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Forum: Foo
09-19-21, 11:21 AM
Replies: 17,370
Views: 968,329
Posted By skijor

His lies are on the level...just like NFL games.

His lies are on the level...just like NFL games.
Forum: Foo
09-18-21, 02:02 PM
Replies: 17,370
Views: 968,329
Posted By skijor

Took his drivers ed test in a fedex truck, and...

Took his drivers ed test in a fedex truck, and chucked a few boxes out the window (at speed!) for good measure.
Forum: Foo
09-14-21, 01:04 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 334
Posted By skijor

Norm MacDonald RIP

:(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmOTs36HFPw
Forum: Foo
09-14-21, 12:47 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 453
Posted By skijor

Henceforth to be known as SXSW. You go, girl.

Henceforth to be known as SXSW. You go, girl.
Forum: Foo
09-13-21, 08:39 AM
Replies: 17,370
Views: 968,329
Posted By skijor

Used to run with scissors. She still does. But he...

Used to run with scissors. She still does. But he used to too.
(tip of the cap towards the late Mitch Hedberg's line on doing durgs)
Forum: Foo
09-12-21, 10:07 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 210
Posted By skijor

Looks like a circular saw blade :lol:

Looks like a circular saw blade :lol:
Forum: Foo
09-12-21, 10:04 AM
Replies: 1,979
Views: 83,729
Posted By skijor

100% home-roasted Indian robusta :twitchy:

100% home-roasted Indian robusta :twitchy:
Forum: Foo
09-12-21, 09:53 AM
Replies: 1,979
Views: 83,729
Posted By skijor

As in Chickenman, or J.S.? ...

As in Chickenman, or J.S.?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgMOOPxkYVk
Forum: Foo
09-11-21, 02:43 PM
Replies: 17,370
Views: 968,329
Posted By skijor

aka Bruce Lie, his kung fu is stronger than yours.

aka Bruce Lie, his kung fu is stronger than yours.
Forum: Foo
09-11-21, 09:12 AM
Replies: 17,370
Views: 968,329
Posted By skijor

Insists he makes the best cappuccinos. But he...

Insists he makes the best cappuccinos. But he doesn't know the half 'n half of it.
Forum: Foo
09-09-21, 11:43 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 335
Posted By skijor

Only if it comes with a working 50 cal.

Only if it comes with a working 50 cal.
Forum: Foo
09-09-21, 12:08 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,018
Posted By skijor

Reminds me of another PA (now defunct) beer. I...

Reminds me of another PA (now defunct) beer. I collected beer cans as a wee lad and had a few of these, despite being in WI.
Schmidt's beer had a collection of cans that depicted a variety of...
Forum: Foo
09-09-21, 09:36 AM
Replies: 17,370
Views: 968,329
Posted By skijor

The parking meter in front of his house only...

The parking meter in front of his house only plays Buck Owens tunes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oisw4cSA30
Forum: Foo
09-07-21, 05:42 PM
Replies: 17,370
Views: 968,329
Posted By skijor

When EF Hutton talks, he talks louder.

When EF Hutton talks, he talks louder.
Forum: Foo
09-07-21, 11:10 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 458
Posted By skijor

I knew it! beep boop

I knew it! beep boop
Forum: Foo
09-07-21, 09:59 AM
Replies: 17,370
Views: 968,329
Posted By skijor

Mistook the "Ignore" button for...

Mistook the "Ignore" button for "Adore".
Forum: Foo
09-06-21, 01:46 PM
Replies: 17,370
Views: 968,329
Posted By skijor

Lyin', cheatin', hurtin', that's all he seems to...

Lyin', cheatin', hurtin', that's all he seems to do. His thyme is gonna cumin'
Forum: Foo
09-05-21, 04:00 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,018
Posted By skijor

Nice of you to get your puppy out for a walk.

Nice of you to get your puppy out for a walk.
Forum: Foo
09-03-21, 05:26 PM
Replies: 17,370
Views: 968,329
Posted By skijor

Thought this thread was about lice. You know, the...

