You go to a board game shop and hang out playing board games? It doesn't seem like you'd get too many skilled bicycle thiefs outside of a place like that....maybe just dudes with capes and plastic swords and stuff.
Honestly, I stopped worrying about it after a certain point. I just use 2 locks, 1 u and 1 cable. I've had 2 frog lights, a pump, and part of a computer stolen, but that's about it over 6 years now. I'd just lock it properly and f"eggit aboud it".
BTW captain Picard >> Kirk. Burn!