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Forum: Foo
09-26-21, 07:32 AM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

Made millions by his collaboration with Ron...

Made millions by his collaboration with Ron Popeil selling his invention the 1980's miracle product Thing-on-a-String.
Forum: Foo
09-25-21, 02:30 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 246
Posted By ahsposo

Ah, a cat scan...

Ah, a cat scan...
Forum: Foo
09-25-21, 04:43 AM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

Has initiated so many "dropped" soap incidents he...

Has initiated so many "dropped" soap incidents he can't remember them all.
Forum: Foo
09-24-21, 05:46 AM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

Has a diminutive rooster that people from all...

Has a diminutive rooster that people from all over come to see, yes, it's a little cock eyed...
Forum: Foo
09-23-21, 07:54 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 380
Posted By ahsposo

I have used Texas dry rub. ...

I have used Texas dry rub.

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Forum: Foo
09-23-21, 05:27 PM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

Next up for our risk-taker, dynodonn , a series...

Next up for our risk-taker, dynodonn , a series of Polish jokes to see if that'll get a whack from the ban hammer.
Forum: Foo
09-23-21, 06:51 AM
Replies: 584
Views: 56,124
Posted By ahsposo

Police: Florida man tries to trade back vehicle...

Police: Florida man tries to trade back vehicle he stole (https://apnews.com/article/crime-florida-theft-lake-city-bac9cba2ab5fda9ce514e39b6b38fb32)
LAKE CITY, Fla. (AP) — A Florida man tried to...
Forum: Foo
09-23-21, 04:12 AM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

His dog left him after thook confused her with...

His dog left him after thook confused her with his sister.
Forum: Foo
09-22-21, 06:23 PM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

His stated goal for this thread is to innovate...

His stated goal for this thread is to innovate synergistic mindshare while benchmarking individual value-added prevarications.
Forum: Foo
09-22-21, 05:10 PM
Replies: 11,868
Views: 2,508,225
Posted By ahsposo

You say tell everyone? Make it so...

You say tell everyone?
Make it so...
Forum: Foo
09-22-21, 10:06 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 712
Posted By ahsposo

Pretty poor of KISS to cancel; I mean defness...

Pretty poor of KISS to cancel; I mean defness never stopped Def Leppard from assaulting our non-defness.

Shouldn't let old age, lack of talent and decrepitude stop rock n' roll.
Forum: Foo
09-21-21, 08:06 PM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

Watches fake news about the latest hoax on a...

Watches fake news about the latest hoax on a knock-off flat screen he paid for with counterfeit bills...
Forum: Foo
09-21-21, 05:26 AM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

Can count to 20 or 21 depending if his sister is...

Can count to 20 or 21 depending if his sister is in the room.
Forum: Foo
09-21-21, 05:17 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 712
Posted By ahsposo

Only one person had bought ticket.

Only one person had bought ticket.
Forum: Foo
09-20-21, 02:22 PM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

Says he's really having a tough time recently...

Says he's really having a tough time recently dealing with some of his personalities. Seems like there is a move afoot to unionize and as far as he's concerned that spells disaster. Fortunately he's...
Forum: Foo
09-20-21, 08:22 AM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

Chants incantations from Death Curses for Dummies...

Chants incantations from Death Curses for Dummies while sitting on the toilet...
Forum: Foo
09-19-21, 08:01 AM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

He was delivered by an actual spork. Has a strong...

He was delivered by an actual spork. Has a strong taste for KFC mashed potato-like product to this day.
Forum: Foo
09-18-21, 06:14 AM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

I am at a loss to explain why he would slander...

I am at a loss to explain why he would slander FedEx drivers. Sex with thooks Mom takes real perversion.
Forum: Foo
09-17-21, 03:27 PM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

After "Sex" he writes "Once with my sister so I'm...

After "Sex" he writes "Once with my sister so I'm not sure that counts"
Forum: Foo
09-17-21, 12:46 PM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

Anytime he has to fill in the blank after...

Anytime he has to fill in the blank after "Occupation", he writes "Super-Model".
Forum: Foo
09-17-21, 08:04 AM
Replies: 114
Views: 2,628
Posted By ahsposo

Like that band!

Like that band!
09-16-21, 06:37 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 317
Posted By ahsposo

Wrong forum to ask - further down is the Forum...

Wrong forum to ask - further down is the Forum Suggestions and User Assistance forum - but the answer is pretty easy, I think. At the bottom of your post containing the pictures, click Edit. Then tap...
Forum: Foo
09-16-21, 03:37 PM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

Tells me he really misses the alien that abducted...

Tells me he really misses the alien that abducted him earlier this summer.

"He wuth CUTE! And tho gentle. But he hathn't called, he didn't thend flowerth, NOTHING!" he sobbed.
Forum: Foo
09-16-21, 02:13 AM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

...those aren't bees and that's not his bonnet.

