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Forum: Foo
08-02-21, 03:53 PM
Replies: 17,010
Views: 943,408
Posted By ahsposo

Fronts the twitch metal band thook and the...

Fronts the twitch metal band thook and the toothless needs.
Forum: Foo
08-02-21, 04:40 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 94
Posted By ahsposo

Baylor University. Who exactly are they...

Baylor University.

Who exactly are they going to read? The writing of Bob Dante, the sports columnist for the Waco Star-Tribune? Darryl Dante, the cult leader that lives just outside of Waco?
Forum: Foo
08-02-21, 04:34 AM
Replies: 17,010
Views: 943,408
Posted By ahsposo

As he has the most teeth in his family, he gets...

As he has the most teeth in his family, he gets the chore of chewing everyone's food for them.
Forum: Foo
08-01-21, 04:05 PM
Replies: 17,010
Views: 943,408
Posted By ahsposo

His inflatable doll left him and ran off with the...

His inflatable doll left him and ran off with the Michelin Man.
Forum: Foo
07-31-21, 08:12 PM
Replies: 17,010
Views: 943,408
Posted By ahsposo

too thecksee for his panth, too thecksee for his...

too thecksee for his panth, too thecksee for his panth
he's too thecksee for his panth
Forum: Foo
07-31-21, 04:59 PM
Replies: 5,015
Views: 446,547
Posted By ahsposo

https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulle...

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...
Forum: Foo
07-31-21, 11:55 AM
Replies: 17,010
Views: 943,408
Posted By ahsposo

Makes his family watch as he beats off the dog.

Makes his family watch as he beats off the dog.
Forum: Foo
07-31-21, 08:51 AM
Replies: 17,010
Views: 943,408
Posted By ahsposo

High Class for him is sprinkles on a chocolate...

High Class for him is sprinkles on a chocolate covered donut.
Forum: Foo
07-30-21, 04:46 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 370
Posted By ahsposo

A waste of good ice.

A waste of good ice.
Forum: Foo
07-30-21, 04:15 PM
Replies: 17,010
Views: 943,408
Posted By ahsposo

Told me, right to my face, that people who live...

Told me, right to my face, that people who live in condom houses shouldn't throw bones.
Forum: Foo
07-30-21, 05:35 AM
Replies: 17,010
Views: 943,408
Posted By ahsposo

When he has liar's block he reaches for his box...

When he has liar's block he reaches for his box of chewable FactsLax™ for fast, fast relief.
Forum: Foo
07-29-21, 06:42 PM
Replies: 17,010
Views: 943,408
Posted By ahsposo

Is fantastically wealthy thanks the the well...

Is fantastically wealthy thanks the the well producing oil of Olay he has in his backyard.
Forum: Foo
07-29-21, 04:07 PM
Replies: 2,526
Views: 110,551
Posted By ahsposo

You are going to be a flawless partner at...

You are going to be a flawless partner at submitted location if you all are a fresh mamma, a undergrad of online technique of schooling, ex-service, unable to work normally outdoors man, or the man...
Forum: Foo
07-29-21, 02:18 PM
Replies: 17,010
Views: 943,408
Posted By ahsposo

Has some unusual looking dogs; I asked him about...

Has some unusual looking dogs; I asked him about the breed and he explained "They are an ancient breed, mentioned in the Bible. They are the famous Hounds of Hell."
Forum: Foo
07-29-21, 05:30 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 369
Posted By ahsposo

Nice knowin' ya.

Nice knowin' ya.
Forum: Foo
07-28-21, 08:41 PM
Replies: 17,010
Views: 943,408
Posted By ahsposo

Likes to customize his lies; for those of us with...

Likes to customize his lies; for those of us with reading disabilities (Bless Your Hearts) he accompanies his with rude hand gestures...
Forum: Foo
07-28-21, 05:48 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 304
Posted By ahsposo

https://youtu.be/ruT5nmwhiic

https://youtu.be/ruT5nmwhiic
Forum: Foo
07-28-21, 05:41 PM
Replies: 17,010
Views: 943,408
Posted By ahsposo

Would like to "get it on" if he knew what "it" is...

