The Older Boy waved money in my face to convince me to rent a car today vs tomorrow. Renting today meant picking up at the airport, which is significantly more expensive (but he's paying the difference!), and getting there (and later, back) by Lyft is also more expensive than pickup and drop off at the Enterprise place a mile away that's closed on weekends.
All so HE doesn't have to take Lyft or Uber, or alternatively, walk through the park where the mountain lions live, in the dark, smelling of meat
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