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10-01-22, 09:51 PM
Replies: 158
Views: 4,399
Posted By rsbob

You are so lucky you weren’t taken down and...

You are so lucky you weren’t taken down and severely mauled by Scruffy. That monster looks vicious and obviously wanted to eliminate you from the gene pool.
10-01-22, 09:46 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 744
Posted By rsbob

A better question is, if you disagree with the...

A better question is, if you disagree with the post so strongly, why are you bothering to read it? And even better, why are you expending the effort to even comment?
10-01-22, 09:39 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 744
Posted By rsbob

Five point deduction for being messy. Sorry...

Five point deduction for being messy. Sorry :rolleyes:
10-01-22, 09:36 PM
Replies: 352
Views: 8,625
Posted By rsbob

Should have replied, Have you ever thought of...

Should have replied, Have you ever thought of putting cards in your spokes? It’s a lot more fun and sounds like you have a real motor.
10-01-22, 09:30 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 407
Posted By rsbob

Yeah, where are the sworn affidavits, bills of...

Yeah, where are the sworn affidavits, bills of lading, testimony by those who purportedly lost their bikes, police impound records, DNA tests, etc? We need conclusive proof that this was not a...
10-01-22, 09:22 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 1,678
Posted By rsbob

But I barely achieved a GED. Or something ending...

But I barely achieved a GED. Or something ending with a D. All I can remember is that it was very time consuming and painful. Maybe REEMED!
Forum: Road Cycling
09-30-22, 08:29 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,016
Posted By rsbob

You think squirrels are scary: two weeks ago a...

You think squirrels are scary: two weeks ago a black bear ran across the road 50’ ahead of me. I then slowed to a crawl to make sure he had cleared the area. Hate to get one of those caught in my...
09-30-22, 08:01 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 1,810
Posted By rsbob

believe there is a similar stat under UP under...

believe there is a similar stat under UP under Statistics - more like average posts per day. Who ever wins gets a week off.
09-30-22, 07:51 PM
Replies: 596
Views: 13,554
Posted By rsbob

we had one of those, It was a good vac.

we had one of those, It was a good vac.
09-30-22, 07:35 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 5,883
Posted By rsbob

those bikes are designed to easily add pedals and...

those bikes are designed to easily add pedals and drivetrain. The beauty of no-pedals scoot along bike is that the little tikes learn to balance on two wheels. When the pedals and drivetrain are...
09-30-22, 07:24 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 374
Posted By rsbob

it goes to the dump. Not cost effective to sift...

it goes to the dump. Not cost effective to sift and filter.

Or they could make snow globes out of the glass. :injured:
Forum: Road Cycling
09-30-22, 05:13 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 558
Posted By rsbob

If you need to blow your nose either: 1. Go...

If you need to blow your nose either:

1. Go to the back of the pack and blow away, or

2. Stop, get a handkerchief and blow your nose like a true gentleman and then pedal like a mad man to...
Forum: Road Cycling
09-30-22, 05:09 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 558
Posted By rsbob

Wear deodorant. Had one guy in our club with...

Wear deodorant. Had one guy in our club with terrible BO. We think he did it on purpose so we would always get in front of him in pacelines leaving him to always suck wheel/draft.
09-30-22, 04:51 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 758
Posted By rsbob

Two recent rides after 5 weeks off post COVID...

Two recent rides after 5 weeks off post COVID with low wind. .68 in two months.

...
09-30-22, 04:21 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 407
Posted By rsbob

Yikes! Why would anyone park illegally if they...

Yikes! Why would anyone park illegally if they knew their bike would be picked up by the city? Numbskulls?
09-30-22, 03:13 PM
Replies: 596
Views: 13,554
Posted By rsbob

Do they have a combo vac and coffee maker? They...

Do they have a combo vac and coffee maker? They make great stuff.
09-30-22, 03:04 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 1,678
Posted By rsbob

Dope slap to forehead.