Thought this thread was about lice. You know, the plural of lie.
Forum: Foo
09-03-21, 10:32 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 839
Posted By skijor

String whipping looks pretty cool. Or if you...

String whipping looks pretty cool. Or if you wanna get kooky ambitious...coxcombing (http://www.frayedknotarts.com/tutorials/coxcombing/coxcombing.html).

Or just some leather wrap from Velo Orange?
Forum: Foo
09-02-21, 05:16 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 366
Posted By skijor

My first thought, 'cept for those extra doors. ...

My first thought, 'cept for those extra doors.
And no seats in the bed.
...wishful thinking
Forum: Foo
09-01-21, 11:57 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 398
Posted By skijor

Could be worse ;) ...

Could be worse ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C6GZQ7UNaU
Forum: Foo
09-01-21, 11:56 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,104
Posted By skijor

I did something similar for my last move, nearly...

I did something similar for my last move, nearly nine years ago. I hired movers to transport the big stuff. Far cheaper than a chiropractor. #wortheverypenny
Forum: Foo
08-31-21, 08:45 AM
Replies: 17,370
Views: 968,329
Posted By skijor

Is more interested in competitive pooping than...

Is more interested in competitive pooping than competitive eating.
#onethingleadstoanother,yeah,yeah,yeah
Forum: Foo
08-30-21, 05:31 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 534
Posted By skijor

Dual Sport 2013 Kawa Versys 650 Small enough...

Dual Sport
2013 Kawa Versys 650
Small enough to throw around.
Big enough for the freeway without getting buffeted around too much.
My fourth scoot, and the most fun.
Forum: Foo
08-29-21, 11:00 AM
Replies: 17,370
Views: 968,329
Posted By skijor

As an alchemist, he'll whip up a tincture to cure...

As an alchemist, he'll whip up a tincture to cure your oozing whatnot. It also goes well with gin and a lime twist.
Forum: Foo
08-28-21, 12:03 PM
Replies: 114
Views: 2,536
Posted By skijor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcLSlsA0zDY ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcLSlsA0zDY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwkrrU2WYKg
Forum: Foo
08-27-21, 06:26 PM
Replies: 17,370
Views: 968,329
Posted By skijor

His lies are an homage to mine. They're...

His lies are an homage to mine.
They're plagiariffic!
Forum: Foo
08-26-21, 12:19 PM
Replies: 9,954
Views: 2,083,898
Posted By skijor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oSlZMe2WIo ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oSlZMe2WIo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzGXWr1aMPU
Forum: Foo
08-25-21, 09:08 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 465
Posted By skijor

As a matter of habit (not every single vehicle),...

As a matter of habit (not every single vehicle), I give a wave to vehicle drivers.
Yes, even the jacked-up redneck trucks with rolling coal style smokestacks. My rationale is that the mood of even...
Forum: Foo
08-22-21, 07:32 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 595
Posted By skijor

From the Soob Outback forum: "In the past,...

From the Soob Outback forum:
"In the past, there used to be a 'proportioning valve' which always fed less hydraulic pressure to the rear brakes. This was a reliable design that simply forced the...
Forum: Foo
08-22-21, 07:24 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 595
Posted By skijor

Same bs happened with my '14 Outback...sans the...

Same bs happened with my '14 Outback...sans the bike rack factor. I thought WTF?! Went to the Soob forum. Apparently it's commonplace. Another reason this'll likely be my first and last Soob. I've...
Forum: Foo
08-22-21, 06:21 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 465
Posted By skijor

Let someone with a couple grocery items jump...

Let someone with a couple grocery items jump ahead of me. I had a full cart.
Forum: Foo
08-22-21, 01:40 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,084
Posted By skijor

Uhhhwaa are you doin' ere?! Did they take the...

