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Forum: Foo
05-17-22, 04:15 AM
Replies: 18,622
Views: 1,049,484
Posted By ahsposo

Of course he would wear a liesure suit...

Of course he would wear a liesure suit...
Forum: Foo
05-17-22, 04:14 AM
Replies: 18,622
Views: 1,049,484
Posted By ahsposo

Has invested heavily in polyester futures on the...

Has invested heavily in polyester futures on the Chicago Exchange because his market analysis indicates the leisure suite is coming back, baby...
Forum: Foo
05-16-22, 06:06 PM
Replies: 9,693
Views: 1,514,936
Posted By ahsposo

Who knows? The Shadow knows!

Who knows? The Shadow knows!
Forum: Foo
05-16-22, 06:03 PM
Replies: 18,622
Views: 1,049,484
Posted By ahsposo

Have you wondered where skijor could be? He...

Have you wondered where skijor could be? He could be buried in veganbikes crawlspace - at least the parts that didn't get eaten.
Forum: Foo
05-16-22, 09:19 AM
Replies: 18,622
Views: 1,049,484
Posted By ahsposo

Keeps a can of lie under his kitchen sink in case...

Keeps a can of lie under his kitchen sink in case any of those ugly facts clogs up his pipeline of crude or refined fabrications.
Forum: Foo
05-15-22, 05:55 AM
Replies: 12,256
Views: 2,642,765
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
05-15-22, 03:49 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 301
Posted By ahsposo

Two words: Auto Tune :twitchy:

Two words:

Auto Tune

:twitchy:
Forum: Foo
05-15-22, 03:47 AM
Replies: 18,622
Views: 1,049,484
Posted By ahsposo

Because he self identifies as an old poopy head,...

Because he self identifies as an old poopy head, his mission in life is to remove the awful social stigma that the label "poopy head" carries. So far his efforts have only increased the social...
Forum: Foo
05-14-22, 09:32 PM
Replies: 8,223
Views: 1,716,907
Posted By ahsposo

Oooooooooooooooooooooh! I want!

Oooooooooooooooooooooh! I want!
Forum: Foo
05-14-22, 08:39 AM
Replies: 18,622
Views: 1,049,484
Posted By ahsposo

Leaked the news that he had to pee.

Leaked the news that he had to pee.
Forum: Foo
05-13-22, 05:04 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 148
Posted By ahsposo

Of course I've never understood signing up for...

Of course I've never understood signing up for Bike Forums only to post in Foo. I'd probably been a member for six months before I posted here. Now, after 12 years I never post in the "real" forums...
Forum: Foo
05-12-22, 03:54 PM
Replies: 18,622
Views: 1,049,484
Posted By ahsposo

Is so jealous of my tippage...

Is so jealous of my tippage...
Forum: Foo
05-12-22, 03:51 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 301
Posted By ahsposo

It's been so long since I had a situation where I...

It's been so long since I had a situation where I could playback music at a sound level that would make use of a decent sound system. Too many neighbors...
Forum: Foo
05-12-22, 11:02 AM
Replies: 18,622
Views: 1,049,484
Posted By ahsposo

Tells me that he's gonna get a Brazilian Butt...

Tells me that he's gonna get a Brazilian Butt Lift if he can afford it but if it's too expensive he'll settle for a Bulgarian Butt Buttress which is only $10.99 down the street at Bubba's Buff Butt...
Forum: Foo
05-11-22, 04:23 AM
Replies: 18,622
Views: 1,049,484
Posted By ahsposo

Has an atomic powered car. When it needs...

Has an atomic powered car. When it needs maintenance he takes it to a quantum mechanic.
Forum: Foo
05-10-22, 01:49 PM
Replies: 18,622
Views: 1,049,484
Posted By ahsposo

After a lifetime of backbreaking drudgery,...

After a lifetime of backbreaking drudgery, toiling away for Big Lie, Inc. in the Slurs and Aspersions Dept., they gave him a fake Rolex and his very own Security Escort out the door today...
Forum: Foo
05-10-22, 07:07 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 513
Posted By ahsposo

Much better. I've got short, stumpy legs, too....

Much better. I've got short, stumpy legs, too. I'd need a little longer stem to be comfortable, but I could ride that bike. Pretty nice paint condition too.
Forum: Foo
05-10-22, 06:35 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 513
Posted By ahsposo

DonkeyShow There is a Rule about bike pictures;...

DonkeyShow There is a Rule about bike pictures; you must show them chain side first. See the OP's picture, Yeah, I know he didn't think about the placement of his pedals, but he's still kinda new to...
Forum: Foo
05-10-22, 06:02 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 513
Posted By ahsposo

Que?

Que?
Forum: Foo
05-10-22, 05:28 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 513
Posted By ahsposo

And handlebar STREAMERS!!!! They make really...

And handlebar STREAMERS!!!! They make really groovy trails when you take a trip and never leave the ranch!
...
Forum: Foo
05-10-22, 05:23 AM
Replies: 18,622
Views: 1,049,484
Posted By ahsposo

Likes to give the young folks at work some of the...

Likes to give the young folks at work some of the wisdom he's gained over the years...
...
Forum: Foo
05-09-22, 04:08 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 513
Posted By ahsposo

I don't see the bong...

I don't see the bong...
Forum: Foo
05-09-22, 04:46 AM
Replies: 18,622
Views: 1,049,484
Posted By ahsposo

He loves county fairs! And he loves the...

He loves county fairs! And he loves the deep-fried pork brains on a stick the best!
Forum: Foo
05-08-22, 04:41 PM
Replies: 18,622
Views: 1,049,484
Posted By ahsposo

Little known veganbikes fact: He put himself...

