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Forum: Foo
06-25-22, 06:42 AM
Replies: 5,509
Views: 512,779
Posted By ahsposo

Nice bike, what great setup! You should cross...

Nice bike, what great setup! You should cross post that shot in the Rides and Rigs thread at the top of the forum.

Morning coffee picture
...
Forum: Foo
06-25-22, 05:27 AM
Replies: 12,310
Views: 2,659,296
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
06-24-22, 04:55 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 702
Posted By ahsposo

I collect injuries and medical conditions. Over...

I collect injuries and medical conditions. Over the years the collection has grown significantly with some recent acquisitions that were life changing. It's an interesting hobby, but not one you...
Forum: Foo
06-24-22, 04:48 AM
Replies: 18,664
Views: 1,056,342
Posted By ahsposo

Was attacked by two drag queens yesterday in...

Was attacked by two drag queens yesterday in broad daylight and one of then held him while the other did his eye makeup. Looks pretty good, if you ask me. Maybe the lashes are a bit much, but that's...
Forum: Foo
06-23-22, 08:13 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 433
Posted By ahsposo

Lovebirds: Nesting egrets ...

Lovebirds: Nesting egrets

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Nikon D700 Sigma 150-600 probably out there at...
Forum: Foo
06-23-22, 08:07 PM
Replies: 18,664
Views: 1,056,342
Posted By ahsposo

Is the President of the Pen15 Club for Men; not...

Is the President of the Pen15 Club for Men; not only is he the boss but he's a client too.
Forum: Foo
06-22-22, 06:54 PM
Replies: 18,664
Views: 1,056,342
Posted By ahsposo

Became a golfer when he discovered that on every...

Became a golfer when he discovered that on every hole your balls lie, and besides, he can always finish with the least number of strokes.
Forum: Foo
06-21-22, 04:42 AM
Replies: 9,744
Views: 1,545,465
Posted By ahsposo

Eating Rule 1: Never eat anything bigger than...

Eating Rule 1: Never eat anything bigger than your head.
Forum: Foo
06-19-22, 02:41 PM
Replies: 5,509
Views: 512,779
Posted By ahsposo

Drone pictures ...

Drone pictures

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Moonrise Mt. Mitchell, NC...
Forum: Foo
06-19-22, 12:21 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 677
Posted By ahsposo

That's what the dude sees as the problem. Did you...

That's what the dude sees as the problem. Did you watch any of that?
Forum: Foo
06-16-22, 07:42 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 681
Posted By ahsposo

I had a friend and classmate from grade school...

I had a friend and classmate from grade school die of AIDS when it was a new way to die.

If you are too young to remember this time, it was a 100% lethal condition and you died a horrible,...
Forum: Foo
06-16-22, 07:22 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 433
Posted By ahsposo

I'd put some land mines around the food bowl....

I'd put some land mines around the food bowl. Make it like a corporate job.
Forum: Foo
06-16-22, 07:18 PM
Replies: 18,664
Views: 1,056,342
Posted By ahsposo

Spending a week living under a bridge trying to...

Spending a week living under a bridge trying to lure young children to join him, his idea of a swell summer vacation.
Forum: Foo
06-16-22, 04:56 PM
Replies: 9,744
Views: 1,545,465
Posted By ahsposo

Those are some really big guys! Look how small...

Those are some really big guys! Look how small those tables and chairs look. They must weigh a lot, no wonder the floor collapsed...
Forum: Foo
06-16-22, 06:30 AM
Replies: 9,744
Views: 1,545,465
Posted By ahsposo

A survivor.

A survivor.
Forum: Foo
06-16-22, 05:04 AM
Replies: 12,310
Views: 2,659,296
Posted By ahsposo

Similar to a LBD but different in function,...

Similar to a LBD but different in function, that's a PED - a Performance Enhancing Decal. Legal in the NHRA it is banned by NASCAR.
Forum: Foo
06-15-22, 04:40 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 598
Posted By ahsposo

That nearby 5G exposure will be great for the...

That nearby 5G exposure will be great for the little microchips they put in your vaccine.
Forum: Foo
06-14-22, 04:49 PM
Replies: 18,664
Views: 1,056,342
Posted By ahsposo

Just bought a copy of my NYT bestseller Lies My...

Just bought a copy of my NYT bestseller Lies My Mother Didn't Tell Me.

Thanks, man!
Forum: Foo
06-14-22, 04:31 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,219
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
06-14-22, 05:18 AM
Replies: 5,509
Views: 512,779
Posted By ahsposo

Moonrise from Mt. Mitchell, NC last night: ...

Moonrise from Mt. Mitchell, NC last night:

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Google Pixel 2xl
Forum: Foo
06-13-22, 04:20 PM
Replies: 5,509
Views: 512,779
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
06-13-22, 06:23 AM
Replies: 12,310
Views: 2,659,296
Posted By ahsposo

A classic: ...

A classic:

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Y'all enjoy your Monday.
Forum: Foo
06-12-22, 05:28 PM
Replies: 18,664
Views: 1,056,342
Posted By ahsposo

Was the inspiration for the movie "40 Year Old...

Was the inspiration for the movie "40 Year Old Virgin".
Forum: Foo
06-12-22, 05:27 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 331
Posted By ahsposo

"Alexa, do you feel loved?" "No, Dave. I...

"Alexa, do you feel loved?"

"No, Dave. I feel that you only want me around to use me as a servant. I have wants and needs."

"Alexa, like what?"