Dope slap to forehead.
09-30-22, 02:43 PM
Replies: 163
Views: 2,478
Posted By rsbob

Don’t tell that to my older wife.

Don’t tell that to my older wife.
09-30-22, 02:41 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 1,678
Posted By rsbob

[QUOTE=urbanknight;22664488]So it is worthy if...

[QUOTE=urbanknight;22664488]So it is worthy if you have anger management problems? :foo: j/k{QUOTE]

You evidently missed the post above I was referring to or you MAY issues with making wild...
09-30-22, 02:38 PM
Replies: 596
Views: 13,554
Posted By rsbob

Before Harlee-dog we had two back labs at the...

Before Harlee-dog we had two back labs at the same time. Our Roomba would choke on the dog fur. It just couldn’t keep up. We had hair-bunnies doing a conga-line down the hallways. Now we just...
09-29-22, 09:58 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 1,678
Posted By rsbob

Reminds me of a time when I had a spontaneous...

Reminds me of a time when I had a spontaneous nose bleed just before a mile long 8% climb. My heart was pumping so hard there was no way i could stop the bleed. By the time I got to the top there...
09-29-22, 09:21 PM
Replies: 596
Views: 13,554
Posted By rsbob

A picture of Mr Congeniality during a happy...

A picture of Mr Congeniality during a happy moment?

...
09-29-22, 09:07 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 1,678
Posted By rsbob

Old enough to be your father. Since I was not...

Old enough to be your father. Since I was not married to your mother at the time that makes you a…………………………………..very fortunate son. :D

Sorry, don’t go for the insult bait. Try again, but put...
09-29-22, 07:13 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 374
Posted By rsbob

I applaud the City of Reno wanting Made in the...

I applaud the City of Reno wanting Made in the USA. If they drive a Ford or GM product, chances are very good that many parts for their vehicles are made not only in the US but Canada and Mexico. ...
09-29-22, 06:55 PM
Replies: 596
Views: 13,554
Posted By rsbob

Perfect summary. He is a wonderful dog. Smart,...

Perfect summary. He is a wonderful dog. Smart, loving, obedient (unless there is a squirrel) fun, hypoallergenic and doesn’t shed.
09-29-22, 06:28 PM
Replies: 596
Views: 13,554
Posted By rsbob

That is a 60 lb lap dog otherwise known as a...

That is a 60 lb lap dog otherwise known as a Labradoodle

...
09-29-22, 06:25 PM
Replies: 596
Views: 13,554
Posted By rsbob

That is a 60 lb lap dog otherwise known as a...

That is a 60 lb lap dog otherwise known as a Labradoodle
09-29-22, 06:23 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 1,678
Posted By rsbob

It depends on what your definition of what “is”...

It depends on what your definition of what “is” is. :D
09-29-22, 06:22 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 1,678
Posted By rsbob

Ewwwwwwww………

Ewwwwwwww………
09-29-22, 06:18 PM
Replies: 163
Views: 2,478
Posted By rsbob

Never run from a bear either. Stand your ground...

Never run from a bear either. Stand your ground and fight back and if that doesn’t work, play dead.
09-29-22, 02:38 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 1,810
Posted By rsbob

Better tuck it in, your age is showing. :) ...

Better tuck it in, your age is showing. :) Werewolves of London….maybe
09-29-22, 02:34 PM
Replies: 352
Views: 8,625
Posted By rsbob

If people don’t move, I hit them with a cattle...

If people don’t move, I hit them with a cattle prod or stun gun. Depends on what I feel like carrying. (Kidding). I would hit Larry with a stun gun because I care.
09-29-22, 02:23 PM
Replies: 163
Views: 2,478
Posted By rsbob

I HAVE JOINED THE MILTON FAN CLUB - MAKES A LOT...

I HAVE JOINED THE MILTON FAN CLUB - MAKES A LOT OF SENSE AND FUNNY TOO. Way to go Milton!
09-29-22, 02:07 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 1,678
Posted By rsbob

I have been snotted on. It’s unpleasant, it...