Uhhhwaa are you doin' ere?!
Did they take the 10 east to just past El Paso, then the 20 to DFW?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-BmxK-0Jts
Forum: Foo
08-21-21, 10:33 AM
Replies: 17,370
Views: 968,329
Posted By skijor

That lie made me hungry. #notalie

That lie made me hungry.

#notalie
Forum: Foo
08-21-21, 07:43 AM
Replies: 1,979
Views: 83,729
Posted By skijor

Home-roasted Guatemalan pour-over

Home-roasted Guatemalan pour-over
Forum: Foo
08-20-21, 10:14 AM
Replies: 9,954
Views: 2,083,898
Posted By skijor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLGJXbl6g8o ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLGJXbl6g8o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LzkpA9QRMI
Forum: Foo
08-20-21, 09:11 AM
Replies: 17,370
Views: 968,329
Posted By skijor

Disappearing Purple is his ninja Marvel name. ...

Disappearing Purple is his ninja Marvel name.
https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulletin/261x250/freshtedioushydra_size_restricted_40a8ea5cd7afffefd7908026c48bf7a85ea9256b.gif
Forum: Foo
08-20-21, 09:08 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,920
Posted By skijor

Was that guy HH's son? Cuz the Hulk calls...

Was that guy HH's son? Cuz the Hulk calls everyone brother, regardless of gender.
https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulletin/378x274/machoman_e3c7d0091b016692f9a61c24e0eeeebb20987934.gif
Forum: Foo
08-17-21, 05:28 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 13,296
Posted By skijor

Same here. And my drafting tools made in...West...

Same here. And my drafting tools made in...West Germany.
08-16-21, 10:56 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,418
Posted By skijor

If you have a fatty, then I can understand...

If you have a fatty, then I can understand wanting a pump that can put out more volume. I do not currently own a fatty or even a MTB. But this new Bontrager has that capability. I hope it performs...
08-15-21, 08:33 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,418
Posted By skijor

I had enough of my 20+ yo Topeak Joe Blow. I...

I had enough of my 20+ yo Topeak Joe Blow. I replaced the original head and its hose 10-ish years ago.
I replaced it a couple weeks ago with a Bontrager dual mode (high pressure or high volume). It...
Forum: Foo
08-14-21, 06:40 PM
Replies: 17,370
Views: 968,329
Posted By skijor

Lifelong pinsetter. https://youtu.be/b9ygIvMtcdw

Lifelong pinsetter.
https://youtu.be/b9ygIvMtcdw
Forum: Foo
08-14-21, 12:28 PM
Replies: 450
Views: 15,809
Posted By skijor

Johnny Cabs for everyone. (with the voice of...

Johnny Cabs for everyone. (with the voice of Robert Picardo, Star Trek Voyager's doctor)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz3YSGzLciY
Forum: Foo
08-14-21, 11:09 AM
Replies: 17,370
Views: 968,329
Posted By skijor

Obviously he's not a golfer.

Obviously he's not a golfer.
Forum: Foo
08-14-21, 11:05 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,254
Posted By skijor

Cuz they have their oars firmly in those waters...

Cuz they have their oars firmly in those waters too.
Forum: Foo
08-13-21, 04:01 PM
Replies: 1,319
Views: 31,174
Posted By skijor

Hot, for his apparent flossing skill. ...

Hot, for his apparent flossing skill.

Resurrecting zombie threads
Forum: Foo
08-12-21, 08:00 PM
Replies: 17,370
Views: 968,329
Posted By skijor

Thinks royal jelly is only for the monarchy.

Thinks royal jelly is only for the monarchy.
Forum: Foo
08-11-21, 09:19 AM
Replies: 17,370
Views: 968,329
Posted By skijor

Not only pulls it. Also bops it and twists it.

Not only pulls it. Also bops it and twists it.
Forum: Foo
08-11-21, 09:11 AM
Replies: 9,346
Views: 690,397
Posted By skijor

...No time is a good time for goodbyes.

...No time is a good time for goodbyes.
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