I've had the obvious ones ("get on the sidewalk", "it's not legal to ride on the road", "you don't pay 'road tax' (whatever that is)" etc) My favorite was probably the guy who pulled up behind a large group of us and started honking... on an empty four lane road at 5:45 am. There was an entire empty left lane for him to use to pass us, we were in the right lane, no traffic anywehere, no right turns he was trying to get to, bright daylight but this guy just DID NOT want to go into the left lane and go around us. He finally slammed around us with his engine racing, screaming obsenities out his open window, cutting back into the right lane sharply... on a completely open road. It was so bizarre that we weren't even angry, it was just funny. He just NEEDED the whole damned road, why were we taking his road?