Would like to "get it on" if he knew what "it" is and where "on" might be...
Forum: Foo
07-28-21, 03:44 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 304
Posted By ahsposo

https://youtu.be/pN69GC2amTg

https://youtu.be/pN69GC2amTg
Forum: Foo
07-28-21, 03:41 PM
Replies: 9,630
Views: 1,240,379
Posted By ahsposo

Now I want a pet otter.

Now I want a pet otter.
Forum: Foo
07-28-21, 03:39 PM
Replies: 17,010
Views: 943,408
Posted By ahsposo

He's looking for a horn to swoggle...

He's looking for a horn to swoggle...
Forum: Foo
07-28-21, 06:04 AM
Replies: 17,010
Views: 943,408
Posted By ahsposo

Thinks pants are something his dogs do.

Thinks pants are something his dogs do.
Forum: Foo
07-27-21, 07:12 PM
Replies: 2,526
Views: 110,551
Posted By ahsposo

You all will not be obliged to treat with...

You all will not be obliged to treat with heavyweight parcels. Commonly, you’ll search out dresses or amusements within. Education is transferred without payment.
Forum: Foo
07-26-21, 05:43 PM
Replies: 17,010
Views: 943,408
Posted By ahsposo

Missed the memo that read read: Once you go...

Missed the memo that read read: Once you go swine, you know it's divine...
Forum: Foo
07-26-21, 05:00 PM
Replies: 17,010
Views: 943,408
Posted By ahsposo

He's a wanna-be sex puppet...

He's a wanna-be sex puppet...
Forum: Foo
07-26-21, 04:06 AM
Replies: 11,791
Views: 2,464,962
Posted By ahsposo

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https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap210725.html
Forum: Foo
07-26-21, 04:01 AM
Replies: 2,526
Views: 110,551
Posted By ahsposo

Ya'll will not be obliged to transact with...

Ya'll will not be obliged to transact with elephantine batches. Commonly, you will retrieve frocks or baloney inside the lots. Academic course is given with no charge
Forum: Foo
07-26-21, 03:55 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 261
Posted By ahsposo

Yes, no radios. That's the ticket.

Yes, no radios. That's the ticket.
Forum: Foo
07-25-21, 08:51 AM
Replies: 17,010
Views: 943,408
Posted By ahsposo

Founder and Beloved Leader of the Church of...

Founder and Beloved Leader of the Church of Future Day Devils and Assorted Minions.
Forum: Foo
07-24-21, 01:25 PM
Replies: 1,733
Views: 135,944
Posted By ahsposo

Possibly the best 37 seconds I've seen since I...

Possibly the best 37 seconds I've seen since I last had sex. Been a long time.
Forum: Foo
07-24-21, 01:17 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 1,338
Posted By ahsposo

Hard to believe this is post #53 ...

Hard to believe this is post #53

https://youtu.be/j3z_naPmQNk
Forum: Foo
07-24-21, 12:16 PM
Replies: 17,010
Views: 943,408
Posted By ahsposo

It was an itsy bitsy teeno weeno yellow polka dot...

It was an itsy bitsy teeno weeno yellow polka dot Speedo that he wore for the first time today.
Forum: Foo
07-23-21, 04:29 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 696
Posted By ahsposo

Have you tried rinsing the area with that stuff...

Have you tried rinsing the area with that stuff you call beer? I bet that will kill those bugs.
Forum: Foo
07-23-21, 03:37 AM
Replies: 17,010
Views: 943,408
Posted By ahsposo

Will do it for free.

Will do it for free.
Forum: Foo
07-22-21, 11:10 AM
Replies: 5,015
Views: 446,547
Posted By ahsposo

sjammer : What was your POV there? Double decker...

sjammer : What was your POV there? Double decker bus?
Forum: Foo
07-21-21, 04:55 AM
Replies: 17,010
Views: 943,408
Posted By ahsposo

Tells Siri that Alexa "doesn't understand me"....