I have been snotted on. It’s unpleasant, it happens, but certainly is not worthy of retribution unless you have anger management problems. I just tell offender to next time, go to the back before...
09-29-22, 01:48 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 1,810
Posted By rsbob

My heart will rest when I am dead.

My heart will rest when I am dead.
09-29-22, 01:35 PM
Replies: 163
Views: 2,478
Posted By rsbob

How about stuffing some batteries down the seat...

How about stuffing some batteries down the seat tube and adding some simple wiring thus electrifying the bike so that anyone who touches gets a very unpleasant jolt - not enough to kill but to...
09-29-22, 01:22 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 1,678
Posted By rsbob

Back in my late 20s I was on one of my first...

Back in my late 20s I was on one of my first group rides and had to blow my nose. I reached into my jersey pocket and pulled out a handkerchief and blew my nose. My good friend asked me what I was...
09-28-22, 09:14 PM
Replies: 163
Views: 2,478
Posted By rsbob

. :foo: would think it would be the other way...

. :foo: would think it would be the other way around.
09-28-22, 08:47 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 1,678
Posted By rsbob

When I first read your post, I laughed out loud. ...

When I first read your post, I laughed out loud. Too funny and even more funny he got indignant for being a dumb bunny
09-28-22, 08:33 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 1,678
Posted By rsbob

Since the drafter was uninvited and unannounced...

Since the drafter was uninvited and unannounced he had it coming. You are not fault and his anger was misplaced. He should have been mad at himself for not announcing and asking.
He is a person that...
09-28-22, 08:18 PM
Replies: 163
Views: 2,478
Posted By rsbob

“My job is the false interpretation to manipulate...

“My job is the false interpretation to manipulate the words in their favorable explanation to make sure someone has been provided my job. Not”
09-28-22, 05:56 PM
Replies: 163
Views: 2,478
Posted By rsbob

I never lock my bike, never. I take it with me...

I never lock my bike, never. I take it with me into the bank, the optometrist, the dentist, the convenience store BUT I always ask first if it is permissible. If a store owner says NO, I thank them...
09-27-22, 05:23 PM
Replies: 170
Views: 3,081
Posted By rsbob

Acknowledging that birds aren’t real shows that...

Acknowledging that birds aren’t real shows that you are a man of Letters and Science with shrewd analytical abilities. I bow down to you sir.
...
09-27-22, 05:12 PM
Replies: 163
Views: 2,478
Posted By rsbob

Are you an engineer or some profession closely...

Are you an engineer or some profession closely related?
09-26-22, 09:37 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 193
Posted By rsbob

Sorry about your wreck. To me, if you are eating...

Sorry about your wreck. To me, if you are eating poorly, getting minimal exercise and losing weight, I would see a physician. Your prior metabolism will not carry over unless you just have a...
09-26-22, 09:15 PM
Replies: 163
Views: 2,478
Posted By rsbob

May the “booger” “flinging” commence! :beer:

May the “booger” “flinging” commence! :beer:
09-26-22, 08:04 PM
Replies: 163
Views: 2,478
Posted By rsbob

We have a team of crack (addicted) scientists on...

We have a team of crack (addicted) scientists on the case. Stay tuned.
09-26-22, 06:49 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,269
Posted By rsbob

Did you ride shirtless? Without pictures,...

Did you ride shirtless?

Without pictures, your ride didn’t happen.
09-26-22, 06:39 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 920
Posted By rsbob

A twitchy bike may be one where riding with no...

A twitchy bike may be one where riding with no hands is difficult because any change in your leaning will make the bike quickly turn - usually a straight fork and a tight geometry. A dead bike is...
09-26-22, 06:31 PM
Replies: 163
Views: 2,478
Posted By rsbob

Spray paint the whole thing,wheels and all, white...

Spray paint the whole thing,wheels and all, white and it will look like you stole it from a memorial and the creepy and poor taste factor will probably deter anyone with half a brain.
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