Originally Posted by
genejockey
Mind you, if you let your grass get tall enough to benefit from a scythe, the Homeowners Association will be all over you.
"Hello, Mr. genejockey. This is Linda, the President of the Homeowner's Association. Per Article 7, Paragraph D of the contract you signed when you purchased your home, the grass blades on your front lawn has exceeded the maximum allowable height by 3/64 of an inch. This needs to be rectified within 48 hours of this notice, or penalties will be assessed."
I'm so glad to be away from that.