Little known veganbikes fact: He put himself through school ('94 FU M.S. Applied Prevarication) starring in commercial porn and specialized in the physically demanding role of sweaty mailman.
Forum: Foo
05-07-22, 08:20 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 379
Posted By ahsposo

That jockey rode an truly outstanding race. Wow!...

That jockey rode an truly outstanding race. Wow! The horse was great, too. Amazing acceleration and the rider got every bit out of that horse.
Forum: Foo
05-07-22, 05:40 AM
Replies: 18,622
Views: 1,049,484
Posted By ahsposo

He knows ALL about fantasies and is taken his...

He knows ALL about fantasies and is taken his thinking to the next level: Pure Delusion.
Forum: Foo
05-06-22, 01:47 PM
Replies: 18,622
Views: 1,049,484
Posted By ahsposo

Wants someone, just once, to call him Maurice...

Wants someone, just once, to call him Maurice...
Forum: Foo
05-06-22, 05:56 AM
Replies: 18,622
Views: 1,049,484
Posted By ahsposo

Because he's one of those freaks, when he gets...

Because he's one of those freaks, when he gets upset and excited he normals out. Very, very rare.
Forum: Foo
05-05-22, 04:47 AM
Replies: 18,622
Views: 1,049,484
Posted By ahsposo

Is freaking out over the rising cost of palm oil.

Is freaking out over the rising cost of palm oil.
Forum: Foo
05-04-22, 08:19 PM
Replies: 12,256
Views: 2,642,765
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
05-04-22, 04:39 AM
Replies: 12,256
Views: 2,642,765
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, well Buzz thinks it's a pretty crappy deal.

Yeah, well Buzz thinks it's a pretty crappy deal.
Forum: Foo
05-01-22, 07:49 PM
Replies: 18,622
Views: 1,049,484
Posted By ahsposo

He's a vegan due to the horrible shame he felt...

He's a vegan due to the horrible shame he felt when his mom, who meant well, she really did, would hang a pork chop from a string around his neck so the dog would play with him.
Forum: Foo
05-01-22, 05:22 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 1,537
Posted By ahsposo

So do serial killers.

So do serial killers.
Forum: Foo
04-30-22, 03:31 PM
Replies: 18,622
Views: 1,049,484
Posted By ahsposo

Claims to have actually dated Kinsey Milhone when...

Claims to have actually dated Kinsey Milhone when she was still driving the VW.
Forum: Foo
04-30-22, 07:39 AM
Replies: 5,465
Views: 507,229
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
04-30-22, 07:28 AM
Replies: 5,465
Views: 507,229
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
04-30-22, 07:16 AM
Replies: 9,693
Views: 1,514,936
Posted By ahsposo

Need another Like button...

Need another Like button...
Forum: Foo
04-29-22, 05:57 AM
Replies: 18,622
Views: 1,049,484
Posted By ahsposo

Not a man to put up with any double-talk he has...

Not a man to put up with any double-talk he has started packing suits in his suitcase, parking on the parkway and driving on his driveway.

When I asked him how that is working out for him he...
Forum: Foo
04-29-22, 04:54 AM
Replies: 5,465
Views: 507,229
Posted By ahsposo

Now, THAT, my friends, is totally old school...

Now, THAT, my friends, is totally old school...
Forum: Foo
04-28-22, 07:16 PM
Replies: 18,622
Views: 1,049,484
Posted By ahsposo

His love of the Rolling Stones led him to major...

His love of the Rolling Stones led him to major in Geology.
Forum: Foo
04-28-22, 04:14 AM
Replies: 18,622
Views: 1,049,484
Posted By ahsposo

Prefers black in back.

Prefers black in back.
Forum: Foo
04-27-22, 07:52 PM
Replies: 18,622
Views: 1,049,484
Posted By ahsposo

He had tattoos up and down his arm There's...

He had tattoos up and down his arm
There's nothing more dangerous than a boy with charm
He's a one stop shop, makes the panties drop
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man
A sweet talkin'...
Forum: Foo
04-27-22, 07:45 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,114
Posted By ahsposo

I've owned 3 Honda Accords, a 1984 and two 2004s....

I've owned 3 Honda Accords, a 1984 and two 2004s. Nice, dependable cars.
04-27-22, 07:58 AM
Forum: Foo
04-27-22, 07:55 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,114
Posted By ahsposo

I've owned a VW since 2017, a Golf Sportwagen. I...

I've owned a VW since 2017, a Golf Sportwagen. I would buy another one in a heartbeat if they were still available but they are no longer imported to the States. More a recommendation for the brand,...
Forum: Foo
04-27-22, 04:16 AM
Replies: 18,622
Views: 1,049,484
Posted By ahsposo

Tells me that the sound of one hand clapping...

Tells me that the sound of one hand clapping sounds sorta like a silent fart...
Forum: Foo
04-26-22, 07:35 PM
Replies: 18,622
Views: 1,049,484
Posted By ahsposo

His arrested development led to an arrest this...

His arrested development led to an arrest this morning for a development last night...
04-26-22, 02:19 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 3,775
Posted By ahsposo

Most things in life are. I look at rolling coal...

Most things in life are. I look at rolling coal as a gateway offense to even worse buttonholery such as edging or brushing or just a good old fashioned sideswipe.

I bet you get sideswiped a couple...
Forum: Foo
04-26-22, 12:15 PM
Replies: 9,693
Views: 1,514,936
Posted By ahsposo

Wow!

Wow!
Forum: Foo
04-26-22, 05:30 AM
Replies: 656
Views: 69,040
Posted By ahsposo

Florida man asks schools to ban the Bible...

Florida man asks schools to ban the Bible (https://www.npr.org/2022/04/26/1094740651/florida-man-asks-schools-to-ban-the-bible-following-the-states-efforts-to-remove) following the state's efforts to...
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