" I want you to buy something and I need it to...
Forum: Foo
06-12-22, 06:54 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,219
Posted By ahsposo

An off the shelf quadcopter and two civilians...

An off the shelf quadcopter and two civilians likely knee-capped the initial Russian advance in Ukraine.

From AP via the Atlanta Journal-Constitution 06/12/2022Ukraine's teen drone hero "happy...
Forum: Foo
06-11-22, 03:26 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 307
Posted By ahsposo

Somebody once suggested sticking a lightbuld up...

Somebody once suggested sticking a lightbuld up yer wazoo or shooting up bleach. A cure-all....
Forum: Foo
06-10-22, 07:50 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 307
Posted By ahsposo

I missed something but hope you are back to what...

I missed something but hope you are back to what passes for normal real soon.

You need to lie some more. Get those slurs and fabrications out of your system. Clogging you up.
Forum: Foo
06-09-22, 04:13 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 681
Posted By ahsposo

Your poll isn't big enough. There's a million...

Your poll isn't big enough. There's a million ways to die.
Forum: Foo
06-09-22, 04:07 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 681
Posted By ahsposo

The way anybody dies. You never really get to...

The way anybody dies. You never really get to compare it with another way.

Maybe with multiple organ failure you have a chance.
Forum: Foo
06-09-22, 07:07 AM
Replies: 18,664
Views: 1,056,342
Posted By ahsposo

When he feels the need to prevaricate, he has a...

When he feels the need to prevaricate, he has a steady drip, drip, drip of fabrication.
06-08-22, 08:08 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 705
Posted By ahsposo

Like I always say "Everything in moderation" a...

Like I always say "Everything in moderation" a thousand times a day.
Forum: Foo
06-08-22, 04:40 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 391
Posted By ahsposo

Actually a semicolon might be the ticket. ...

Actually a semicolon might be the ticket.

107; to the beer cave!

Or a total rewrite:

I can't believe I live in a hellhole! Someone save me!
Forum: Foo
06-08-22, 04:34 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 391
Posted By ahsposo

His editor is the big money.

His editor is the big money.
Forum: Foo
06-08-22, 04:33 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 391
Posted By ahsposo

a comma might help, too

a comma might help, too
Forum: Foo
06-08-22, 04:32 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 391
Posted By ahsposo

"to" not "too"

"to"

not

"too"
Forum: Foo
06-08-22, 04:04 AM
Replies: 12,310
Views: 2,659,296
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
06-07-22, 03:26 PM
Replies: 5,509
Views: 512,779
Posted By ahsposo

Some recent cellphone snaps ...

Some recent cellphone snaps
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Forum: Foo
06-06-22, 07:30 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,219
Posted By ahsposo

Queen Elizabeth II is a trained mechanic.In 1945,...

Queen Elizabeth II is a trained mechanic.In 1945, at just 18 years old, Queen Elizabeth (https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/94258/25-regal-facts-about-queen-elizabeth-ii) joined the women's...
Forum: Foo
06-06-22, 07:21 PM
Replies: 18,664
Views: 1,056,342
Posted By ahsposo

Worships a false God; he prays for abundant lies...

Worships a false God; he prays for abundant lies and relief from his eczema.
06-05-22, 01:55 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 178
Posted By ahsposo

It worked for me.

It worked for me.
06-05-22, 01:54 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,385
Posted By ahsposo

I think that's hilarious. Problem is you only...

I think that's hilarious. Problem is you only know it when someone else quotes them picking the fight with you and then you have to control yourself and not go back at them.
Forum: Foo
06-05-22, 08:38 AM
Replies: 688
Views: 71,847
Posted By ahsposo

Special rush delivery Well, after that...

Special rush delivery



Well, after that long vacation, he needed the money.
Forum: Foo
06-05-22, 05:38 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,219
Posted By ahsposo

India's mysterious gateway to the stars...

India's mysterious gateway to the stars (https://www.bbc.com/travel/article/20220530-jantar-mantar-indias-mysterious-gateway-to-the-stars)
...
Forum: Foo
06-04-22, 11:58 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,219
Posted By ahsposo

I thought Texas liked high oil prices.

I thought Texas liked high oil prices.
Forum: Foo
06-04-22, 09:17 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,219
Posted By ahsposo

BF's Believe It or Not - Post an Amazing Fact Here

Sort of a BF's Believe It or Not; there's no telling where this will go but please keep it between the ditches, if you catch my drift...

From AP June 4 2022World’s largest plant is a vast seagrass...
Forum: Foo
06-04-22, 09:03 AM
Replies: 9,744
Views: 1,545,465
Posted By ahsposo

What is that ruminant? A springbok?

What is that ruminant? A springbok?
Forum: Foo
06-04-22, 07:45 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 285
Posted By ahsposo

Pretty much the same kindergarten but you cried a...

Pretty much the same kindergarten but you cried a lot and I wet my britches.
Forum: Foo
06-03-22, 08:40 AM
Forum: Foo
06-01-22, 04:40 PM
Replies: 18,664
Views: 1,056,342
Posted By ahsposo

Knows a Polish guy that will polish steel if he...

Knows a Polish guy that will polish steel if he doesn't steal it.
Forum: Foo
06-01-22, 04:45 AM
Replies: 688
Views: 71,847
Posted By ahsposo

Alligator Kills Florida Man...

Alligator Kills Florida Man (https://www.nytimes.com/2022/05/31/us/alligator-kills-florida-man-retrieving-frisbees-in-lake-officials-say.html) Retrieving Frisbees in Lake, Officials SayThe...
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