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Forum: General Cycling Discussion
08-10-22, 04:14 PM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

Sure, scythes are faster - that’s why so many...

Sure, scythes are faster - that’s why so many farmers still use them.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
08-09-22, 10:58 AM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

What’s the threshold for “only a fool would spend...

What’s the threshold for “only a fool would spend more than $xx on a mower?”
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
08-08-22, 11:26 AM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

That's only because The Pros Closet is buying...

That's only because The Pros Closet is buying them all up.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
08-08-22, 10:08 AM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

Except, of course, when you're racing against...

Except, of course, when you're racing against other cyclists that don't know you're racing. That's waaaaaay cool.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
08-08-22, 09:36 AM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

We'd all be so much better off if we still rode a...

We'd all be so much better off if we still rode a Schwinn Varsity, drove a Ford Pinto, had a rotary-dial phone, and watched black and white television. Anything new is just a bad bargain.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
08-06-22, 09:10 PM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

There seems to be no limit to this guy's...

There seems to be no limit to this guy's obtusiveness.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
08-05-22, 04:51 PM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

Those dork discs are huge. And, why so many?

Those dork discs are huge. And, why so many?
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
08-04-22, 10:27 PM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

TL;DR It was a sucker bet -- no one wins...

TL;DR


It was a sucker bet -- no one wins when you post.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
08-04-22, 09:17 PM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

Not only is your logic bad, but your facts are...

Not only is your logic bad, but your facts are wrong -- the Road Cycling section has twice as many posts as the Vintage section.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
08-04-22, 01:59 PM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

I've got $10 that says this will be met with his...

I've got $10 that says this will be met with his longest post yet.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
08-04-22, 01:37 PM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

Yep, the smartest hammer in the bag.

Yep, the smartest hammer in the bag.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
08-03-22, 07:22 PM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

That's what makes it so unbelievably funny.

That's what makes it so unbelievably funny.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
08-02-22, 08:50 AM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

You could save yourself a lot of time by...

You could save yourself a lot of time by dispensing with all the long posts:
1) I doubt anyone reads them anymore.

2) They seem to just repeat the same nonsense that nobody agrees with.

3) You...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
08-01-22, 11:38 PM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

Ummmmm ... you didn't give up cycling. So, there...

Ummmmm ... you didn't give up cycling. So, there likely isn't even one person in the world.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
08-01-22, 11:15 PM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

Has anyone ever encountered a person that said "I...

Has anyone ever encountered a person that said "I tried cycling, but I gave it up because I couldn't ride fast enough on the road bike the shop sold to me. If I could have gotten into a more extreme...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
08-01-22, 05:09 PM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

... because the horse was riding a bike that was...

... because the horse was riding a bike that was too comfortable. The horse would be alive today if it had a proper bike setup.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
07-30-22, 07:11 PM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

Ummmmmmmm ... problems with that short term...

Ummmmmmmm ... problems with that short term memory?
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
07-30-22, 04:41 PM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

And for the umpteenth time ... none of those pro...

And for the umpteenth time ... none of those pro cyclists have their bikes set up in the idiotic way you're advocating.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
07-30-22, 03:54 PM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

Oh yeah, incredible. I’m going to ask her to do...

Oh yeah, incredible. I’m going to ask her to do my passport photo next year.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
07-30-22, 10:19 AM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

I had a bike fitting done by Annie Leibovitz...

I had a bike fitting done by Annie Leibovitz several years ago. She's really good, but kind of pricey.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
07-29-22, 11:10 PM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

Reason and rationality have no place in this...

Reason and rationality have no place in this thread.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
07-29-22, 10:54 AM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

So, you're advocating that the pros should ride...

So, you're advocating that the pros should ride road bikes in time trials because TT bikes are too dangerous, yet you're insisting that recreational cyclists should ride road bike that are set up to...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
07-27-22, 10:35 AM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

It's funny that those cars are parked outside...

It's funny that those cars are parked outside such a generic suburban house.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
07-27-22, 09:51 AM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

I have ridden with both Armstrong and Lemond --...

I have ridden with both Armstrong and Lemond -- neither had their bikes set up the way you think they should.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
07-26-22, 06:52 PM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

Nope. Your content is being criticized, because...

