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Old 05-17-22, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by downtube42
or workarounds, accomodations or just frickin deal with it. I'll start.

Hot young folks
  • close eyes

Diminished athletic ability
  • Train smarter
  • Change geography
  • Move to where you have no PRs

Frequent urination
  • Urinate frequently

Tinnitus
  • Loud music
  • Beer

Facing mortality
  • Increase risk taking since there's less to lose
  • Consider the alternative of this **** continuing

Becoming a curmudgeon
  • Cultivated young friends
  • Ride a bike
  • Drink beer

Body falling apart
  • Denial
  • Loose clothing
  • Drink beer

What you got?
This brings to mind the great line uttered by Shakepear's Macbeth. "Too pee or not to pee? That is the question." The answer? If you are male and over 65, always "Yes!"
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