs...
Forum: Foo
10-22-21, 05:09 AM
Replies: 17,636
Views: 981,034
Posted By J.Higgins

Has a thook-hole, with a copious discharge of...

Has a thook-hole, with a copious discharge of thook-juice coming out of it. He shrugs it off and wears Depends. Lies to other people about the smell. "Hey, that's not me," he says, as he quietly...
Forum: Foo
10-22-21, 05:01 AM
Replies: 17,636
Views: 981,034
Posted By ahsposo

Dictionary thook /tho͞ok/ noun ...

Dictionary

thook

/tho͞ok/

noun

1. INFORMAL
Unexpected and sorta gross runny discharge from an embarrassing body orifice
10-21-21, 09:55 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 576
Posted By thinktubes

You could "upgrade" to Ultegra, but you would...

You could "upgrade" to Ultegra, but you would notice any difference. Spend yr $$$ elsewhere :)
10-21-21, 07:47 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 576
Posted By rccardr

That’s solid equipment, will happily interface...

That’s solid equipment, will happily interface with Shimano 8-9-10 speed shifters of the STI variety.
Just change the shifter, cassette and chain and adjust the RD, you’ll be fine.
Feel free to...
Forum: Foo
10-21-21, 06:37 PM
Replies: 17,636
Views: 981,034
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...all the regulars at Ronda's Roadhouse,...

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...all the regulars at Ronda's Roadhouse, over in Fayetteville, know him as "Liberace". Always slipping into the men's room, he's the peein'ist guy they ever met.
10-21-21, 11:31 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 297
Posted By rccardr

Porkchop BMX, online or eBay. Possibly Velo...

Porkchop BMX, online or eBay.
Possibly Velo Orange.
Forum: Foo
10-20-21, 03:02 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 633
Posted By RubeRad

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http...

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ebayimg.com%2Fimages%2Fg%2FY6IAAOSwWJxexafp%2Fs-l400.jpg&f=1&nofb=1
Forum: Foo
10-20-21, 12:05 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 633
Posted By skijor

ahsposo impersonator

ahsposo impersonator
10-19-21, 08:53 AM
Replies: 4,352
Views: 428,373
Posted By Mad Honk

Well folks, Steine13 just asked for this one. It...

Well folks, Steine13 just asked for this one. It will be on it's way to him later today. Smiles, MH
10-18-21, 04:37 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 2,769
Posted By Redshift96

Bang

The threadkiller! Mic drop... thread over. Lol.

Seriously, how are you ever going to find a plausible argument to refute this one?

Or are we all above average?

(With apologies to...
Forum: Foo
10-18-21, 04:19 PM
Replies: 17,636
Views: 981,034
Posted By ahsposo

Doesn't everybody???

Doesn't everybody???
Forum: Foo
10-18-21, 11:30 AM
Replies: 17,636
Views: 981,034
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...has decided to give up the pursuit of...

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...has decided to give up the pursuit of immortality, and dedicate himself full time to the pursuit of immorality.
Forum: Foo
10-18-21, 08:38 AM
Replies: 17,636
Views: 981,034
Posted By skijor

Is staying in the US [for now] cuz he doesn't...

Is staying in the US [for now] cuz he doesn't want to convert to metric minutes.
Forum: Foo
10-18-21, 04:21 AM
Replies: 17,636
Views: 981,034
Posted By ahsposo

Admitted, during his sometimes angry and...

Admitted, during his sometimes angry and sometimes tear-soaked interview on 60 Minutes last night, that his lies are mostly autobiographical.
10-17-21, 09:55 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 756
Posted By gugie

I guess I'm just a kid at heart. ...

I guess I'm just a kid at heart.

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulletin/768x1024/50113723766_e385ea5745_b_0a2cc52c33f6096b6f677ccae533f76572990d55.jpg
Andy_K and aggiegrads can...
Forum: Foo
10-17-21, 09:13 AM
Replies: 17,636
Views: 981,034
Posted By skijor

Works at the FBI's dept for dyslexia.

Works at the FBI's dept for dyslexia.
Forum: Foo
10-16-21, 11:39 PM
Replies: 17,636
Views: 981,034
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...in answer to Kesey's famous statement,...

