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Forum: Foo
08-07-22, 12:32 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 198
Posted By ahsposo

https://youtu.be/m6NMK-oiE0o

https://youtu.be/m6NMK-oiE0o
Forum: Foo
08-07-22, 07:14 AM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,062,848
Posted By ahsposo

Says he's starting his book tour next week in...

Says he's starting his book tour next week in support of his wildly bestselling new self-helper The Awesome Power of Delusion, A Roadmap to Wealth, Power and Hot Sex.
Forum: Foo
08-07-22, 05:01 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 198
Posted By ahsposo

Use caution around water ...

Use caution around water

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Forum: Foo
08-06-22, 03:39 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 60
Posted By ahsposo

Wrong forum. Why don't you post this in the...

Wrong forum.

Why don't you post this in the Road forum?
Forum: Foo
08-05-22, 02:14 PM
Forum: Foo
08-03-22, 09:01 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 314
Posted By ahsposo

I liked Amarillo a lot. Had some rich guy (he's...

I liked Amarillo a lot. Had some rich guy (he's dead now) artist that likes to mess with the populace. Buried a bunch of classic Caddies in a field to see if they'd grow, made these bizarre street...
Forum: Foo
08-03-22, 04:16 AM
Replies: 12,348
Views: 2,672,857
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
08-02-22, 03:44 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 272
Posted By ahsposo

Well if you say so, I will. No need to add to...

Well if you say so, I will. No need to add to your aggravations...

I'm hoping to get it together to see Randall Bramlett this weekend at a beautiful 200 seat theater - incredible acoustics in this...
Forum: Foo
08-02-22, 11:03 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 314
Posted By ahsposo

Looks like you have a deer problem. I doubt the...

Looks like you have a deer problem. I doubt the sight of your bare bum while you bend over a lawn tractor would scare them very much. Curious creatures, I can see one coming over and putting a wet...
Forum: Foo
08-02-22, 10:05 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 314
Posted By ahsposo

Least you can do it nekked out there in the...

Least you can do it nekked out there in the boonies, right? Oh, but wear a hat anyway.

And don't get yer bois caught in no fanbelt.
Forum: Foo
08-02-22, 09:34 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 272
Posted By ahsposo

Y'all know what a liar I am. In this case it's a...

Y'all know what a liar I am. In this case it's a fact. My plan of living forever got shot down a while ago. In grand fashion I might add. This thing's presentation was quite spectacular when it...
Forum: Foo
08-02-22, 06:08 AM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,062,848
Posted By ahsposo

Wears a big "I've had my Monkeypox Vax! How about...

Wears a big "I've had my Monkeypox Vax! How about U?" button at all social occasions.
Forum: Foo
08-02-22, 05:07 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 272
Posted By ahsposo

My Monday? Just sat around or lay around in air...

My Monday? Just sat around or lay around in air conditioned comfort during radiation and chemo. Then Home to the family.
Forum: Foo
08-01-22, 07:09 PM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,062,848
Posted By ahsposo

Makes a really comfortable living as a corporate...

Makes a really comfortable living as a corporate scapegoat.

"Hey, I take the money! I got mouths to feed and bills to pay. The gig's pretty good if you can roll with it."
Forum: Foo
07-31-22, 04:29 AM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,062,848
Posted By ahsposo

Has been incontinent on every continent.

Has been incontinent on every continent.
Forum: Foo
07-29-22, 11:50 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 227
Posted By ahsposo

I can't touch your story for overall hurt; my hip...

I can't touch your story for overall hurt; my hip injury was ugly but lucky compared to the "whatcouldhavehappened".

Guy pulled out into my bike lane to make right turn on red in a Chevy Caprice -...
Forum: Foo
07-29-22, 11:25 AM
Forum: Foo
07-27-22, 06:35 AM
Replies: 716
Views: 74,564
Posted By ahsposo

Thanks, I did not know that. There's a bunch of...

Thanks, I did not know that. There's a bunch of quotes diverted into exclamatory remarks that have been corrupted by repetition.

I would love to know who thought up "You can't have your cake and...
Forum: Foo
07-27-22, 03:39 AM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,062,848
Posted By ahsposo

Wants desperately to be my campaign manager but I...

Wants desperately to be my campaign manager but I suspect he's only interested in the peanut butter and nanner sammiches the campaign hands out to potential voters.

Probably eat up all them...
Forum: Foo
07-26-22, 02:41 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 186
Posted By ahsposo

I guess I could just hop on a plane to someplace...

I guess I could just hop on a plane to someplace but then I'd have to get off the sofa.

Ironic, huh.

Sorry, Forrest. I digressed.
Forum: Foo
07-26-22, 02:39 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 186
Posted By ahsposo

Even I, an old fart, living in an obscure...

Even I, an old fart, living in an obscure backwater with backwards people, know that in the realm of new pot there are actually pedigrees. The names are often whimsical - as you might imagine, or not...
Forum: Foo
07-26-22, 09:43 AM
Replies: 716
Views: 74,564
Posted By ahsposo

Why does the phrase "God willing and the creek...

Why does the phrase "God willing and the creek don't rise" come to mind...
Forum: Foo
07-26-22, 09:40 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,822
Posted By ahsposo

Here's why Joni Mitchell's performance at the...

Here's why Joni Mitchell's performance at the Newport Folk Festival (https://www.npr.org/2022/07/26/1113608539/joni-mitchell-newport-folk-festival-aneurysm) is so incredible Joni Mitchell's surprise...
Forum: Foo
07-26-22, 06:11 AM
Replies: 154
Views: 6,413
Posted By ahsposo

My idea of a "boy-band" ...

