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Forum: Foo
07-30-21, 05:27 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 127
Posted By skijor

Was expecting Yuengling.

Was expecting Yuengling.
Forum: Foo
07-30-21, 08:58 AM
Replies: 2,722
Views: 174,657
Posted By skijor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoh2QHvSLEQ ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoh2QHvSLEQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkHjqrvNPWQ
Forum: Foo
07-30-21, 08:23 AM
Replies: 16,980
Views: 942,248
Posted By skijor

Backup liar for ahsposo. Always a bridesmaid,...

Backup liar for ahsposo. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
Forum: Foo
07-29-21, 05:29 PM
Replies: 16,980
Views: 942,248
Posted By skijor

Is such a grammar notsee. He insisted on buying...

Is such a grammar notsee. He insisted on buying punctuation on WoF.
Forum: Foo
07-29-21, 12:26 PM
Replies: 16,980
Views: 942,248
Posted By skijor

Keeps losing the 317 cap after refilling his...

Keeps losing the 317 cap after refilling his malarkey fluid.
Forum: Foo
07-28-21, 12:21 PM
Replies: 16,980
Views: 942,248
Posted By skijor

His HOA forbids any lies that exceed two...

His HOA forbids any lies that exceed two sentences.
Forum: Foo
07-27-21, 11:45 PM
Replies: 16,980
Views: 942,248
Posted By skijor

This thread is the most fun he's had with his...

This thread is the most fun he's had with his pants on.
Forum: Foo
07-27-21, 08:55 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 803
Posted By skijor

It's alright, riding around in the breeze :thumb:...

It's alright, riding around in the breeze :thumb:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMVjToYOjbM
Forum: Foo
07-26-21, 11:32 PM
Replies: 16,980
Views: 942,248
Posted By skijor

Can mime his way out of any traffic ticket.

Can mime his way out of any traffic ticket.
Forum: Foo
07-26-21, 11:54 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 803
Posted By skijor

My best friends are fuzzy and have four legs. My...

My best friends are fuzzy and have four legs. My second best friends perform photosynthesis. Sometimes the best friends eat the second best friends.
Forum: Foo
07-26-21, 11:41 AM
Replies: 16,980
Views: 942,248
Posted By skijor

After a few months, his sneakers go to elven.

After a few months, his sneakers go to elven.
Forum: Foo
07-24-21, 10:55 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 1,312
Posted By skijor

Bob James - Angela ...

Bob James - Angela
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DL8SGEyhZE&t=211s
Forum: Foo
07-24-21, 11:56 AM
Replies: 16,980
Views: 942,248
Posted By skijor

His grass skirt and ukulele are right at home in...

His grass skirt and ukulele are right at home in Walmart.
Forum: Foo
07-24-21, 08:45 AM
Replies: 16,980
Views: 942,248
Posted By skijor

He's a space cowboy. (Bet you weren't ready for...

He's a space cowboy.
(Bet you weren't ready for that)
Forum: Foo
07-23-21, 04:47 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 1,312
Posted By skijor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl-XsneiGHo ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl-XsneiGHo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z778slDEsds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq3hEMUeBGQ
Forum: Foo
07-23-21, 11:14 AM
Replies: 16,980
Views: 942,248
Posted By skijor

Has resorted to gimmicky nitro-lying....like a...

Has resorted to gimmicky nitro-lying....like a certain Irish stout which falls flat after a couple minutes.
Forum: Foo
07-22-21, 05:48 PM
Replies: 16,980
Views: 942,248
Posted By skijor

His audition for Lie'nado went well.

His audition for Lie'nado went well.
Forum: Foo
07-22-21, 11:51 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 1,312
Posted By skijor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSxcZ9A2BpE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSxcZ9A2BpE
Forum: Foo
07-22-21, 11:40 AM
Replies: 2,526
Views: 110,408
Posted By skijor

Chump change. Or should I say Gump change?...

Chump change. Or should I say Gump change? $150-250k
1992 Airstream Model 34 Limited Excella Travel Trailer
Offered by Tom Hanks
...
Forum: Foo
07-21-21, 12:20 PM
Replies: 16,980
Views: 942,248
Posted By skijor

Always talks to Siri with a mouthful of crackers....

Always talks to Siri with a mouthful of crackers. It's a security measure. Cuz Pepperidge Farms remembers [passwords].
Forum: Foo
07-21-21, 12:16 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 644
Posted By skijor

Good to know. Thankyou

Good to know. Thankyou
Forum: Foo
07-20-21, 11:01 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 644
Posted By skijor

This spurred a search. I did not realize that...

This spurred a search. I did not realize that Uber drivers will haul items. Sure I could go with the usual methods which would be stupid expensive. But I've been pondering a cattle panel or two for...
Forum: Foo
07-19-21, 05:31 PM
Replies: 16,980
Views: 942,248
Posted By skijor

Ditched his land lyin' It's srictly nautical...

Ditched his land lyin'
It's srictly nautical balderdash for him now.
Forum: Foo
07-19-21, 08:09 AM
Replies: 16,980
Views: 942,248
Posted By skijor

Is actually Robin Masters. Although he sounds...

Is actually Robin Masters. Although he sounds like Orson Welles.
Forum: Foo
07-16-21, 12:09 PM
Replies: 9,625
Views: 1,238,564
Posted By skijor

https://media1.tenor.com/images/9b8252b2dafcb1ece8...

https://media1.tenor.com/images/9b8252b2dafcb1ece86e029cda09444a/tenor.gif
Forum: Foo
07-16-21, 11:57 AM
Replies: 16,980
Views: 942,248
Posted By skijor

He and his tapeworm will renew their vows this...

