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Forum: Foo
01-23-22, 09:05 PM
Replies: 5,298
Views: 482,571
Posted By ahsposo

Morning coffee phone camera pictures: ...

Morning coffee phone camera pictures:
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Forum: Foo
01-23-22, 07:18 PM
Replies: 18,308
Views: 1,010,998
Posted By ahsposo

Is hoping deliberate exposure will give him turd...

Is hoping deliberate exposure will give him turd immunity...
Forum: Foo
01-23-22, 05:38 PM
Replies: 9,600
Views: 1,395,174
Posted By ahsposo

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This is only a test
Forum: Foo
01-23-22, 10:34 AM
Replies: 18,308
Views: 1,010,998
Posted By ahsposo

Is hitting the Sunday morning talk show circuit...

Is hitting the Sunday morning talk show circuit to protest the suppression of his "3 Musketeers", thook, dynodonn and veganbikes. Blames the moderator junta for frightening them into hiding.

A...
Forum: Foo
01-23-22, 10:23 AM
Replies: 1,843
Views: 147,857
Posted By ahsposo

A classic case of more confidence than common...

A classic case of more confidence than common sense.
Forum: Foo
01-22-22, 09:30 AM
Replies: 18,308
Views: 1,010,998
Posted By ahsposo

Due to his advanced age, occasionally suffers...

Due to his advanced age, occasionally suffers from writer's block. Found relief recently when he took a big dose of ex-facts® to loosen up his vowels...
Forum: Foo
01-21-22, 08:02 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 410
Posted By ahsposo

But you can still access BF. What's the problem?

But you can still access BF. What's the problem?
Forum: Foo
01-21-22, 06:18 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 820
Posted By ahsposo

I think I bumped that thread in a vain attempt to...

I think I bumped that thread in a vain attempt to hide Threadkiller; you know, pile distracting threads on top of it to make it less visible to my enemies as they are blessed with short attention...
Forum: Foo
01-20-22, 09:38 PM
Replies: 5,298
Views: 482,571
Posted By ahsposo

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Google Pixel 2XL...
Forum: Foo
01-20-22, 09:00 PM
Replies: 18,308
Views: 1,010,998
Posted By ahsposo

Hates going to the grocery store. Says the celery...

Hates going to the grocery store. Says the celery keeps stalking him...
Forum: Foo
01-20-22, 04:18 PM
Replies: 9,600
Views: 1,395,174
Posted By ahsposo

Man! He's got great form.

Man! He's got great form.
Forum: Foo
01-20-22, 04:15 PM
Replies: 18,308
Views: 1,010,998
Posted By ahsposo

Knows that it's all fun and games until somebody...

Knows that it's all fun and games until somebody gets ****...
Forum: Foo
01-20-22, 05:33 AM
Replies: 9,363
Views: 707,584
Posted By ahsposo

And this poor thread had just started it's...

And this poor thread had just started it's hibernation. I hope there's still some forage for it, I'd hate to lose it to starvation after all these years.

It will be your fault if it dies!

But...
Forum: Foo
01-20-22, 05:21 AM
Replies: 18,308
Views: 1,010,998
Posted By ahsposo

Now it has been revealed! This morning the...

Now it has been revealed! This morning the internet is pulsing with the news that in a secret medical procedure his diseased brain was removed and used kitty litter packed in to replace it. Science...
Forum: Foo
01-19-22, 03:14 PM
Replies: 18,308
Views: 1,010,998
Posted By ahsposo

Has tirelessly campaigned to have *****,...

Has tirelessly campaigned to have *****, *****-*** and ******* removed from the censored list...
Forum: Foo
01-19-22, 09:27 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 820
Posted By ahsposo

I came on board around the time that on Friday...

I came on board around the time that on Friday night this forum was like some digital meat market.

But that might just have been a misapprehension. I have a problem with those.
Forum: Foo
01-19-22, 09:23 AM
Replies: 9,600
Views: 1,395,174
Posted By ahsposo

Cute kitty.

Cute kitty.
Forum: Foo
01-19-22, 08:21 AM
Replies: 18,308
Views: 1,010,998
Posted By ahsposo

Has created a revolution in TV Wrestling with her...

Has created a revolution in TV Wrestling with her incredible show as she wrestles her demons, often two and three at a time, for the entertainment of the Masses.
Forum: Foo
01-18-22, 01:27 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 820
Posted By ahsposo

You thought SBW was my sock puppet?

You thought SBW was my sock puppet?
Forum: Foo
01-18-22, 01:24 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 820
Posted By ahsposo

I'll take them over Celine or Justin...

I'll take them over Celine or Justin...
Forum: Foo
01-18-22, 05:57 AM
Replies: 18,308
Views: 1,010,998
Posted By ahsposo

Is a groan man.

Is a groan man.
Forum: Foo
01-17-22, 08:12 PM
Replies: 18,308
Views: 1,010,998
Posted By ahsposo

Didn't carefully read his Windows 11 end user...

Didn't carefully read his Windows 11 end user agreement and now he's Bill Gates' cabana boy.
Forum: Foo
01-17-22, 01:57 PM
Replies: 18,308
Views: 1,010,998
Posted By ahsposo

Is the Tool Section.

Is the Tool Section.
Forum: Foo
01-17-22, 01:52 PM
Replies: 5,298
Views: 482,571
Posted By ahsposo

Some phone camera pictures ...

Some phone camera pictures

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Forum: Foo
01-17-22, 06:05 AM
Replies: 18,308
Views: 1,010,998
Posted By ahsposo

Thinks the "Ban Hammer" can be found in the Tool...