.
...in answer to Kesey's famous statement, "You're either on the bus, or you're off the bus," he responded, "That's a false dichotomy, Ken. I am the bus."
Forum: Foo
10-16-21, 08:04 PM
Replies: 17,636
Views: 981,034
Posted By ahsposo

Was hit by a crosstown bus as he crossed to the...

Was hit by a crosstown bus as he crossed to the sunny side of the street...
10-16-21, 10:32 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 756
Posted By Andy_K

While we're on the topic, when did rim brakes and...

While we're on the topic, when did rim brakes and QR axles become obsolete? Asking for people who are on the wrong forum. :innocent:
10-16-21, 10:28 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,584
Posted By merziac

Well, not doubting your program but something odd...

Well, not doubting your program but something odd going on here, if you've broken 3 bikes. I would bet less than 1% of the members, bikes, etc, whatever have had a frame failure.

Many things are...
10-16-21, 09:58 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,584
Posted By hose

no i just wanted to be a smug dink

no i just wanted to be a smug dink
Forum: Foo
10-16-21, 09:15 AM
Replies: 17,636
Views: 981,034
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...in real life, he is a wealthy heir to...

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...in real life, he is a wealthy heir to millions of dollars. He's only here in the lies thread when he feels inclined toward a cheap thrill, slumming it amidst the unwashed masses.
Forum: Foo
10-16-21, 07:37 AM
Replies: 17,636
Views: 981,034
Posted By ahsposo

Thinks cross-dressing is an expression of one's...

Thinks cross-dressing is an expression of one's religious commitment.
10-14-21, 11:56 PM
Replies: 8,065
Views: 2,586,576
Posted By th0m

My Master Olympic with 12 speed Chorus: ...

My Master Olympic with 12 speed Chorus:
https://happyride.se/forum/attachments/dsc_0011-2-jpg.510865/
It got a little shorter but slammed black stem since that photo, so looks a lot racier. Went...
10-14-21, 06:07 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 293
Posted By cyrano138

Yes, and yes. The spokes are numerous and heavy,...

Yes, and yes. The spokes are numerous and heavy, not unlike the crowd at wal mart on black Friday, and my shorts expressly promised to wick moisture away to, I can only assume, some other place,...
Forum: Foo
10-14-21, 11:58 AM
Replies: 122
Views: 2,279
Posted By Hondo Gravel

I was lurking around the Walmart beer aisle...

I was lurking around the Walmart beer aisle trying to decide. I went with Shiner Bock
...
10-14-21, 10:30 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 358
Posted By rjhammett

Pretty much brute force. To adjust the blade rake...

Pretty much brute force. To adjust the blade rake at the dropouts I put my foot on the board between the blades and pushed/pulled on the blade that needed adjustment. For the side to side I set the...
10-14-21, 08:54 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 358
Posted By rjhammett

DIY Jig for Aligning the Fork

My '90ish Giordana Spica wanted to veer strongly to the left when riding. I tried the fork alignment that Sheldon had on his site without much success (...
Forum: Foo
10-13-21, 08:12 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 2,279
Posted By Hondo Gravel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl8HqDzpk0o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl8HqDzpk0o
Forum: Foo
10-13-21, 07:56 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 2,279
Posted By 3alarmer

...I call BS. Ain't no way I can get any...

...I call BS. Ain't no way I can get any stranger. I am maxed out on strange. I am a stranger in a strange land.
Forum: Foo
10-13-21, 08:51 AM
Replies: 17,636
Views: 981,034
Posted By skijor

His liar strike is going well. Solidarity, bruh 👊

His liar strike is going well. Solidarity, bruh 👊
10-12-21, 05:45 PM
Replies: 2,030
Views: 632,578
Posted By Mad Honk

I currently have the lavender Cannondale up in...

I currently have the lavender Cannondale up in the In Search Of thread of C&V. It needs to go to a new home in the hands of a BF member. Cost of shipping. Send me a PM. Smiles, MH
10-12-21, 04:14 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 625
Posted By seedsbelize2

Thank you.

Thank you.
Forum: Foo
10-12-21, 03:22 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 2,279
Posted By ahsposo

You see, THIS was what Trollheim was for. A place...

You see, THIS was what Trollheim was for. A place where you could just relax and say whatever little thing was on your mind; if it offended, no one cared. In fact offensive was expected.

But,...
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