Tells Siri that Alexa "doesn't understand me". Well, I have news for him, nobody understands him.
Forum: Foo
07-20-21, 07:58 PM
Replies: 17,010
Views: 943,408
Posted By ahsposo

Has an very popular twin, baconbikes. Somedays he...

Has an very popular twin, baconbikes. Somedays he gets almost nauseous with jealousy because baconbikes gets taken to parties and breakfast meetings, they say he smells great and has great taste.
Forum: Foo
07-20-21, 05:30 AM
Replies: 17,010
Views: 943,408
Posted By ahsposo

Will no longer post lies in this thread; he's...

Will no longer post lies in this thread; he's upgrading to posting "disinformation" about the poster above.

"Disinformation is really, really classy, you know?" he told Dee Loosheehan, a reporter...
Forum: Foo
07-19-21, 08:03 PM
Replies: 17,010
Views: 943,408
Posted By ahsposo

Dreamed he was Captain Hook's cabin boy in his...

Dreamed he was Captain Hook's cabin boy in his Maidenform bra.
Forum: Foo
07-18-21, 04:14 PM
Replies: 17,010
Views: 943,408
Posted By ahsposo

Down by the brook, under the overlook, sat thook...

Down by the brook, under the overlook, sat thook writing gobbledygook in a blue notebook.
Forum: Foo
07-18-21, 03:51 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 645
Posted By ahsposo

You say "Locked out of Facebook" like that's a...

You say "Locked out of Facebook" like that's a bad thing.
Forum: Foo
07-17-21, 05:33 AM
Replies: 2,526
Views: 110,551
Posted By ahsposo

Thou has to be an immaculate fit for shown...

Thou has to be an immaculate fit for shown bidding if you all are a just started to be a mother, a scholar of online technique of studying, pensioner, unable to work a full day outdoors character, or...
Forum: Foo
07-16-21, 08:51 PM
Replies: 17,010
Views: 943,408
Posted By ahsposo

His college major was Criminal Behavior and he...

His college major was Criminal Behavior and he minored in Cultural Gynecology.
Forum: Foo
07-16-21, 05:41 AM
Replies: 9,630
Views: 1,240,379
Posted By ahsposo

The big guy in the middle; is that a Curly move...

The big guy in the middle; is that a Curly move or what?

https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulletin/220x195/tenor_967987584ba1cadc0b670016735ac3477c0a2309.gif
Forum: Foo
07-15-21, 08:50 PM
Replies: 17,010
Views: 943,408
Posted By ahsposo

On his college application he listed "Detention"...

On his college application he listed "Detention" as his extracurricular activity.
Forum: Foo
07-15-21, 08:46 PM
Replies: 146
Views: 2,329
Posted By ahsposo

Join an acapella choir.

Join an acapella choir.
Forum: Foo
07-15-21, 09:19 AM
Replies: 17,010
Views: 943,408
Posted By ahsposo

I was treated to a tour of what he calls his...

I was treated to a tour of what he calls his "prevaricatorium" down in his basement (what he calls his "subterranean command center"). It's really almost impressive; bubbling vats of paranoid...
Forum: Foo
07-15-21, 06:46 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 278
Posted By ahsposo

No, this is why I looked 81 at 18.

No, this is why I looked 81 at 18.
Forum: Foo
07-14-21, 04:38 AM
Replies: 17,010
Views: 943,408
Posted By ahsposo

Whinnies when he poohs.

Whinnies when he poohs.
Forum: Foo
07-13-21, 05:16 PM
Replies: 17,010
Views: 943,408
Posted By ahsposo

thook really has a highly developed sense of...

thook really has a highly developed sense of irony; he's decided to take himself and his lisp and try to make a living selling sea shells by the sea shore.
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