...those aren't bees and that's not his bonnet.
Forum: Foo
09-15-21, 08:00 PM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

Sometime, in the next couple of weeks, he's gonna...

Sometime, in the next couple of weeks, he's gonna wake up suddenly, in the wee, dark, quiet hours and wonder: what if that tattoo tale isn't a lie? Why are there so many commas in this sentence? Why...
Forum: Foo
09-15-21, 04:37 AM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

He votes on every erection... (I'll let ...

He votes on every erection...

(I'll let dynodonn supply the picture)
Forum: Foo
09-14-21, 07:00 PM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

Stands for Truth, Justice and The Armenian Way...

Stands for Truth, Justice and The Armenian Way...
Forum: Foo
09-14-21, 04:44 PM
Replies: 9,717
Views: 1,298,228
Posted By ahsposo

There was a movie about this wasn't there?

There was a movie about this wasn't there?
Forum: Foo
09-14-21, 04:16 AM
Replies: 11,868
Views: 2,508,225
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
09-13-21, 08:46 AM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

Here's a well known skijor fact: He's an...

Here's a well known skijor fact:

He's an antique fanatic, he even recently married a 78 year old stripper named Tiffany.
Forum: Foo
09-12-21, 05:59 AM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

Well, he's back home after a long night in the...

Well, he's back home after a long night in the ER. He was a medical mystery for hours until a fellow patient, a podiatrist with a stuck light bulb in his rectum, noticed the staff's confusion over...
Forum: Foo
09-12-21, 05:43 AM
Replies: 11,868
Views: 2,508,225
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
09-11-21, 05:00 PM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

His spouse has a black belt in one of the marital...

His spouse has a black belt in one of the marital arts, Fake Headache.
Forum: Foo
09-11-21, 12:45 PM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

Tells me he's really enjoying his family reunion...

Tells me he's really enjoying his family reunion up in the Ozarks. Says he's met some hot girls.
Forum: Foo
09-11-21, 07:42 AM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

Long ago, before he discovered his career in...

Long ago, before he discovered his career in Donut Digestion, was able to walk the streets of Bakersfield; now he waddles his way through San Jose.
Forum: Foo
09-09-21, 04:18 PM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

Nothing ever surprises him.

Nothing ever surprises him.
Forum: Foo
09-09-21, 06:34 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 991
Posted By ahsposo

42

42
Forum: Foo
09-09-21, 05:58 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 991
Posted By ahsposo

n+1

n+1
Forum: Foo
09-09-21, 05:33 AM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

His retirement plan involves taking the old heap...

His retirement plan involves taking the old heap down to Joe Bob's New and Used Tires and getting some retreads if Joe Bob will give him some credit.
Forum: Foo
09-08-21, 07:44 PM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

He's got his retirement plan out in that shed....

He's got his retirement plan out in that shed. Well, what's in that shed and the scratch-off lottery tickets he just bought...
Forum: Foo
09-08-21, 07:23 PM
Replies: 5,091
Views: 458,763
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
09-08-21, 12:46 PM
Replies: 9,717
Views: 1,298,228
Posted By ahsposo

Also plays soccer...

Also plays soccer...
Forum: Foo
09-08-21, 12:44 PM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

At least he doesn't have to worry about any...

At least he doesn't have to worry about any intellectual property, just that dumass property on blocks in his front yard and in that shed out back...
Forum: Foo
09-08-21, 10:36 AM
Replies: 584
Views: 56,124
Posted By ahsposo

Florida man fed up with potholes plants banana...

Florida man fed up with potholes plants banana tree in road (https://apnews.com/article/oddities-florida-fort-myers-19d902a0d04bef6bb9ec6bd49b97cf81)
Forum: Foo
09-07-21, 07:32 PM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

Has a record in the Guinness Book for Largest...

Has a record in the Guinness Book for Largest Booger Ball at 33.278 kilograms and roughly 0.78 meters in diameter. It's really quite impressive as far as these things go. He comes by Guinness records...
Forum: Foo
09-07-21, 12:05 PM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

As long as he has enough personal lubricant, he...

As long as he has enough personal lubricant, he does not care what it is.
Forum: Foo
09-07-21, 07:37 AM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

Is gonna put the FUN in the fungi-apocalypse.

Is gonna put the FUN in the fungi-apocalypse.
Forum: Foo
09-07-21, 06:17 AM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

Thought he was eating magic mushrooms but they...

Thought he was eating magic mushrooms but they were just sleight of hand mushrooms; didn't have any hallucinations or visions but he is now able to pull a coin from your ear.
Forum: Foo
09-06-21, 05:04 PM
Replies: 17,418
Views: 971,523
Posted By ahsposo

Did you hear the news! His development was...

Did you hear the news! His development was arrested this weekend and is being held without bail.
Forum: Foo
09-06-21, 11:54 AM
Replies: 1,983
Views: 84,007
Posted By ahsposo

Gave me a sour attitude.

Gave me a sour attitude.
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