My idea of a "boy-band"
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Forum: Foo
07-26-22, 06:06 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 511
Posted By ahsposo

Dolly Parton is a rare person, by all accounts. ...

Dolly Parton is a rare person, by all accounts.

But has she ever smashed a good guitar? Ever exposed herself after biting the head off a chicken and spitting the head into the front line? When was...
Forum: Foo
07-26-22, 06:01 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 511
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, rock and roll never sold out.

Yeah, rock and roll never sold out.
Forum: Foo
07-26-22, 05:59 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 186
Posted By ahsposo

ftfy, HG.

ftfy, HG.
Forum: Foo
07-26-22, 05:58 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 186
Posted By ahsposo

The title of the thread made me think you had...

The title of the thread made me think you had bought a new strain of pot.

I was half right, that's a great way to get high. Beautiful day.

Some of those pickets look like a wicked climb.
Forum: Foo
07-26-22, 05:52 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 219
Posted By ahsposo

The cloud, it's perfectly secure. Put all your...

The cloud, it's perfectly secure. Put all your passwords in a secure cloud location, today! Heck put all your personal financial stuff in the cloud, make it rain.

IT Security = Military...
Forum: Foo
07-25-22, 08:00 PM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,062,848
Posted By ahsposo

Apparently he has gained access to my secret...

Apparently he has gained access to my secret compound in my undisclosed location.

There goes the neighborhood...
Forum: Foo
07-25-22, 07:56 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 886
Posted By ahsposo

Welcome to Savannah. What'll you have to drink?

Welcome to Savannah. What'll you have to drink?
Forum: Foo
07-25-22, 07:43 PM
Replies: 9,799
Views: 1,570,215
Posted By ahsposo

I hope that lawn furniture is aluminum... ...

I hope that lawn furniture is aluminum...

Bluetooth trigger? Simple radio? Hell no! There's an app for that.
Forum: Foo
07-25-22, 04:45 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 886
Posted By ahsposo

The tab is a warning that the liquid inside is...

The tab is a warning that the liquid inside is only sort of like beer.
Forum: Foo
07-25-22, 04:41 AM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,062,848
Posted By ahsposo

His weird hobby is collecting Elvis's underwear -...

His weird hobby is collecting Elvis's underwear - he's one of those celebrity clothing collectors - but what is really weird is he's only into Elvis's tightie whities from The King's fat period.
Forum: Foo
07-24-22, 10:21 AM
Replies: 5,541
Views: 517,685
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
07-24-22, 10:19 AM
Replies: 5,541
Views: 517,685
Posted By ahsposo

A perfect visual metaphor for what's left of the...

A perfect visual metaphor for what's left of the American Dream.
Forum: Foo
07-24-22, 09:21 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 606
Posted By ahsposo

Well, you Texans sure welcomed old Debbie to...

Well, you Texans sure welcomed old Debbie to Dallas.
Forum: Foo
07-24-22, 09:20 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 606
Posted By ahsposo

Don't you see? It's a reflection of Life Its...

Don't you see? It's a reflection of Life Its Self. Brilliant!
Forum: Foo
07-24-22, 09:17 AM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,062,848
Posted By ahsposo

In a statement to the press, his agent insists...

In a statement to the press, his agent insists his client is dead ("really, really dead this time") and what we are seeing here is merely a series of pre-written lies. "When they run out - poof! -...
Forum: Foo
07-23-22, 10:26 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 606
Posted By ahsposo

He can't even get "Texas" car right! That's a...

He can't even get "Texas" car right! That's a "ghetto" car.

This is a TEXAS car
...
Forum: Foo
07-23-22, 06:34 AM
Replies: 716
Views: 74,564
Posted By ahsposo

Has Florida Man finally met his match? Meet...

Has Florida Man finally met his match? Meet Florida Sheriff (https://apnews.com/article/police-florida-fort-lauderdale-ed03521826c0f70b1d455b4e7fc3e6cb)FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) — When a naked man...
Forum: Foo
07-22-22, 08:37 PM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,062,848
Posted By ahsposo

A strict farm to post liar, he sources only free...

A strict farm to post liar, he sources only free range, gluten-free feces produced without the use of antibiotics or MSG from Orthodox Charolais Bulls...
Forum: Foo
07-22-22, 10:37 AM
Replies: 1,883
Views: 158,173
Posted By ahsposo

As opposed to the Catholic or Jehovah's Witness...

As opposed to the Catholic or Jehovah's Witness crickets we have around here. Who knew?
Forum: Foo
07-22-22, 04:44 AM
Replies: 12,348
Views: 2,672,857
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
07-21-22, 08:13 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 886
Posted By ahsposo

I'm in steamy Savannah. Some years ago I spent...

I'm in steamy Savannah. Some years ago I spent some time in August at a place just north of San Diego. It was a couple of miles up the hill from the beach and the temperature was this near constant...
Forum: Foo
07-21-22, 07:52 PM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,062,848
Posted By ahsposo

What he didn't tell you was he just got back from...

What he didn't tell you was he just got back from a vacation in Italy where he was arrested in Florence for attempting to put a jock strap on Michelangelo's statue of David. He was let go with a...
Forum: Foo
07-21-22, 09:21 AM
Replies: 12,348
Views: 2,672,857
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
07-21-22, 08:48 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 886
Posted By ahsposo

Hot enough for you?

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Forum: Foo
07-21-22, 08:41 AM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,062,848
Posted By ahsposo

Experts are sharply divided in their opinion of...

Experts are sharply divided in their opinion of his precise affliction; is he a compulsive liar or a lying compulsive?
Forum: Foo
07-21-22, 05:37 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 330
Posted By ahsposo

Perfect for whippin' up a big old hurrycane.

Perfect for whippin' up a big old hurrycane.
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