Hey senor vignette, clean your damn bike for once will ya!
Don’t! Rock that grime! A dirty bike is a happy bike. As was said of Pig Pen “
Don't think of it as dust. Think of it as maybe the soil of some great past civilization. Maybe the soil of ancient Babylon. It staggers the imagination. [It] may be [the] soil that was trod upon by Solomon, or even Nebuchudnezzar.”