Nope. Your content is being criticized, because it's pure nonsense.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
07-25-22, 09:41 PM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

No reply? By your theory, he's probably dead.

No reply? By your theory, he's probably dead.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
07-24-22, 07:31 PM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

A true prophet would pray in the Superman...

A true prophet would pray in the Superman position.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
07-24-22, 07:27 PM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

No, 28s are still too comfortable -- they're a...

No, 28s are still too comfortable -- they're a veritable death sentence for anyone with a BMI > 23.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
07-24-22, 07:24 PM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

I thought Japan had very strict laws against...

I thought Japan had very strict laws against recreational drug use ...

Also, why am I suddenly craving a bowl of Fruit Loops?
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
07-24-22, 07:19 PM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

Switch to 21 mm tires inflated to 140 psi, and...

Switch to 21 mm tires inflated to 140 psi, and avoid smooth pavement. The lack of comfort will increase your life expectancy by several years.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
07-24-22, 03:50 PM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

Please stop. You've gone from a quirky guy with...

Please stop. You've gone from a quirky guy with an extreme setup to someone that exposures total nonsense. The idea that people will give up cycling because their bike does not have an aggressive...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
07-24-22, 09:37 AM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

It's like people avoiding the dentist because...

It's like people avoiding the dentist because they find it too relaxing.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
07-24-22, 09:15 AM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

I think we're all losing sight of the important...

I think we're all losing sight of the important issue -- road bikes sold today ARE KILLING PEOPLE because they are not set up like TikTok's bike. By his own estimate, 5% of new cyclists DIE because...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
07-24-22, 08:54 AM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

They spend most of their time racing on indoor...

They spend most of their time racing on indoor bikes (where aerodynamics has zero effect), but then sometimes go out and win a road race? Those very same road races where you claim aerodynamics...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
07-24-22, 01:18 AM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

You're getting a lot of unhingededness from only...

You're getting a lot of unhingededness from only one quarter.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
07-23-22, 07:22 PM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

You mean the guy that said this, in a recent...

You mean the guy that said this, in a recent interview:



So, the guy who pitches extremely aggressive aerodynamic bike setups is presently only working with guys who ride indoor bikes?
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
07-23-22, 07:02 PM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

And none of them approach the ridiculous setup of...

And none of them approach the ridiculous setup of TicTok's bike.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
07-23-22, 06:58 PM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

Yeah, why are we supposed to care what some local...

Yeah, why are we supposed to care what some local rider (i.e. Robbie) does with his setup?
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
07-22-22, 09:41 AM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

I wasn't referring to Cobb -- I was referring to...

I wasn't referring to Cobb -- I was referring to some random idiot on the internet.

Even with Cobb's input, Armstrong and Lemond did not have their bikes set up like yours. But, what do they know?
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
07-21-22, 06:32 PM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

Why haven't any world tour teams put this guy on...

Why haven't any world tour teams put this guy on their payroll as a technical consultant?
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
07-21-22, 11:53 AM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

This thread reminds me to always wear a helmet --...

This thread reminds me to always wear a helmet -- brain injuries are no joke.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
07-21-22, 11:52 AM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

Some people seek out abusive relationships.

Some people seek out abusive relationships.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
07-21-22, 10:22 AM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

People don't avoid bikes setup like yours because...

People don't avoid bikes setup like yours because they look ridiculous, they avoid them because they are functionally ridiculous.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
07-20-22, 06:40 PM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

A blast from the past, for your amusement: ...

A blast from the past, for your amusement:

https://www.bikeforums.net/road-cycling/949053-goofy-glasses-look-like-but-get-down-long-low-no-neck-pain.html

The bike position is so bad that the...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
07-15-22, 07:29 PM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

Ummmmmmm ... you're not riding a TT bike, you're...

Ummmmmmm ... you're not riding a TT bike, you're riding a road bike.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
07-07-22, 03:48 PM
Replies: 1,390
Views: 68,698
Posted By tomato coupe

No need for a photo -- it suffices to say it...

No need for a photo -- it suffices to say it doesn't have a -45° stem with a ridiculous saddle-to-bar drop.
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