Originally Posted by MoAlpha

For unknown reasons, my service pension is administered by the US Coast Guard. They have a web site, written in Web 1.0, which is virtually impossible to log onto…during the 120 days a year it’s actually up. Some its more endearing features are the fact that the answer to “CIty where you met your spouse” is really “mother’s maiden name” and, as I learned recently, when you indicate you’ve forgotten your password and the site says they’ll send you a change email, what they really mean is “type your YOB followed by such and such, followed by the last four digits of your employee number followed by…!