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07-09-22, 03:23 PM
Replies: 113
Views: 2,148
Posted By livedarklions

So you needed permission?! If we had told...

So you needed permission?!

If we had told you holding it between your teeth was okay, would you have tried that?
07-08-22, 10:53 AM
07-08-22, 08:44 AM
Replies: 113
Views: 2,148
Posted By livedarklions

Two threads that were shut down by the mods quite...

Two threads that were shut down by the mods quite quickly for basically being too stupid to continue.

Apparently, being a punch line is your thing.

Seriously, did you not actually try to carry...
07-07-22, 12:34 PM
Replies: 113
Views: 2,148
Posted By livedarklions

My all-time favorite response to him: ...

My all-time favorite response to him:

https://www.bikeforums.net/22203132-post28.html
07-07-22, 07:33 AM
Replies: 113
Views: 2,148
Posted By livedarklions

This one was so bad, the mods closed it after 2...

This one was so bad, the mods closed it after 2 pages:

https://www.bikeforums.net/general-cycling-discussion/1237130-one-pump-can-difference-between-winning-losing-life-death-new-lambo.html
07-07-22, 07:24 AM
Replies: 113
Views: 2,148
Posted By livedarklions

At least he has a brain to wash. Can't say that...

At least he has a brain to wash. Can't say that for everyone, if you catch my drift.
07-07-22, 07:22 AM
Replies: 113
Views: 2,148
Posted By livedarklions

Why wouldn't you have tried that before starting...

Why wouldn't you have tried that before starting a thread? You literally just figured out there wasn't a problem to discuss in the first place.
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File this entire thread under "d-uh".
07-02-22, 02:50 PM
Replies: 113
Views: 2,148
Posted By livedarklions

Am I missing something? What grownup would hop...

Am I missing something? What grownup would hop several curbs during a 5 minute ride?

On a 5 minute ride, I could hold the club in one hand and still be able to work both brakes. I don't think...
07-02-22, 02:29 PM
Replies: 113
Views: 2,148
Posted By livedarklions

Small is relative. See above where I said I've...

Small is relative. See above where I said I've carried a cello on a bike. Also several feet long and much wider than a golf club.

​​​​​I agree, your golf club question is stupid. I think you...
07-01-22, 02:17 PM
07-01-22, 12:59 PM
Replies: 113
Views: 2,148
Posted By livedarklions

Don't you think it's completely apt that the...

Don't you think it's completely apt that the posts of a guy called Vintage Schwinn would be ridiculously overbuilt?
07-01-22, 10:50 AM
Replies: 113
Views: 2,148
Posted By livedarklions

You seriously think it is a difficult technical...

You seriously think it is a difficult technical challenge to fasten the club securely enough for a 5 minute ride?! 1 tie right behind the club head, the other three quarters or so up the shaft. ...
07-01-22, 08:51 AM
Replies: 113
Views: 2,148
Posted By livedarklions

Things I carried on my bike when I was young and...

Things I carried on my bike when I was young and stupid:

A cello
A mandolin
An end table
A floor lamp (bulb removed)

And the ever-popular pony-riding a second bike.

I regularly rode with...
07-01-22, 05:26 AM
Replies: 113
Views: 2,148
Posted By livedarklions

Seriously, how many ways can there be to...

Seriously, how many ways can there be to accommodate a relatively small object for a 5 minute ride?

OP keeps disproving the old saying about there being no such thing as a stupid question.
07-01-22, 05:21 AM
Replies: 113
Views: 2,148
Posted By livedarklions

You forgot the possibility of building a small...

You forgot the possibility of building a small dirigible airship capable of lifting the club and controlling it as a drone while riding.
06-30-22, 10:48 AM
Replies: 113
Views: 2,148
Posted By livedarklions

That's obviously a bike inner tube. Have you...

That's obviously a bike inner tube. Have you considered using the guts of your vanquished enemies?

This is as bad as your "how do you wipe your nose while riding" thread. Either get velcro straps...
06-30-22, 10:16 AM
Replies: 113
Views: 2,148
Posted By livedarklions

Those are more hazardous and/or obnoxious, but...

Those are more hazardous and/or obnoxious, but disrespectful is a bit hard to quantify.

Landmines would definitely be more dangerous, but putting them there might indicate grudging respect for the...
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