Thinks the "Ban Hammer" can be found in the Tool Section of the Home Depot.
Forum: Foo
01-16-22, 03:39 PM
Replies: 18,308
Views: 1,010,998
Posted By ahsposo

I am the king fo sure

I am the king fo sure
Forum: Foo
01-16-22, 02:27 PM
Replies: 18,308
Views: 1,010,998
Posted By ahsposo

Seeks any competitive advantage, recently had a...

Seeks any competitive advantage, recently had a forked tongue installed in his lying mouth to raise the stakes in the falsehood game.
Forum: Foo
01-16-22, 05:31 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 2,371
Posted By ahsposo

No, that was dynodonn ; this guy ran a pyramid...

No, that was dynodonn ; this guy ran a pyramid scheme in Memphis - he would dress like the hotel, guests would mistakenly try to check in and he would eat them.
Forum: Foo
01-15-22, 08:21 PM
Replies: 18,308
Views: 1,010,998
Posted By ahsposo

His pistol-packing wife caught him fooling around...

His pistol-packing wife caught him fooling around with her best friend and everyone in the room knew it had become a lie or death situation.
Forum: Foo
01-15-22, 02:23 PM
Replies: 18,308
Views: 1,010,998
Posted By ahsposo

It was after he came back from band camp that he...

It was after he came back from band camp that he learned to play the lyre.
Forum: Foo
01-15-22, 09:03 AM
Replies: 5,298
Views: 482,571
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, I thought he had a little more working...

Yeah, I thought he had a little more working distance because the highlight in the grasshoppers optics makes it look alive. Maybe it was cold and the bug was sluggish.
Forum: Foo
01-14-22, 07:22 PM
Replies: 18,308
Views: 1,010,998
Posted By ahsposo

Got busted for counterfeiting Monopoly money.

Got busted for counterfeiting Monopoly money.
Forum: Foo
01-14-22, 03:14 PM
Replies: 5,298
Views: 482,571
Posted By ahsposo

And I thought you were referring pedex 's...

And I thought you were referring pedex 's picture...
Forum: Foo
01-14-22, 03:12 PM
Replies: 18,308
Views: 1,010,998
Posted By ahsposo

When he was at vacation Bible camp he used the...

When he was at vacation Bible camp he used the pick-up line "Say, Good Looking, wadda say we go to my tent and spill my seed on the ground."
Forum: Foo
01-14-22, 10:00 AM
Replies: 5,298
Views: 482,571
Posted By ahsposo

100mm focal length?

100mm focal length?
Forum: Foo
01-14-22, 04:41 AM
Replies: 18,308
Views: 1,010,998
Posted By ahsposo

So old, he gave Methuselah "the Talk"...

So old, he gave Methuselah "the Talk"...
Forum: Foo
01-13-22, 07:51 PM
Replies: 18,308
Views: 1,010,998
Posted By ahsposo

His Family Bible has foldout pictures for the...

His Family Bible has foldout pictures for the Biblical sensibility.
Forum: Foo
01-13-22, 05:13 PM
Replies: 5,298
Views: 482,571
Posted By ahsposo

Sunset tonight in Sandfly GA where there is no...

Sunset tonight in Sandfly GA where there is no snow.

Or ice (except in cocktails)
...
Forum: Foo
01-13-22, 05:05 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,774
Posted By ahsposo

OMG! A&S cooties!

OMG! A&S cooties!
Forum: Foo
01-13-22, 03:23 PM
Replies: 12,081
Views: 2,568,508
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
01-13-22, 06:48 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 534
Posted By ahsposo

Canada is all igloos, right? So packed snow and...

Canada is all igloos, right? So packed snow and ice is the building material of choice. I guess you could use some baby seal skins, too.
Forum: Foo
01-12-22, 05:42 PM
Replies: 5,298
Views: 482,571
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
01-11-22, 10:05 AM
Replies: 18,308
Views: 1,010,998
Posted By ahsposo

You can tell if he's been thinking because he'll...

You can tell if he's been thinking because he'll word his slurs.
Forum: Foo
01-11-22, 05:58 AM
Replies: 18,308
Views: 1,010,998
Posted By ahsposo

Can't even tell a lie.

Can't even tell a lie.
Forum: Foo
01-10-22, 09:09 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 410
Posted By ahsposo

Fire up them oil pumps! Getcha some spare change.

Fire up them oil pumps! Getcha some spare change.
Forum: Foo
01-10-22, 05:09 PM
Replies: 18,308
Views: 1,010,998
Posted By ahsposo

Typing that sentence made him hungry, he's taking...

Typing that sentence made him hungry, he's taking a little snack break.
Forum: Foo
01-09-22, 08:35 PM
Replies: 18,308
Views: 1,010,998
Posted By ahsposo

Has a custom CF cuff on his ankle location...

Has a custom CF cuff on his ankle location monitor; he's a competitive probationer.
Forum: Foo
01-09-22, 08:12 AM
Replies: 18,308
Views: 1,010,998
Posted By ahsposo

Is the author of the NYT Bestseller "thook's Big...

Is the author of the NYT Bestseller "thook's Big Book of Home Improvement Lies". This must-have guide has some great ideas for home improvement through lies; here are some examples:

"That's...
Forum: Foo
01-08-22, 09:05 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 571
Posted By ahsposo

Sect Objects...

Sect Objects...
Forum: Foo
01-07-22, 05:47 AM
Replies: 9,600
Views: 1,395,174
Posted By ahsposo

Looks like that guy might have eaten Bambi's mom.

Looks like that guy might have eaten Bambi's mom.
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