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Old 09-15-23, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Roughstuff
Years ago I was riding near Whitefish, Montana. It was a smaller town back then! I remember I had on a pair of really shiny European cut lascivious spandex. I was on a slow road through town. This black girl on the passenger side rolled her window down, stuck out her arm and gave my left butt cheek a big FANNY WHACK. One small step for humanity.
LOL! I had the same experience years ago, riding from Boston to Cape Cod. The WHACK was followed by a "Nice *$$!", to which I responded "Thank you!" I caught up to them at the next intersection and asked her for a date. Didn't work out, she was a little embarrassed.
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