Originally Posted by AdventureManCO

Aww come on not knowing is half the fun!

It definitely happened, as evidenced by my wife asking "what are you doing there?" multiple times, and me trying to answer as generically as possibly so as to sound the least crazy as possible. ...'Oh, you know. Pouring through thousands of forum posts by hundreds of internet strangers to see what they had to say about their old bicycles and taking hours, of our time together dear, creating spreadsheets to catalog, then analyze, their answers'...may have elicited a less-than-ideal reflection of her life choices