He and his tapeworm will renew their vows this weekend at a private ceremony.
Forum: Foo
07-16-21, 11:54 AM
Replies: 146
Views: 2,273
Posted By skijor

You have no idea how deep that rabbit hole is....

You have no idea how deep that rabbit hole is. :lol:
Forum: Foo
07-15-21, 05:34 PM
Replies: 146
Views: 2,273
Posted By skijor

Coffee roasting. Ten years in here. There's no...

Coffee roasting. Ten years in here. There's no point in going back.
Forum: Foo
07-15-21, 12:24 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,408
Posted By skijor

^ +1 I added several more natives this season....

^ +1
I added several more natives this season. The jury is still out on their degree of success. They had a rough start. June was downright arid. These last few weeks have been monsoon season. Last...
Forum: Foo
07-15-21, 09:34 AM
Replies: 16,980
Views: 942,248
Posted By skijor

ingens mendacium (In his dreams)

ingens mendacium

(In his dreams)
Forum: Foo
07-13-21, 11:42 PM
Replies: 16,980
Views: 942,248
Posted By skijor

Has had to poo since page 670. Refuses to lie on...

Has had to poo since page 670. Refuses to lie on the throne.
Forum: Foo
07-13-21, 06:47 AM
Replies: 16,980
Views: 942,248
Posted By skijor

Always tips 20% when buying vowels on WoF.

Always tips 20% when buying vowels on WoF.
Forum: Foo
07-12-21, 08:29 AM
Replies: 2,526
Views: 110,408
Posted By skijor

A pandemic began shortly after the last time I...

A pandemic began shortly after the last time I stocked up on TP.

I stocked up again yesterday...so standby.
Forum: Foo
07-09-21, 11:51 PM
Replies: 11,789
Views: 2,463,242
Posted By skijor

^It's deja vu all over again :)

^It's deja vu all over again :)
Forum: Foo
07-09-21, 11:48 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 303
Posted By skijor

FWIW, I have Defenders on my Outback and wouldn't...

FWIW, I have Defenders on my Outback and wouldn't buy again. The ride quality is considerably rougher than the stock Contis. Prolly why they're rated for higher miles.
Forum: Foo
07-09-21, 10:06 AM
Replies: 9,625
Views: 1,238,564
Posted By skijor

I suspected as much. But no doubt there'd be...

I suspected as much. But no doubt there'd be plenty of thrill-seekers that would board.
Forum: Foo
07-09-21, 09:13 AM
Replies: 9,625
Views: 1,238,564
Posted By skijor

Holy carp. Bring a change of skivvies. Or is that...

Holy carp. Bring a change of skivvies. Or is that not a real thing?
Forum: Foo
07-09-21, 09:06 AM
Replies: 16,980
Views: 942,248
Posted By skijor

His gimp suit ball gag looks suspiciously like a...

His gimp suit ball gag looks suspiciously like a Kong.
Forum: Foo
07-07-21, 05:39 PM
Replies: 16,980
Views: 942,248
Posted By skijor

Flaunts his metric corkscrew.

Flaunts his metric corkscrew.
Forum: Foo
07-07-21, 11:25 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 265
Posted By skijor

Gimp suit

Gimp suit
Forum: Foo
07-07-21, 09:12 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 1,438
Posted By skijor

I hope my area doesn't get to that point (4...

I hope my area doesn't get to that point (4 packs). Although I am seeing more of that, and more of those damned hard plastic can holders. I don't care how great the beer is, if they're being held...
Forum: Foo
07-06-21, 11:59 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 1,438
Posted By skijor

Now that would be a sign of the existence of a...

Now that would be a sign of the existence of a higher power.
https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulletin/220x164/giphy_26dead413f97711788d9f1dd4426072a7496c3f3.gif
Forum: Foo
07-05-21, 05:35 PM
Replies: 16,980
Views: 942,248
Posted By skijor

Even his swear jar is CF.

Even his swear jar is CF.
Forum: Foo
07-04-21, 07:34 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 1,438
Posted By skijor

How bout 330mL?

How bout 330mL?
Forum: Foo
07-03-21, 07:07 PM
Replies: 16,980
Views: 942,248
Posted By skijor

He escalates quickly.

He escalates quickly.
Forum: Foo
07-02-21, 11:44 AM
Replies: 11,789
Views: 2,463,242
Posted By skijor

Not bowling balls. Horta eggs

Not bowling balls.
Horta eggs
Forum: Foo
07-02-21, 11:41 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,787
Posted By skijor

Neither. I am a CNC wingnut.

Neither.
I am a CNC wingnut.
Forum: Foo
07-01-21, 06:17 PM
Replies: 591
Views: 53,569
Posted By skijor

Chips with steak?! Barbarian! :bang:

Chips with steak?! Barbarian! :bang:
Forum: Foo
07-01-21, 11:55 AM
Replies: 16,980
Views: 942,248
Posted By skijor

Waved his foot under the bumper of his '85 Tempo....

Waved his foot under the bumper of his '85 Tempo. Its trunk still won't open. Guess he'll be using one of the house bowling balls again tonight.
Forum: Foo
06-30-21, 12:26 PM
Replies: 16,980
Views: 942,248
Posted By skijor

Used too much cedar oil on his chest. Took the...

Used too much cedar oil on his chest. Took the curl right out of his chest hair.
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